Number Rolled: 59
Movie Name/Year: Alien
Uprising (2012)
Genre: Sci-Fi
& Fantasy
Length: 101
minutes
Rating: R
Affiliated Companies:
Phase 4 Films, Hawthorn Productions
Executive Producer:
Joe Pia, Rafael Quintian, Craig Tuohy
Director: Dominic
Burns
Writer: Dominic
Burns
Actors: Bianca
Bree, Sean Brosnan, Simon Phillips, Maya Grant, Jazz Lintott, Andrew Shim,
Peter Barrett, Joey Ansah, Amelia Linney, Raji James, Sean Pertwee, Julian
Glover, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Perry Fitzpatrick, Christian Howard
A group of buddies go out to a club. After a night of
dancing, liquor and sex, they find the world has changed drastically. UFO’s
have appeared in the sky and the population of Earth has gone crazy. What
started out as fun and games turns into a fight for survival.
This movie is what you would get if you mixed the Tom Cruise
version of War of the Worlds with the
original Red Dawn, threw in a little
bit of Invasion of the Body Snatchers,
put the story in England, and slashed the budget into a tiny fraction of what
it should be. Honestly, they probably spent the majority of their budget on
Jean-Claude Van Damme. I don’t hate Van Damme, but if that’s where the majority
of their casting budget went, they should have reconsidered. One man acting
opposite cardboard cutouts does not make a good film.
On top of that, the movie was shot using unnecessary shaky-cam
in many of the scenes. I hate shaky-cam when it makes sense, like in The Blair Witch Project; I hate it even
more when there’s no cinematic or artistic reason for it.
Despite the issues, and there were many, Alien Uprising was not without some good
parts. There was a bit of script in the beginning that made me laugh so hard I
nearly fell off the couch. There was also the fact that I didn’t hate the
ending. I thought it was a little too obvious, in some ways, but only because I
like to try and expect the road less traveled.
The point is, if you’re looking for this kind of storyline
you’d be better off watching either of the Red
Dawns or Tomorrow, When the War Began.
If you’re looking for this kind of alien stuff you’d be better off watching any
version of War of the Worlds or Independence Day. If you’re looking for
a good film with awesome fighting scenes, choose any other Jean-Claude Van
Damme action movie. This movie just isn’t worth it.
Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – None
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 16%
Netflix’s Prediction for Me – 2.2/5
Trust-the-Dice Score – 1.5/5
P.S. This movie’s title was changed to Alien Uprising in 2013 but was created in 2012 under the name U.F.O. – despite the title discrepancy,
this is not a remake of the 1970’s work also titled Alien Uprising.
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