Showing posts with label Hitmen. Show all posts
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Friday, March 15, 2024

John Wick (2014)

 
Streaming Service: Netflix 
Movie Name/Year: John Wick (2014) 
Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller 
Length:  1h 41min 
Rating: R
Director: Chad Stahelski, David Leitch 
Writer: Derek Kolstad 
Actors: Keanu Reeves, Michael Nyqvist, Alfie Allen, Willem Dafoe, Dean Winters, Adrianne Palicki, Omer Barnea, Toby Leonard Moore, Daniel Bernhardt, Bridget Moynahan, John Leguizamo, Ian McShane, Bridget Regan, Lance Reddick, Keith Jardine, Tait Fletcher, Kazy Tauginas, Alexander Frekey, Thomas Sadoski, Randall Duk Kim, David Patrick Kelly, Clarke Peters, Kevin Nash, Vladislav Koulikov 
 
IMDb Blurb: An ex-hitman comes out of retirement to track down the gangsters who killed his dog and stole his car. 
 
 
Selina’s Point of View: 
I think it’s finally time to talk about John Wick. 
 
I’m ashamed to say that when I put John Wick on my top 20 movies to look out for in October of 2014, I indicated that I thought it would be just another old guy in an action flick. I still put it in my #4 slot, but it was beat by some films that had no business beating it.
 
John Wick is anything but an ‘old guy in an action flick’ kind of film. It’s a masterpiece of world building, choreography, direction, and writing. It is one of the best action films, maybe even the best action series, of our generation. Every shot is filmed with intention. Every line carefully laid out for maximum effect. Every gunshot meaningful. Every nuance an opening to one more fact about a world that was built with care and intrigue. My love for John Wick knows no bounds. 
 
To keep this article from becoming a book, I’m going to stick to discussing my favorite aspect of John Wick: the writing. 
 
 
The most difficult aspect of writing is knowing what NOT to add. Whether it’s from editing things out, or just not writing them in to begin with, those unspoken lines need to be intentional. What not to say is almost more important than what the actors do say. Derek Kolstad (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Death Battle, John Wick: Chapter 4) is a master of this. There’s a whole scene where John Wick answers the phone and says absolutely nothing. It is exponentially more intimidating than anything he could have said out loud. From the moment he picks up the phone, to the moment he hangs up, his silence amps up the tension of the scene. Most writers would have added something. At least an initial “hello” or a subtle threat at the end, giving in to the expectations of what happens in a phone call. Instead, Kolstad opts to add silence as his dialogue and it is a genius move. 
 
On top of that, the world-building is second to none. You only get the slightest taste of the John Wick world in the first movie, but you can tell it’s just the tip of the iceberg. The Continental, the coins, the rules… every subverted expectation. You get more of it in the sequels, but that’s why the series itself is so beloved. The writing expands the world and the characters expertly in each flick. No one out there is writing as well, or consistently, as Derek Kolstad. I will sing his praises every chance I get.
 
I want to be him when I grow up. 
 
Obviously, this was not my first time watching John Wick, it may not even be my tenth time watching. Never-the-less, I will never pass up a chance to see it, or its sequels. If you are an action fan and you haven’t given John Wick your attention, you need to re-evaluate your life. 
 
 
Cat’s Point of View:
I was a little shocked to realize that we hadn’t reviewed John Wick before. This is one of my favorite action franchises of all time.
 
Not only is the production star-studded, but everything is executed seemingly flawlessly. The story makes sense – even as crazy as it is. The stunt-work and fight choreography are out of this world. The cinematography is well done and captures some amazing visuals. The story is also very interesting – especially with all the lore regarding The High Table and The Continental, itself. Of course, you need to watch through all of the films in the franchise to see all of the layers that have been peeled back for each of those points of interest – but John Wick is an excellent start that gives just enough to whet your appetite for more. 
 
Forget The Matrix (1999) and its sequels - Keanu Reeves (Replicas, Toy Story 4, Bill & Ted Face the Music) was born to play this titular role. I think this character is just as iconic as Neo was. The films about technology run amok and simulations were just the early stages of Reeves dipping his feet into high quality action waters. The John Wick movies offer us a veteran in his prime executing 90% of his own stunts. Reeves is a badass, and also a phenomenal human being. 
 
 
Of course, there are other heavy hitters among this cast – and the list just grows with every subsequent installment of the story. For this first John Wick film, however, we have Ian McShane (Hellboy, American Gods, Kung Fu Panda 4) and the late Lance Reddick (Godzilla vs. Kong, Bosch, The Legend of Vox Machina) setting the tone for The Continental moving forward. Willem Dafoe’s (The Northman, Inside, Poor Things) character gives us a glimpse further into this world of contract killers and the fine line between adversary and ally. Alfie Allen (Game of Thrones, Jojo Rabbit, Nightwalkers) might be the source of John Wick’s ire in the film, but we can thank his character for making these stories possible through his bad decisions.  There are many more recognizable cast members, as well. I couldn’t’ fault any of the performances if I tried.
 
I loved every moment of this crazy roller-coaster ride…even when I was sad for the pain that Reeves’ character goes through on an emotional level. 
 
If you enjoy action movies and haven’t seen the John Wick movies yet, you’ll absolutely want to start with this first installment. I’m pretty sure you’ll want to keep going. I know I do. In the meantime, I’ll be over here crossing my fingers there will be a 5th installment.
 
 
Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – 86% 
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 81%
Metascore – 68% 
Metacritic User Score – 8.1/10 
IMDB Score – 7.4/10 
 
Trust the Dice: Selina’s Rating – 5/5 
Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating – 5/5
 
Movie Trailer:

Friday, February 22, 2019

Polar (2019)



Movie Name/Year: Polar (2019)
Tagline: If the Job doesn't kill you, Retirement will.
Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller
Length: 118 minutes
Rating: TV-MA
Production Companies: Netflix, Constantin Film, Dark Horse Entertainment
Producers: Jeremy Bolt, Keith Goldberg, Hartley Gorenstein, Robert Kulzer, Mads Mikkelsen, Martin Moszkowicz, Benjamin Munz, Mike Richardson, Bianca Salvatori, Bernhard Thür, Chris Tongue
Director: Jonas Ã…kerlund
Writers: Jayson Rothwell, Víctor Santos
Actors: Mads Mikkelsen, Vanessa Hudgens, Katheryn Winnick, Matt Lucas, Ruby O. Fee, Robert Maillet, Fei Ren, Inga Cadranel, Josh Cruddas, Anthony Grant, Anastasia Marinina

Blurb from Netflix: An assassin on the verge of retirement must put the good life on hold when his greedy boss sends a squad of young, ruthless killers to take him out.


Cat’s Point of View:
Polar was quite the visceral trip. It was unabashedly graphic in its sex and violence. To put it simply, it was bloody fantastic – literally so.

I have to say, I have a new movie to add to my list of favorites. Mads Mikkelsen (Casino Royale, Valhalla Rising, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story) actually blew me away in this role. Puns aside, I knew he was a solid and skilled actor before, but this brings my respect to a whole new level. I now understand why the internet has been clamoring for Mikkelsen to be the lead in the upcoming Witcher series based on the popular video games. Alas, he was not cast in that role – but I’m still looking forward to its Netflix release. I digress.


I think I did a bit of a double-take when I realized Duncan Vizla’s temperamental “boss” was played by Matt Lucas (Bridesmaids, Alice Through the Looking Glass, How to Talk to Girls at Parties). It was a bit of a departure to see him in this sort of role, as the previous productions I’d seen him in were considerably more subdued – such as his role on Doctor Who (2005-).

This also seemed like a welcome departure from the typical roles you’d expect to see Vanessa Hudgens (Beastly, Spring Breakers, Machete Kills) in. She really embraced the emotional vulnerability of her character.


When I first heard of Polar releasing as a Netflix Original, I hadn’t been aware of the Dark Horse Comics web-series and graphic novels by Victor Santos. There seem to be three story arcs in this series, and this film encapsulates the first. It is unclear at this time whether or not they will be attempting to bring the other ‘seasons’ of the graphic novel to life; but it has been announced that a fourth installment to the comic is forthcoming in April 2019.

Getting back to the movie at hand, though, I can confidently say that I would recommend this film to anyone who enjoys a good action-thriller. The fight choreography here is just absolutely bananas. Just keep in mind that the movie has earned every bit of its TV-MA rating, and then some. 


Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – 26%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 73%
Metascore - 19/100
Metacritic User Score – 6.7/10
IMDB Score – 6.3/10

Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating – 5/5

Movie Trailer:

Thursday, December 8, 2016

True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016)



Number Rolled: 86
Movie Name/Year: True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016)
Tagline: The man. The myth. The memoirs.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Length: 98 minutes
Rating: TV-14
Production Companies: Global Film Group, Netflix (Distributor)
Producer: Justin Begnaud, Candy Carlsen-Buffa, Raja Collins, Mark Fasano, Kevin Scott Frakes, Todd Garner, Michael Garrity, Jack L. Murray, Guy Riedel, Ankur Rungta
Director: Jeff Wadlow
Writer: Jeff Wadlow, Jeff Morris
Actors: Kevin James, Kim Coates, Maurice Compte, Zulay Henao, Andrew Howard, Ron Rifkin, Yul Vazquez, P.J. Byrne, Kelen Coleman, Leonard Earl Howze, Rob Riggle, Andy Garcia, Jeff Chase, Katie Couric, G-Rod, Al Hamacher, Lauren Shaw, Emilie Ullerup, Daniel Zacapa

Blurb from Netflix: After his publisher markets his crime novel as a memoir, a novice author finds himself forcibly recruited into a deadly political plot in Venezuela.

Selina’s Point of View:
That movie was GOOD. No, it was INCREDIBLE.

Normally, when I watch a film for Trust the Dice, I’ve always got little statements and points to make in the back of my mind for when it’s over. Granted, this time was no different in that way. However, I can’t remember any of it now. I got so sucked into the storyline, and the acting was outstanding…

In fact, there was nothing that even remotely pulled me out of the story. Not even for a second.

I gotta be honest. I knew Kevin James (Little Boy, Zookeeper, The King of Queens) had decent comedic timing, but I had no fucking CLUE he had something like this in him. When I saw the trailer, I was expecting some kind of slapsticky, action/parody thing. I still wanted to see it (it made my top 20 for the month), but I wasn’t expecting a project as huge as what I just saw.

True Memoirs of an International Assassin is a hardcore action film. It’s also a hardcore comedy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen those two genres as perfectly balanced in any other movie.

After watching, I loaded up Rotten Tomatoes. I don’t understand how the film I just watched got a 0%. I just don’t.


In the reviews, I see a lot of complaints saying the film was “lazy,” “irrelevant,” “typical James,” and “cliché.” I’m gonna guess those critics know a LOT about cliché.

What does any of that mean, anyway? Calling a movie lazy, IS lazy. Give a real reason for disliking it if you’re gonna call yourself a critic. And what the fuck does “irrelevant” mean in this context? What’s this film supposedly unconnected to? Cause if it’s the Super Bowl, I agree. And “typical James,” this most certainly was not.

I don’t normally subscribe to conspiracy theories. I’ve heard a LOT of them pitting big Hollywood against streaming sources like Netflix and Amazon. Obviously, big Hollywood is scared of Netflix because their success could mean a change in the way movies are made and watched. If that change reaches a high point, it could lose a significant amount of money for mainstream Hollywood in general.

I never really gave much thought to the conspiracy theories surrounding that fact… but I may have to. I cannot think of any other logical reason for this film to have scored a 0%. A few people disliking it, I would understand. I expected to see something in the 70s. A 0%.... simply doesn’t make sense.

I’m sorry this review turned into another rant about why I hate critics, because True Memoirs of an International Assassin deserves better. I would have liked to go more into how amusing it was to watch this as a writer. We all wonder what would happen to us if we got to interact with the characters we create, or become them.

I would recommend this film to anyone. In fact, my best friend hates spy movies and I’m gonna go ahead and recommend it to him as well.

That being said, Trust the Dice is undergoing some changes. Tomorrow we’ll be posting a notice explaining everything.

Cat’s Point of View:
Straight out of the gate, I must say that I loved this movie.

Loved it.

The performances were solid and the movie flowed smoothly. I honestly lost track of the passage of time for a bit as I enjoyed myself.

Kevin James (Grown Ups, Here Comes the Boom, Pixels) makes an unlikely action hero, but it worked! He’s very relatable as an ‘everyman;’ and his charisma and comedic timing always draws me in. His performance was a bit reminiscent of watching Mr. Incredible, with his insurance day-job and heroic alter ego.

I also loved this peek into the mind of a writer. From the visuals of his personal space to the level of research put into the various aspects of the fictional character’s experience. There’s a meme circulating around the internet somewhere about a writer’s browser history being a cause for placement on watch lists, and such. This movie reminded me of it again. I also got a big kick out of how the movie treats the characters of the fictional story – especially when they’re not being focused on.

This recent batch of releases had me doing a happy dance for seeing Kim Coates (Resident Evil: Afterlife, Goon, Strange Weather) hitting the screen in multiple projects. I think Coates was perfect for his role. I only wish there was more!


There are two actors that really grabbed my attention here, also. I have seen some of their other projects but they really hadn’t stuck in my mind very well. I’ll be looking out for them now. Who are they? Maurice Compte (Echo Park, Search Party, Narcos) playing Juan and Zulay Henao (Grizzly Park, Fighting, Takers) playing Rosa Bolivar. I enjoyed that Compte brought depth to his character so you could see that he was more than just a flunky.

I think Henao took the cake as a genuine badass. I wondered if she had performed her own stunts in this movie – and I’m pretty sure she did. This Columbian-born actress spent a few years in the US Army and even had a Central America deployment, according to a few interviews I found.

Her action work was spot-on and proved that she’s not just another bombshell used to add sexy backdrop to an action movie. She was great in the non-action moments, as well, though. I really enjoyed her dynamic with James.

I actually wouldn’t mind watching a sequel to this one, I liked it so much. This is definitely at or near the top of my recommendations currently.

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – 0%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 47%

Netflix’s Prediction for Selina – 4.5/5
Selina’s Trust-the-Dice Score5/5

Netflix’s Prediction for Cat – 4.5/5
Cat’s Trust-the-Dice Score5/5

P.S. The music accompanying the second part of the credits is very amusing when taking the plot into context.

Movie Trailer: 

Friday, December 13, 2013

In Bruges (2008)



Number Rolled: 96
Movie Name/Year: In Bruges (2008)
Genre: Comedy Drama
Length: 107 minutes
Rating: R
Director: Martin McDonagh
Writer: Martin McDonagh
Actors: Elizabeth Berrington, Colin Farrell, Ralph Fiennes, Brendan Gleeson, Eric Godon, Anna Madeley, Clemence Poesy, Jordan Prentice, Jeremie Renier, Thekla Reuten, Theo Stevenson, Inez Stinton

A traumatized hitman and his partner are sent to Bruges by their boss. Neither of them knows why they were sent, but they suspect it is either to hide out or to find a target. As they wait to hear from their boss, they sight-see in the town and interact with the residents.

“In Bruges” is a smart, unique film. Yes, it’s got the hitman aspect, which has been done to death, but it’s a really different spin on it. I also happen to think it’s the perfect vehicle for Colin Farrell. I like him as an actor in general, and I believe he does better in this film than in any other I’ve ever seen him in.

The movie itself has a great storyline. It’s not very fast paced, but it does have the ability to keep one involved until it gets to the meat of the plot. The script is intricate, and the actors all seem to be very invested in their rolls. I’ve been able to sit through this movie more times than I can count and, I think, what gives the film such rewatchability is the ending. Without saying too much, I will say that the ending – however strong – is debatable. I have a friend with a very different perspective than mine, we argue every time one of us watches the movie.

Ignore the label of “foreign movie” for the genre. Although it was made in another country, the language is English. If I were to give it a genre I’d say drama, despite the comedy and action also involved.

Netflix’s Prediction for Me – 4.3/5
Overall Opinion – 5/5

Movie Trailer: 

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Killers (2010)


Number Rolled: 74
Movie Name/Year: Killers (2010)
Genre: Action & Adventure
Length: 100 minutes
Rating: PG-13
Director: Robert Luketic
Writer: Bob DeRosa, Ted Griffin
Actors: Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Tom Selleck, Catherine O’Hara, Katheryn Winnick, Kevin Sussman, Lisa Ann Walter, Casey Wilson, Rob Riggle, Martin Mull, Alex Borstein, Usher Raymon, Letoya Luckett

Have you ever seen that movie about the assassin that decides they don’t want to do the job anymore and wants out? You know, the one where the main character starts to have a conscious or find out that their targets aren’t evil or the one they’re working for is corrupt? Then, later in the movie, they get a hit placed on them so they are forced to remember that they are never allowed to leave?

Ok. Now. How many movies just popped into your head? Even if you’re not a fan of that particular type of movie I guarantee you thought of at least three. If it’s your kind of thing, it was probably closer to thirteen. Please, add this one to the list.

Katherine Heigl is great at what she does, but what she does is play the same character in every single movie she’s in. You know, the neurotic good girl who is snubbed for not being impulsive enough? She played the same character here, only that character got dumped in the middle of a “spy getting out of the business” movie. That spy was played by Ashton Kutcher, and I was shocked that he pulled it off.

The first half hour of this movie felt like four hours. However, once the movie got going, time started moving naturally again. I’ll admit, I’m not much a fan of Ashton Kutcher, so I went into this expecting to want to gouge my eyes out with a spork half-way through. Not so.

The script went by your basic recipe, but did it well. I mean, macaroni and cheese is always made the same basic way but it’s still delicious. This movie wasn’t quite macaroni and cheese, but it was still pretty good.

Netflix has this one labeled as an action/adventure. I don’t think that’s right. It’s more of a comedy with an action/adventure twist. The parts that were action/adventure were really very good. Some of the deaths were bloodier than I expected, too.

I hated the ending. Fuck the ending. Let’s just pretend there was a different ending.

Overall Opinion – 3.5/5

Monday, September 10, 2012

Contract Killers (2008)


Number Rolled: 58
Movie Name/Year: Contract Killers (2008)
Genre: Action Thriller
Length: 86 mins
Rating: R
Director: Justin Rhodes
Writer: Ric Moxley and Justin Rhodes
Actors: Frida Farrell, Nick Mancuso, Rhett Giles, Wolf Muser, Christian Willis, G. Anthony Joseph, Steve Boergadine, Lee Sherman, Paul Cram, Justin Smith and Julia Denton

“Contract Killers” is about a woman assassin who wakes up one day hunted by the same killers she once worked with. Within the first scene her husband has already been murdered with the word “Lisa” etched into his forehead and a chase scene progresses. I’d write more about what it’s about but that’s it. Seriously.

It all honesty, the beginning gets you pumped up for a great action move. Like a mix of “Fast and Furious” and “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.” A blonde contract killer running for her life while we’re seeing disjointed memories of how she got into that place, what could go wrong? Everything. Just everything.

After that first scene? There’s nothing. It’s like someone decided to try and include every bit of every genre they could into a movie, but only a little at a time. Some action over there, a little drama over here, but working against each other like a violent game of tug-o-war. Half the movie had me sitting there with my forehead in my palm groaning, the other half had me stifling yawns.

The action was bland. The drama had no depth behind it at all. Even the sex scene was as disappointing as the one in “Bloodrayne.” All in all, if you haven’t seen it? I say, “good choice!”

Overall Opinion – 1/5