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Monday, April 1, 2019

Top 20 Movies to Look Out For In April (2019)

According to: Selina


20 – Penguins (4/17)


Tag Line: For Steve, his adventure isn’t all black and white.
Production Company: Disneynature
Director: Alastair Fothergill, Jeff Wilson
Writer: David Fowler
Actors: Roy Conli, Alastair Fothergill, Daniel Rasmussen, Keith Scholey, Jeff Wilson
Genre: Documentary
Rated: G
Length: Unknown

IMDb Blurb: The story of Steve, an Adélie penguin, on a quest to find a life partner and start a family. When Steve meets with Wuzzo the emperor penguin they become friends. But nothing comes easy in the icy Antarctic.

We all know I’m not much of a documentary kind of person. Trust the Dice is about entertainment. I just don’t see much of an entertaining quality in most documentaries. That said, I happen to love penguins. I think they are fascinating creatures – and adorable.

From the trailer, I think that Disney is going to take an entertaining look at the lives of penguins. They probably won’t go into the darker aspects of their existence, however, seeing as it has a G rating. I imagine this documentary will be geared more toward the cuter facts of penguin life, more for the kiddos.

That is especially with Ed Helms (Tag, The Hangover III, The Office) narrating. I expect there’ll be a lot of laughter.

In reality, I’ll probably always want to see whatever penguin documentary comes out. We all have that one thing we love for no damn reason, this is just mine.

19 – Storm Boy (4/5)


Tag Line: Let your heart soar.
Production Company: Ambience Entertainment, Best FX Adelaide
Director: Shawn Seet
Writer: Justin Monjo, Colin Whiele
Actors: Jai Courtney, Geoffrey Rush, David Gulpilil, Erik Thomson, Finn Little, Morgana Davies, Thibul Nettle, Luca Asta Sardelis, Chantal Contouri, Simone Annan,Paul Blackwell, Trevor Jamieson, David John Clark, Brendan Cooney, Michelle Nightingale, Miraede Bhatia-Williams, Rory Walker, Tim Whibley, Martha Lott, Bradley Trent Williams
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Family
Rated: PG
Length: 99 minutes

IMDb Blurb: A beautiful and contemporary retelling of Colin Thiele's classic Australian tale. 'Storm Boy' has grown up to be Michael Kingley, a successful retired businessman and grandfather. When Kingley starts to see images from his past that he can't explain, he is forced to remember his long-forgotten childhood, growing up on an isolated coastline with his father. He recounts to his grand-daughter the story of how, as a boy, he rescued and raised an extraordinary orphaned pelican, Mr Percival. Their remarkable adventures and very special bond has a profound effect on all their lives. Based on the beloved book, Storm Boy is a timeless story of an unusual and unconditional friendship.

Storm Boy just looks like a solid inspirational movie. A little predictable, a little emotionally manipulative, but with an interesting and heartwarming story.

I’m not overly fond of pelicans, but watching the scenes between the boy and the birds was cute.

The trailer essentially did what it was supposed it, it made me want to know more.

Although the trailer indicates that the release date is in January, that’s only the release date for Australia. April 19th is the release date for the USA.

18 – Mia and the White Lion (4/12)


Tag Line: Friendship is the wildest adventure of all.
Production Company: Galatée Films, Outside Films, Film Afrika Worldwide, StudioCanal, Pandora Films, M6 Films, Canal+, Ciné+, M6, W9, Film- und Medienstiftung NRW
Director: Gilles de Maistre
Writer: Prune de Maistre, William Davies, Giles de Maistre, Jean-Paul Husson
Actors: Daniah De Villiers, Mélanie Laurent, Langley Kirkwood, Ryan Mac Lennan, Lionel Newton, Lillian Dube, Brandon Auret, Paul Davies, Ashleigh Harvey, Tessa Jubber, Noko ‘Flow’ Mabitsela
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Family
Rated: PG
Length: 93 minutes

IMDb Blurb: A young girl from London moves to Africa with her parents where she befriends a lion cub.

I was looking at my list and going through the trailers for a second time when I realized… this film is born from the same recipe as Storm Boy. That’s not to say that both movies will be the same, it’s more that both will probably leave their audience with the same feelings.

You’ve got a human positively influenced by an animal – and the relationship is mutual. Either the animal will be harmed by that relationship or they will be released to the wild – I’m 100% sure of that one. There will be a bettering of the human’s life in the end. Maybe a final shot of the human staring off into the distance thinking of – or watching – their animal buddy go off into the wild.

So, why did both of the films make my list this month? I’m a sucker for animals. I just am. I love them. Whether they’re fuzzy or cute doesn’t matter. I wanted to be a vet when I was younger, but I’m deathly allergic to cats so it just wasn’t an option. I make up for it by enjoying these recipe-based animal movies that really don’t add much to the general cinematic landscape.

Don’t judge. Just skip to the next one if these films aren’t your cup of tea.

17 – The Wind (4/5)


Tag Line: It never stops.
Production Company: Soapbox Films, Divide/Conquer, Mind Hive Films
Director: Emma Tammi
Writer: Teresa Sutherland
Actors: Miles Anderson, Caitlin Gerard, Julia Goldani Telles, Dylan McTee, Martin C. Patterson, Ashley Zukerman
Genre: Horror, Western
Rated: R
Length: 86 minutes

IMDb Blurb: A supernatural thriller set in the Western frontier of the late 1800s, The Wind stars Caitlin Gerard (INSIDIOUS: THE LAST KEY) as a plains-woman driven mad by the harshness and isolation of the untamed land. The film is directed by Emma Tammi, written by Teresa Sutherland and stars Gerard, Ashley Zukerman, and Julia Goldani Telles. It was produced by Soapbox Films and Divide/Conquer.

Although westerns are some of my least favorite films, this one is much more a horror than anything else. The ‘western’ aspect barely even seems like a backdrop, so I’m less concerned with it.

As horror goes, The Wind seems a little more subtle than a lot of the stuff we get now-a-days. It looks like it’s going to rely more on psychology than jump scares. Although I believe there is a time and a place for jump scares, I do prefer a more dreadful psychological jolt in my horrors.

I’m not familiar with pretty much anyone in the credits. The only person I know anything about is Jennifer M. Quinteros (Independence Day: Resurgence, Ninja Apocalypse, Totem), a member of the makeup department. She worked on Mystique in X-Men: First Class (2011). The only thing that really tells us is that make-up is going to be on point.

The quality of pretty much everything else is up in the air. The people who worked on the film could be brilliant, awful, or anywhere in between. I actually like that in films. It allows you to walk into it with absolutely no expectations.

16 – Little (4/12)


Tag Line: Little secret, big problem.
Production Company: Khalabo Ink Society, Legendary Entertainment, Universal Pictures, Will Packer Productions
Director: Tina Gordon
Writer: Tracy Oliver, Tina Gordon
Actors: Regina Hall, Marsai Martin, Issa Rae, Justin Hartley, Tone Bell, JD McCrary, Mikey Day, Luke James, Caleb Emery, Noree Victoria, Kausar Mohammed, Abbie Gayle, Jonathon Watson, Kayte Giralt, Katelyn Farrugia, Hannah Westerfield, Blair Jasin, Palmer Williams Jr., Thalia Tran, Chelsea Hayes, Tucker Meek, Karon Riley, Nicole Marie Johnson, Marley Taylor, Cecelia Specht, Marc Hawes, Jade Fernandez, Kendra L. Franklin, Eva Carlton, Ella Madison, Andrew Nicolas Starr, Kayla Trinity Peltier
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Rated: PG-13
Length: Unknown

IMDb Blurb: A woman is transformed into her younger self at a point in her life when the pressures of adulthood become too much to bear.

Ok, Little’s been done before. About a hundred times. Like every recipe in creation, sometimes it comes out great and other times… not so much.

In this case, I have reason to be confident. Regina Hall (The Hate U Give, Girls Trip, When the Bough Breaks) and Issa Rae (Insecure, The Hate U Give, The Number) are both great actors that have decent comedic timing. Considering these are the adult actors that Marsai Martin (Black-ish, Goldie and Bear, Fun Mom Dinner) has to look up to as she plays the young version of Hall’s character, I have to imagine that she is going to knock it out of the park, too.

Now, there are numerous ways this movie could flop. I have to admit that. I still think it may be worth a watch through. At least once.

15 – Bright Ones (4/22)


Tag Line: Tell your story. Change the world.
Production Company: Bethel Music
Director: David Norona, Fred Vassallo
Writer: David Norona, Fred Vassallo
Actors: Peyton Allen, Josie Buchanan, Chloé Elizabeth Vassallo, Asher Hansow, Christian Allen, Sydney Allen, Dominique Coq Vassallo, Fabiano Altamura, Dann Farrelly, Abigail Rheem, Marion McAuley, Francesco Sideli, Seth Dahl, Claire Riddle, Tiffany Williams, Ben Day, Cru Buchanan, John Paul Vargas, Jay Miller, Garrett Viggers, Kristene DiMarco, Donta Nelson, Fred Vassallo
Genre: Musical
Rated: PG
Length: 82 minutes

IMDb Blurb: What happens when a group of talented kids from a performing arts school are faced with an impossible challenge - to create a showcase that teaches the world how they were created to shine? From the creative minds of award-winning Bethel Music and writer/directors, Fred Vassallo and David Noroña, comes this high energy and heartfelt story that combines incredible dance with powerful songs to reveal that even kids can change the world when they find their voice and tell their story. In the veins of High School Musical, Bright Ones is an uplifting and moving film that will inspire the whole family.

At first glance, Bright Ones looks pretty typical. There seems to be no difference between this one and every other performance movie in existence. It was only on second look that I saw anything special.

The majority of these films teach the very important lesson that dreams take work, but if you work at them, you can get what you want. Every kid needs to know that. That said, this one seems to touch on another lesson, as well. A lesson that most of these movies ignore. In fact, the only one that touches on it in my memory – in any kind of significant way – is Center Stage (2000).

That second lesson is that you don’t have to stick with something that you don’t love.

It’s so important for kids to figure out what they love because there does come a point in people’s lives where they no longer have a choice. They can get stuck. They have to provide for families, pay bills, and their options can easily be taken away.

We have a society of people who are stuck in jobs they hate because no one ever told them that it was ok to stop when they were young enough for it to matter. The lesson was always ‘keep at it’, ‘keep working’, ‘work harder’ – but that advice rarely ever came after the question, ‘do you want to be doing it?’ Even my mother always told me that you finish what you start. You never give up. But if you start something and legitimately hate it, what then?

Bright Ones seems like it touches on both – equally important – lessons. In my opinion, that elevates it above the others.

14 – Pet Sematary (4/5)


Tag Line: Sometimes dead is better.
Production Company: Alphaville Films, Paramount Pictures
Director: Kevin Kölsch, Dennis Widmyer 
Writer: Stephen King, Matt Greenberg, Jeff Buhler
Actors: Jason Clarke, John Lithgow, Amy Seimetz, Jeté Laurence, Naomi Frenette, Alyssa Brooke Levine, Maria Herrera, Obssa Ahmed, Hugo Lavoie, Sonia Maria Chirila, Locas Lavoie
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Rated: R
Length: 101 minutes

IMDb Blurb: Louis Creed, his wife Rachel, and their two children Gage and Ellie move to a rural home where they are welcomed and enlightened about the eerie 'Pet Sematary' located nearby. After the tragedy of their cat being killed by a truck, Louis resorts to burying it in the mysterious pet cemetery, which is definitely not as it seems, as it proves to the Creeds that sometimes, dead is better.

I know a lot of people are looking forward to this one, but I’m not really. I didn’t particularly like the original.

The story, as a horror, is amazing. It’s psychological with a lot of actual creep factor in there. It’s Stephen King (Castle Rock, Carrie, Gerald’s Game) through and through. I might even read the book at some point, but seeing it on the screen hurt my stomach. It’s too much for me, personally. As a result, I likely won’t see the remake unless it comes up for the blog.

That said, I do think it will benefit from a remake. The acting and script of the original is dated. It just doesn’t make sense any more for our time, it doesn’t hold up. Fresh new actors, a new script, and a more modern setting will bring Pet Sematary to a whole new generation.

Just because I don’t see this film as something for me, doesn’t mean that it’s not one to look out for. Keep your expectations in check, though. I hear they changed the ended and some people are a bit enraged about it.

Then again, aren’t people always enraged with change?

13 – The Curse of La Llorona (4/19)


Tag Line: She wants your children.
Production Company: Atomic Monster, New Line Cinema
Director: Michael Chaves
Writer: Mikki Daughtry, Tobias Iaconis
Actors: Linda Cardellini, Raymond Cruz, Marisol Ramirez, Patricia Velasquez, Sean Patrick Thomas, Roman Christou, Jaynee-Lynne Kinchen, Tony Amendola, Irene Keng, Oliver Alexander, Aiden Lewandowski, Paul Rodriguez, John Marshall Jones, Ricardo Mamood-Vega, Jaydan Valdivia, Andrew Tinpo Lee, Madeleine McGraw, DeLaRosa Rivera, Sophia Santi
Genre: Horror, Mystery, Thriller
Rated: R
Length: 93 minutes

IMDb Blurb: Ignoring the eerie warning of a troubled mother suspected of child endangerment, a social worker and her own small kids are soon drawn into a frightening supernatural realm.

It feels like we get at least one of these ghost-type horrors per month. Sometimes they look like little more than a jump scare-fueled attempt at being the next big paranormal horror series start. Other times, you get something like this.

Sure, you can see influences from some of the big-name horrors out there and there are definitely going to be a lot of jump scares offered. However, watching the trailer gives the impression that there’s also going to be a ton of psychological terror as well.

It’s a product of the times. Jump scares became big in horror and that’s where the trend is lingering. You’re not really going to get many horrors without them, but you can demand that they be surrounded by quality.

I have to admit, part of why this film sticks out to me is because the director, Michael Chaves (Worst Date Ever, Regen, Chase Champion), also directed the music video Bury a Friend (2019) by Billie Eilish. I’ve been mildly obsessed with that project since it came out. I’m more than willing to give him a shot in his first full-length feature film direction.

12 – The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (4/10)


Tag Line: Today’s a marvelous day for adventures!
Production Company: Alacran Pictures, Tornasol Films, Entre Chien et Loup, Ukbar Filmes, El Hombre Que Mato a Don Quijote AIE, Carisco Producciones AIE, Recorded Picture Company (RPC), Radio Televisión Española (RTVE), Movistar+, Wallimage, Proximus, Fonds Eurimages du Conseil de l'Europe, Instituto de la Cinematografía y de las Artes Audiovisuales (ICAA)
Director: Terry Gilliam
Writer: Terry Gilliam, Tony Grisoni
Actors: José Luis Ferrer, Ismael Fritschi, Juan López-Tagle, Adam Driver, William Miller, Will Keen, Jason Watkins, Paloma Bloyd, Óscar Jaenada, Sonia Franco, José Aser Giménez, José Antonio Fernández, Viveka Rytzner, Alberto Jo Lee, Bruno Sevilla, Stellan Skarsgård, Olga Kurylenko, Jordi Mollà, Jonathan Pryce, Joana Ribeiro, Jorge Calvo, Hovik Keuchkerian, Mario Tardón, Antonio de la Cruz, Matilde Fluixá
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Drama
Rated: NR
Length: 132 minutes

IMDb Blurb: Toby, a disillusioned film director, becomes pulled into a world of time-jumping fantasy when a Spanish cobbler believes him to be Sancho Panza. He gradually becomes unable to tell dreams from reality.

I spent a lot of this trailer grinning. It looks like a decent comedy. Quite frankly, it looks like how I expect being around a method actor might feel. (No offense to any method actors out there.)

It’s got a great cast, and some clearly amusing scenes.

The crowning reason it’s on my list? Terry Gilliam’s (Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, The Meaning of Life) involvement. He’s one of the creators of Monty Python. The trailer could have shown nothing of any interest at all and this film would still be on my list for no other reason than this man’s involvement.

11 – Mary Magdalene (4/12)


Tag Line: His story will be told.
Production Company: See-Saw Films, Porchlight Films, Universal Pictures International Production (UPIP), Film4
Director: Garth Davis
Writer: Helen Edmundson, Philippa Goslett
Actors: Rooney Mara, Joaquin Phoenix, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Tahar Rahim, Ariane Labed, Denis Ménochet, Lubna Azabal, Tchéky Karyo, Charles Babalola, Tawfeek Barhom, Ryan Corr, Uri Gavriel, Shira Haas, Tsahi Halevi, Michael Moshonov, David Schofield, irit Sheleg, Jules Sitruk, Zohar Shtrauss, Lior Raz, Hadas Yaron
Genre: Drama
Rated: R
Length: 120 minutes

IMDb Blurb: The story of Mary Magdalene.

I flip-flop on this one.

It looks like Mary Magdalene will be a huge, well-done film. It’s possible that we’ll get to see the story of Mary Magdalene in a way that will speak to everyone, not just people of the faith. I know this, because my family is Jewish – I’m more along the lines of agnostic – and It still looks pretty epic to me.

I would have this movie much higher, except I’m left knowing that there’s also the possibility that it could go the way of The Passion of the Christ (2004). It’s really only a small possibility, though. If you look through the cast of this movie, you’ll find yourself more confident that it’s just meant to be a good film in general.

Regardless of faith, the story of Mary Magdalene is a fascinating one. To me, that means it’s worth giving this movie a shot.


10 – Breakthrough (4/17)


Tag Line: Based on the impossible true story.
Production Company: Fox 2000 Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox
Director: Roxann Dawson
Writer: Grant Nieporte
Actors: Topher Grace, Chrissy Metz, Sam Trammell, Josh Lucas, Marcel Ruiz, Dennis Haysbert, Rebecca Staab, Mike Colter, Ali Skovbye, Lisa Durupt, Victor Zinck Jr., Kristen Harris, Nancy Sorel, Stephanie Czajkowski, Isaac Kragten, Taylor Mosby, Maddy Martin, Nikolas Dukic, Chuck Shamata, Stephanie Sy, Callie Lane, Alicia Johnston, Travis Bryant, Lauren Cochrane, Scott Johnson, Kate Yacula, Geoff Banjavich, Lecrae, Erik Athavale, Logan Creran, Annelise Pollmann, Karl Thordarson, Saul Elias, Phil Hepner, Jemma Griffith
Genre: Biography, Drama
Rated: PG
Length: 116 minutes

IMDb Blurb: When her 14-year-old son drowns in a lake, a faithful mother prays for him to come back from the brink of death and be healed.

This is another spiritual film.

It’s one thing for a faith-based movie to speak to people of the faith that it’s representing. That’s easy. It’s when that film speaks to people outside the faith that you have something special.

As I mentioned earlier, I’m agnostic with a Jewish family. Still, watching this trailer gave me chills.

In movies like this, faith is shown as a conduit of hope. The family is getting the child all the help they possibly can – they’re just also praying that it works. Watching a community get together to help one child or family will always get me. I’ve never seen that kind of human kindness in real life and it’s fascinating that there are places where it actually seems to exist.

Watch the trailer. It’s got all the makings of a heart-wrenching drama: tragedy, love, and hope.

Besides, I’m super pissed that they canceled Luke Cage (2016-2018) and I will literally watch Mike Colter (Skin, Before You Know It, Extinction) in anything he does.

9 – Hellboy (4/12)


Tag Line: Legendary AF
Production Company: Nu Boyana FX, Campbell Grobman Films, Dark Horse Entertainment, Lawrence Gordon Productions, Millennium Films
Director: Neil Marshall
Writer: Andrew Cosby, Mike Mignola
Actors: David Harbour, Ian McShane, Milla Jovovich, Daniel Dae Kim, Penelope Mitchell, Sasha Lane, Thomas Haden Church, Sophie Okonedo, Brian Gleeson, Kristina Klebe, Alistair Petrie, Ashley Edner, Douglas Tait, Vanessa Eichholz, Mario de la Rosa
Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Rated: R
Length: Unknown

IMDb Blurb: Based on the graphic novels by Mike Mignola, Hellboy, caught between the worlds of the supernatural and human, battles an ancient sorceress bent on revenge.

Unlike Pet Sematary, I loved the original Hellboy films.

I will absolutely admit that the trailer looks great. Based on the trailer alone, it should probably be higher on this list. That said, I cannot let go of the idea of Ron Perlman (Sons of Anarchy, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Bad Ass) not being a part of it. As heroes go, Hugh Jackman (Logan, The Greatest Showman, Happy Feet) will always be Wolverine, Chris Evans (Avengers: Infinity War, Before We Go, Snowpiercer) will always be Steve Rogers, Robert Downey Jr. (Avengers: Infinity War, The Judge, Sherlock Holmes) will always be Tony Stark, and Ron Perlman will always be Hellboy. No super hero has been as perfectly cast as those four.

David Harbour (Stranger Things, State of Affairs, Sleepless) has some big-ass shoes to fill, and I’m skeptical.

He’s a great actor, don’t get me wrong. If ANYONE can follow Perlman in this role, it’d be him.

The saving grace, in my eyes, is that this version of Hellboy is rated R. There’s talk that the film will hold closer to the horror aspects of the comic. That means we’ll get to see Hellboy in all his glory.

It’s easier to give this film a real chance when it seems like it’ll hold truer to the source material.

8 – Someone Great (4/19)


Tag Line: Getting it. Together.
Production Company: Feigco Entertainment, I Can & I Will Productions, Likely Story
Director: Jennifer Kaytin Robinson
Writer: Jennifer Kaytin Robinson
Actors: Rosario Dawson, Brittany Snow, Gina Rodriguez, LaKeith Stanfield, Faith Logan, DeWanda Wise, Peter Vack, Thomas Kopache, Salvatore DiSanto, Ben Sidell, David Granados, Kenneth De Abrew, Sam Moko
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rated: R
Length: 92 minutes

IMDb Blurb: After a devastating break up on the eve of her cross-country move, Jenny enjoys one last NYC adventure with her two best pals. Someone Great is a romantic comedy about love, loss, growth and the everlasting bond of female friendship.

I love this trailer. I just do. It’s a girls-night-out movie with a fantastic cast based in NY.

In fact, I think I relate so much to this one because I’m going to be leaving Brooklyn soon. Moving outside of my comfort zone. I still love this place, but it’s best for my family to be elsewhere. So, aside from the main character’s break-up, I feel like I get where her head is.

The trailer looks like fun. It looks like something a LOT of people could relate to and it has the kind of people involved that really make you want to give it a shot.

7 – Under the Silver Lake (4/19)


Tag Line: What are they hiding.
Production Company: Vendian Entertainment, Stay Gold Features, Good Fear Film + Management, Michael De Luca Productions, PASTEL, UnLTD Productions, Salem Street Entertainment, Boo Pictures, P2 Films
Director: David Robert Mitchell
Writer: David Robert Mitchell
Actors: Andrew Garfield, Wendy Vanden Heuvel, Deborah Geffner, Riley Keough, Riki Lindhome, Chris Gann, Callie Hernandez, Jessica Makinson, Reese Hartwig, Izzie Coffey, Kayla DiVenere, Tucker Meek, Zosia Mamet, Annabelle Dexter-Jones, Laura-Leigh Claire, Jimmi Simpson, Patrick Fischler
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Rated: R
Length: 139 minutes

IMDb Blurb: Sam, intelligent but without purpose, finds a mysterious woman swimming in his apartment's pool one night. The next morning, she disappears. Sam sets off across LA to find her, and along the way he uncovers a conspiracy far more bizarre.

Who doesn’t love a good mind-fuck movie?

That’s exactly what this looks like. Under the Silver Lake will probably be a mystery/conspiracy film with a twist ending. On top of that, it seems like it will have both serious and humorous parts. If there’s a good balance of all of it, that will be a recipe for a hell of a movie.

The trailer is fast-paced and highlights Andrew Garfield’s (Hacksaw Ridge, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus) quirky nature without answering any questions about other characters in the film. Normally – I would see this as a misstep. I have a different opinion here, though.

Because this movie is likely to have more than just one twist at the end, it’s possible that none of the characters are what they seem – and the ones that are, you’re supposed to question. Taking their actions out of context, or inserting the wrong scene for a character could probably wind up giving story-ruining spoilers. So, in this kind of situation, I appreciate the narrow focus of the trailer. Flash some faces at me, show me the main character’s state of mind, let me know the feel of the film, and then let me see the rest for myself.

There’s very little I hate more in a trailer than spoilers. Anytime the editing reveals the ending or a huge plot twist I get grumpy. I don’t think that will be an issue here.

6 – Red Joan (4/19 UK)


Tag Line: How far would you go to protect everything you love?
Production Company: Trademark Films
Director: Trevor Nunn
Writer: Lindsay Shapero
Actors: Judi Dench, Sophie Cookson, Stephen Boxer, Stephen Campbell Moore, Kevin Fuller, Freddie Gaminara, Tom Hughes, Ben Miles, Ciarán Owens, Robin Soans, Laurence Spellman, Tereza Srbova, Stuart Whelan
Genre: Biography, Drama, Romance
Rated: R
Length: 101 minutes

IMDb Blurb: The story of Joan Stanley, who was exposed as the KGB's longest-serving British spy.

This biography also feels like it’s going to dip into the spy drama area. Sure, most of that might be in flashbacks… but I’m here for it. I do enjoy a good spy story. Even if it’s unintentional.

I’ll admit, I know nothing about the woman this film is about. Joan Stanley doesn’t feel like a name I ever heard of before – not even in school. So, I was fresh to the story when I watched the trailer for the first time. Originally, Red Joan was much lower on my list.

Upon the second and third watch-throughs, though, I became more invested. I was curious about the whole story. 

Now, I’m really looking forward to it. I have no idea how close to the true story it is. Of course, you have to expect some deviation.

Besides, they couldn’t really have gotten a better leading lady team for the film. Judi Dench (Tulip Fever, Philomena, Skyfall) and Sophie Cookson (Gypsy, Kingsman: The Secret Service, Ashes in the Snow) are bound to be a giant win together.

5 – High Life (4/5)


Tag Line: Oblivion awaits.
Production Company: Alcatraz Films, Andrew Lauren Productions (ALP), Arte France Cinéma, BFI Film Fund, Canal+, Ciné+, Madants, Pandora Filmproduktion, Polski Instytut Sztuki Filmowej, The Apocalypse Films Company, Zweites Deutsches Fernsehen (ZDF)
Director: Claire Denis
Writer: Claire Denis, Jean-Pol Fargeau, Geoff Cox, Nick Laird
Actors: Robert Pattinson, Juliette Binoche, André Benjamin, Mia Goth, Lars Eidinger, Agata Buzek, Claire Tran, Ewan Mitchell, Gloria Obianyo, Scarlett Lindsey, Jessie Ross, Victor Banerjee, Juliette Picollot, John Kimani Njeri, Mikolaj Gruss, Lukasz Osik, Weronika Wachowska, Mikolaj Zeman
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Horror
Rated: R
Length: 110 minutes

IMDb Blurb: A father and his daughter struggle to survive in deep space where they live in isolation.

When you have a claustrophobic film like this, the horror can easily be amped up to a thousand. In this case, that claustrophobia is achieved by not only sticking people into an isolated setting – but by sticking them into an isolated setting in space.

That ‘in space’ part is a big deal. It means that they’re not likely to randomly find a survivor wandering. No human is going to knock on the door and be like “surprise, bitch!” Unless they’ve been lied to and they’re really being held on Earth. I suppose that’s an option, but I am keeping my hopes high that they won’t be using that tired trope here.

The point is, anything coming to the door is not likely to be friendly. Whatever the core of the horror is will be bolstered by that fear of the unknown that humanity is prone to.

On another note, Robert Pattinson (Remember Me, Good Time, The Childhood of a Leader) has come a LONG way. When I see him in a film, I no longer picture that awkward character he played in the movies that shall not be named. Instead, I immediately think of all the great indie films he’s been bringing to the landscape. He’s pretty much the new juggernaut of the indie scene, and I’m all for it.

On a release date note: Although the movie is said to be from 2018, it was just making its rounds in the film festivals at that time. The date noted above is for the main limited release in the US.

Further research has indicated that there are some severely disturbing scenes in this film. I’m going to issue a trigger warning, though I don’t know exactly what those scenes are. I’m fairly certain they are based on a sexual topic. Keep that in mind.

4 – Drunk Parents (4/19)


Tag Line: Hung over and tapped out.
Production Company: BRON Studios, Creative Wealth Media Finance, Fortitude International
Director: Fred Wolf
Writer: Fred Wolf, Peter Gaulke
Actors: Salma Hayek, Joe Manganiello, Bridget Moynahan, Alec Baldwin, Treat Williams, Ben Platt, Sasha Mitchell, Aimee Mullins, Jim Gaffigan, Dan Soder, Olivia Luccardi, Kelly AuCoin, Aasif Mandvi, Natalia Cigliuti, Michelle Veintimilla, Kid Cudi, Stephen Gevedon, Eddie Schweighardt, Patrick M. Walsh, Brian Donahue, Lean M. Clark, JoJo Kushner, Gibson Frazier, Jeremy Shinder, Frank Anello, Laura Jordan, Daniel Hayek, Matthew Porter, Time Rose
Genre: Comedy
Rated: R
Length: 97 minutes

IMDb Blurb: Two drunk parents attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes.

I have no fucking idea what’s happening in this trailer, but it’s hilarious and I want to see it.

The entire trailer is just pure chaos. You get the basic gist, though. The main characters are affluent people who lose all their money and are trying to keep their lifestyle through any means necessary.

Then you spend the rest of the 2 minutes seeing flashes of what ‘any means necessary’ means… with no context. For a comedy film like this one, I think that was an appropriate way to market the story.

The people involved had something to do with the placement. Fred Wolf (Without a Paddle, Grown Ups, Saturday Night Live) and Peter Gaulke (Ice Age: Meltdown, Saturday Night Live, Black Knight) are great creators in general. When you then team them up with actors like Alec Baldwin (Before You Know It, BlacKkKlansman, 30 Rock), Salma Hayek (The Hitman’s Bodyguard, Sausage Party, Muppets Most Wanted), Joe Manganiello (True Blood, Magic Mike, Justice League) and Jim Gaffigan (Super Troopers 2, Chappaquiddick, Chuck), you get a team that’s pretty hard to beat for a comedy.

3 – Shazam! (4/5)


Tag Line: Just say the word.
Production Company: Warner Bros., DC Entertainment, DC Comics, New Line Cinema, Seven Bucks Productions, The Safran Company
Director: David F. Sandberg
Writer: Henry Gayden, Darren Lemke, Bill Parker, C.C. Beck
Actors: Zachary Levi, Djimon Hounsou, Michelle Borth, Mark Strong, Jack Dylan Grazer, Adam Brody, Meagan Good, Asher Angel, Marta Milans, Ross Butler, Grace Fulton, John Glover, Stephannie Hawkins, Cooper Andrews, Natalia Safran, D.J. Cotrona, Evan Marsh, Ava Preston, Andi Osho, Ian Chen, Faithe Herman, Caroline Palmer, Lotta Losten, Carson MacCormac, Jovan Armand, Sarah Bennani, Ethan Pugiotto, Krystal Kiran, David Kohlsmith, Ali Badshah, David J. MacNeil, Tabitha Tao, Manuel Rodriguez-Saenz, Jillian Rees-Brown, Pamela Matthews
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
Rated: PG-13
Length: 132 minutes

IMDb Blurb: We all have a superhero inside us, it just takes a bit of magic to bring it out. In Billy Batson's case, by shouting out one word - SHAZAM! - this streetwise fourteen-year-old foster kid can turn into the adult superhero Shazam.

You know I’m a fan girl. I love comics. I love comic book movies. In fact, I really like the story of Shazam in the comics, as well.

The trailers look great. I even got a real laugh out as I watched. The only problem I have is that I don’t trust DC movies anymore. They’ve let me down one time too many.

Working around my DC trust issues, if they did Shazam right, I think it could be a game changer for them. Let me explain why.

DC films are known – at almost a parody level – for being DARK. They tried to lighten things up with the Suicide Squad (2016) film, but that was a mistake since the Suicide Squad comics are too dark for that. They seem to be trying to feel like the MCU in order to obtain the same kind of success, but they’re missing the whole point of what Marvel does.

Although the Stan Lee (Avengers: Endgame, Luke Cage, Black Panther) cameo-infused films are often woven with comedy and the general sass of the characters – even in darker stories like Infinity War – the creators never deviate the feel of the stories. Sure, they don’t hit every aspect of the comics. Scenes are missing or changed. Characters are left out or brought in when they were original used in a different way – or not at all. But, whatever they do, Marvel sticks to the basic FEEL of the original story. You had a lot of humor in Avengers: Infinity War (2018), but you damn well better believe that the sense of loss and tragedy silenced the entire movie theater in the end.

DC doesn’t get that. They lightened the entire story of the Suicide Squad, instead of just playing with the contrast of dark and light. In the end, it felt like they were fighting the comics instead of working within them.

Here’s where Shazam comes in. Even in the comics, Shazam is kind of a silly character. He’s a kid that says the word and then transforms into an adult superhero. How could it not be at least a little silly?

If DC wants to play with the tone of their films, this is when to do it. Shazam can feel like a lighter movie without losing the base feel of the hero. If it works out, they can transplant the character into future crossovers to give a thread of comedy to an otherwise dark story and work on that balance that has so far eluded them.

That’s why I think Shazam could be a game changer. We’ll have to wait and see what happens. If it flops, they’re still stuck at the drawing board.

2 – The Best of Enemies (4/5)


Tag Line: Change is worth fighting for.
Production Company: Astute Films, Material Pictures
Director: Robin Bissell
Writer: Robin Bissell, Osha Gray Davidson
Actors: Sam Rockwell, Taraji P. Henson, Wes Bentley, Anne Heche, Alyssa Mari Stilwell, John Gallagher Jr. Bruce McGill, Nicholas Logan, Caitlin Mehner, Nick Searcy, Babou Ceesay, Cranston Johnson, Jessica Miesel, Rhoda Griffis, Ned Vaughn, Gilbert Glenn Brown, Carson Holmes, Sope Aluko, Nadej K. Bailey, MxKenzie Applegate, Kendall Ryan Sanders, Chris Cavalier, Susan Williams, Brody Rose, Rae Olivier, Time Ware, Chanté Bowser, Jeanette Branch, Arin Logan, Morgan Brown, Joy Johnson Coleman, Wes McGee, Kevin Iannucci, Elizabeth Thorp
Genre: Biography, Drama, History
Rated: PG-13
Length: Unknown

IMDb Blurb: Civil rights activist Ann Atwater faces off against C.P. Ellis, Exalted Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan, in 1971 Durham, North Carolina over the issue of school integration.

There’s nothing I don’t find interesting about this trailer. ANY other month, it would have likely come in at number one.

As important as I find the subject matter and the history lesson shown in The Best of Enemies, the first thing to catch my eye wasn’t that. It wasn’t the weight of the situation shown in the film. It wasn’t even the knowledge of the kind of tragedies that would be shown. It wasn’t even the fact that it is based on a true story. As heart breaking and essential as The Best of Enemies will likely be, there was only one aspect that caught my attention immediately upon watching the trailer.

Taraji P. Henson (Empire, Proud Mary, Hidden Figures).

Henson is on FIRE in this trailer. She’s impossible to look away from. I don’t know too much about the true story this movie is based on, but I imagine a person in Henson’s character’s shoes would be just as much a commanding personality, and whirlwind of change, as the trailer portrays her. She’s seen as an avenging angel of her community and Henson just embodies that.

For Taraji P. Henson alone, this film is worth watching. For the lessons The Best of Enemies is bound to share, it’s worth being high on any list of films to look out for in April.

1 – Avengers: Endgame (4/26)


Tag Line: Avenge the fallen.
Production Company: Marvel Studios
Director: Anthony Russo, Joe Russo
Writer: Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Jim Starlin
Actors: Brie Larson, Scarlett Johansson, Karen Gillan, Bradley Cooper, Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson, Winston Duke, Chris Evans, Josh Brolin, Evangeline Lilly, Robert Downey Jr., Pom Klementieff, Tom Holland, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Rudd, Dave Bautista, Danai Gurira, Sebastian Stan, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jeremy Renner, Jon Favreau, Katherine Langford, Mark Ruffalo, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tilda Swinton, Chadwick Boseman, Frank Grillo, Kerry Condon, Ty Simpkins, Letitia Wright, Sean Gunn, Don Cheadle, Emma Fuhrmann, Hiroyuki Sanada, Penelope Kathryn Golden, Benedict Wong, Terry Notary,
Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Rated: PG-13
Length: 182 minutes

IMDb Blurb: After the devastating events of Avengers: Infinity War (2018), the universe is in ruins. With the help of remaining allies, the Avengers assemble once more in order to undo Thanos' actions and restore order to the universe.

I can’t wait. I’m not going to be able to see it opening night (I’m a mom now, I don’t have the time). Still, I’ll be seeing it very soon after it’s release. Hopefully the same weekend, since I’ll have to avoid the hell out of social media until I do.

I’m dying to see how the story ends.

Now, I’ll be honest here, I’ve read the comics. Infinity War is one of my favorite arcs. That said, the movie and comics don’t line up 100%. That means that what I think I know may not be what is. I love that feeling when I’m watching a film based on a book. It’s why I don’t get too hung up on changes to the story if the feeling is the same.

The trailers for End Game give me chills. Likely because they rely on exploiting the feelings people had when they first witnessed the snap. There are black and white clips from past films, Tony Stark just flat out talking to Pepper on a recording… it’s impossible not to FEEL the trailers for this one. And the movie posters are all along the same track. They just released a bunch of them with the people who survived in color and the people who got dusted (or otherwise died) in black and white.

It’s appropriate.

Infinity War was a risky and amazing journey for a production studio to take. I think they did phenomenal with it and I just can’t wait to see what they leave the story with.

I wish Stan Lee was here to see it.

We’ll all be thinking of him.

Movies to Look out For
According to: Cat

Mary Magdalene .20
Body at Brighton Rock .19
Missing Link .18
The Curse of La Llorona .17
Her Smell .16
After .15
The Best of Enemies .14
High Life .13
Little .12
Penguins .11
Storm Boy .10
Mia and the White Lion .9
Teen Spirit .8
The Man Who Killed Don Quixote .7
The White Crow .6
Drunk Parents .5
Shazam! .4
Hellboy .3
Pet Sematary .2
Avengers: Endgame .1

FAQ:

Friday, February 22, 2019

Polar (2019)



Movie Name/Year: Polar (2019)
Tagline: If the Job doesn't kill you, Retirement will.
Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller
Length: 118 minutes
Rating: TV-MA
Production Companies: Netflix, Constantin Film, Dark Horse Entertainment
Producers: Jeremy Bolt, Keith Goldberg, Hartley Gorenstein, Robert Kulzer, Mads Mikkelsen, Martin Moszkowicz, Benjamin Munz, Mike Richardson, Bianca Salvatori, Bernhard Thür, Chris Tongue
Director: Jonas Åkerlund
Writers: Jayson Rothwell, Víctor Santos
Actors: Mads Mikkelsen, Vanessa Hudgens, Katheryn Winnick, Matt Lucas, Ruby O. Fee, Robert Maillet, Fei Ren, Inga Cadranel, Josh Cruddas, Anthony Grant, Anastasia Marinina

Blurb from Netflix: An assassin on the verge of retirement must put the good life on hold when his greedy boss sends a squad of young, ruthless killers to take him out.


Cat’s Point of View:
Polar was quite the visceral trip. It was unabashedly graphic in its sex and violence. To put it simply, it was bloody fantastic – literally so.

I have to say, I have a new movie to add to my list of favorites. Mads Mikkelsen (Casino Royale, Valhalla Rising, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story) actually blew me away in this role. Puns aside, I knew he was a solid and skilled actor before, but this brings my respect to a whole new level. I now understand why the internet has been clamoring for Mikkelsen to be the lead in the upcoming Witcher series based on the popular video games. Alas, he was not cast in that role – but I’m still looking forward to its Netflix release. I digress.


I think I did a bit of a double-take when I realized Duncan Vizla’s temperamental “boss” was played by Matt Lucas (Bridesmaids, Alice Through the Looking Glass, How to Talk to Girls at Parties). It was a bit of a departure to see him in this sort of role, as the previous productions I’d seen him in were considerably more subdued – such as his role on Doctor Who (2005-).

This also seemed like a welcome departure from the typical roles you’d expect to see Vanessa Hudgens (Beastly, Spring Breakers, Machete Kills) in. She really embraced the emotional vulnerability of her character.


When I first heard of Polar releasing as a Netflix Original, I hadn’t been aware of the Dark Horse Comics web-series and graphic novels by Victor Santos. There seem to be three story arcs in this series, and this film encapsulates the first. It is unclear at this time whether or not they will be attempting to bring the other ‘seasons’ of the graphic novel to life; but it has been announced that a fourth installment to the comic is forthcoming in April 2019.

Getting back to the movie at hand, though, I can confidently say that I would recommend this film to anyone who enjoys a good action-thriller. The fight choreography here is just absolutely bananas. Just keep in mind that the movie has earned every bit of its TV-MA rating, and then some. 


Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – 26%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 73%
Metascore - 19/100
Metacritic User Score – 6.7/10
IMDB Score – 6.3/10

Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating – 5/5

Movie Trailer:

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Top 20 Movies to Look Out For In July (2016)

According to: Selina


20 – Marauders (7/1)


Tag Line: The rich will pay.
Production Company: Emmett/Furla Films, 4th Wall Entertainment, Grindstone Entertainment Group, Lionsgate Home Entertainment
Director: Steven C. Miller
Writer: Michael Cody, Chris Sivertson
Actors: Bruce Willis, Christopher Meloni. Dave Bautista, Adrian Grenier, Lydia Hull, Tyler Jon Olson, Christopher Rob Bowen, Chris Hill, Danny A. Abeckaser, Texas Battle, Alyshia Ochse, Carolyn Alise, Ryan O’Nan, Shea Buckner, Michael Urriquia, Kristen Rae Myers, Alora Catherine Smith
Genre: Action
Rated: R

So, I never saw the episode where Detective Stabler left Law and Order: SVU (1999 -). Now I know it's because he was transferred to homicide. It makes so much sense now.

Alright, Christopher Meloni (Underground, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, Sin City: A Dame to Kill For) isn’t actually playing Detective Stabler in this film, but the character seems pretty damn similar according to the trailer. As an avid fan of the Law and Order: SVU series, I’m finding that incredibly difficult to ignore. I miss Meloni’s L&O character and I’ll happily watch this to get a little dose of it.

Aside from that, the movie actually looks like there’s a decent mystery going on in it. I’m kind of interested to see how Dave Bautista (Spectre, Riddick, Guardians of the Galaxy) does in a film like this as well.

19 – Indignation (7/29)


Tag Line: Based on the novel by Philip Roth.
Production Company: Bing Feng Bao Entertainment, Likely Story, RT Features, X-Filme Creative Pool
Director: James Schamus
Writer: James Schamus, Philip Roth
Actors: Sarah Gadon, Logan Lerman, Ben Rosenfield, Tracy Letts, Linda Emond, Danny Burstein, Joanne Baron, Noah Robbins, Pico Alexander, Philip Ettinger, Susan Varon, Richard Topol
Genre: Drama
Rated: R

When I saw the Indignation trailer, I thought it was a thriller. I was surprised to find out it was a drama. The music and the psychological mystery that seems to be portrayed in the trailer really didn’t scream ‘drama’ to me.

Even so, I’m still interested. The idea of a psychological drama can often be similar to a thriller and, at the very least, is rarely boring.

Besides, Logan Lerman (Fury, Noah, Gamer) hasn’t graced the big screen in roughly a year. He’s a great actor and I’m looking forward to seeing him back in action again.

18 – Undrafted (7/15)


Tag Line: One game. One team. One problem.
Production Company: Dead Fish Films, Parlay Pictures
Director: Joseph Mazzello
Writer: Joseph Mazzello
Actors: Tyler Hoechlin, Aaron Tveit, Joseph Mazzello, Chace Crawford, Matt Barr, James Belushi, Philip Winchester, Manny Montana, Michael Fishman, Toby Hemingway, Billy Gardell, Jay Hayden, Matt Bush, Ryan Pinkson
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Family
Rated: NR

Undrafted has a star-studded cast and a ridiculously silly script. The plot is a little less on the silly side, though. It’s more along the lines of lost/broken dreams. It feels like an old school 90s-movie type of dramedy and that makes me just… super happy.

The cast is pretty amazing also. Even if you don’t like all the actors, the huge list of names is difficult to ignore: Tyler Hoechlin (Hall Pass, Teen Wolf, Solstice), Aaron Tveit (Graceland, Les Miserables, Gossip Girl), Chace Crawford (Gossip Girl, What to Expect When You’re Expecting, Twelve), James Belushi (The Whole Truth, The Secret Lives of Dorks, The Defenders)… and more.

17 – Fathers and Daughters (7/8)


Tag Line: He wrote to her, about her, and for her.
Production Company: Andrea Leone Films, Busted Shark Productions, Fear of God Films, Voltage Pictures
Director: Gabriele Muccino
Writer: Brad Desch
Actors: Russell Crowe, Amanda Seyfried, Aaron Paul, Diane Kruger, Quvenzhane Wallis, Bruce Greenwood, Janet McTeer, Kylie Rogers, Jane Fonda, Octavia Spencer, Jenny Vos, Brendan Griffin, Ryan Eggold, Chris Douglass, Jake Scheib, Matt Scheib, John Shepard, Jason McCune, Paula Marshall
Genre: Drama
Rated: R

Movies about the bond between a father and a daughter always make me feel a little bit bitter, but that doesn’t mean I can’t acknowledge their worth.

The story shown in the trailer for Fathers and Daughters looks heartbreaking and beautiful all at the same time. It’s difficult to not want to see the film. It’s got a seemingly great story, great actors, and a great director, giving me nothing to really complain about. For girls with an important relationship with their dads, it should also have an incredible emotional response.

16 – The Secret Life of Pets (7/8)


Tag Line: Think this what they do all day?
Production Company: Dentsu, Fuji Television Network, Illumination Entertainment, Universal Pictures
Director: Chris Renaud, Yarrow Cheney
Writer: Ken Daurio, Brian Lynch, Cinco Paul
Actors: Jenny Slate, Albert Brooks, Kevin Hart, Ellie Kemper, Lake Bell, Hannibel Buress, Tara Strong, Louis C.K., Eric Stonestreet, Jim Cummings, Steve Coogan, Dana Carvey, Bobby Moynihan, Laraine Newman, John Kassir, Michael Beattie, Sasha Lester
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rated: PG

Plain and simple, I’m in this for the head banging Poodle. Rock on, Leonard. Rock on.

15 – Cell (7/8)


Tag Line: When everyone is connected no one is safe.
Production Company: The Genre Co., Benaroya Pictures, Cargo Entertainment
Director: Tod Williams
Writer: Adam Alleca, Stephen King
Actors: John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson, Isabelle Fuhrman, Clark Sarullo, Ethan Andrew Casto, Owen Teague, Stacy Keach, Joshua Mikel, Anthony Reynolds, Erin Elizabeth Burns, Jeff Hallman, Mark Ashworth, Wilbur Fitzgerald
Genre: Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Rated: R

This looks like the movie Trust the Dice reviewed earlier in the month: Antisocial (2013). As you recall, I really enjoyed that movie although Cat didn’t so much. I think Cell has a very similar plot, but seeing as it has an amazing cast and it’s based off a story by Stephen King (Haven, Under the Dome, Carrie), this film will likely be better than Antisocial. Or, at the very least, less polarized.

John Cusack (Drive Hard, Grand Piano, The Frozen Ground) and Samuel L. Jackson (Chi-Raq, The Hateful Eight, Kite) make for an interesting team and I can’t wait to see them do this film together.

14 – Lights Out (7/22)


Tag Line: You were right to be afraid of the dark.
Production Company: Atomic Monster, Grey Matter Productions, New Line Cinema
Director: David F. Sandberg
Writer: Eric Heisserer, David F. Sandberg
Actors: Teresa Palmer, Gabriel Bateman, Alexander DiPersia, Billy Burke, Maria Bello, Rolando Boyce, Ava Cantrell, Ariel Dupin, Emily Alyn Lind, Lotta Losten, Amiah Miller, Andi Osho, Elizabeth Pan, Maria Russell, Alicia Vela-Bailey
Genre: Horror
Rated: PG-13

I was scared of the dark for a really long time. I don’t just mean when I was a kid either. I was scared of the dark until my early twenties when I forced myself to move passed it. This film exploits that natural fear of darkness.

There are a lot of movies that exploit the fear of darkness, but there’s something very interesting about this one. It seems like the mother in the film is actually friends with, or working with, the apparition that’s haunting her son and his… sister? Babysitter? The trailer isn’t clear about the exact type of character it is that Teresa Palmer (Triple 9, The Choice, Cut Bank) is playing.

I think that if you’re going to see Lights Out you shouldn’t expect anything based off of brilliant fright. It’ll likely be more about jump scares and the story than anything else.

13 – The BFG (7/1)


Tag Line: The world is more giant than you can imagine.
Production Company: Amblin Entertainment, Walt Disney Pictures, Walden Media, DreamWorks SKG, Reliance Entertainment, The Kennedy/Marshall Company
Director: Steven Spielberg
Writer: Melissa Mathison, Roald Dahl
Actors: Mark Rylance, Ruby Barnhil, Penelope Wilton, Jemaine Clement, Rebecca Hall, Rafe Spall, Bill Hader, Olafur Darri Olafsson, Adam Godley, Michael Adamthwaite, Daniel Bacon, Jonathan Holmes, Chris Gibbs, Paul Moniz de Sa
Genre: Adventure, Family, Fantasy
Rated: PG

This movie is a remake of an animated movie, of the same name, from 1989. That film was directed by Brian Cosgrove (Danger Mouse, The Magic Ball, On Christmas Eve) and the adaptation was written by John Hambley (The Fool of the World and the Flying Ship, Count Duckula, Minder). Both adaptations are based on a book (also with the same name) written by Roald Dahl (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Matilda) that was published in 1982.

Ignoring the fact that I really do enjoy watching movies based off books in order to compare and contrast the two, The BFG looks incredibly cute and full of fantasy. If I’d known about the original version when I was younger, I definitely would have seen it. As it is, I can’t wait to see both versions. I’ve been looking forward to this film for a few months now.

I may even attempt to see it in theaters.

12 – Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (7/8)


Tag Line: They needed hot dates. They got hot messes.
Production Company: Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, Chernin Entertainment, TSG Entertainment
Director: Jake Szymanski
Writer: Andrew Jay Cohen, Brendan O’Brien
Actors: Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick, Zac Efron, Adam Devine, Sugar Lyn Beard, Chloe Bridges, Stephen Root, Kumail Nanjani, Sam Richardson, Alice Wetterlund, Stephanie Faracy, Branscombe Richmond, Hilty Bowen, Mary Holland, Wendy Williams, Ayden Mayeri
Genre: Comedy
Rated: R

There is nothing about this film that I don’t want to see. It is right up Adam Devine’s (Modern Family, Workaholics, Pitch Perfect) alley of funny and it’s going to be awesome to see Zac Efron (Dirty Grandpa, That Awkward Moment, The Lucky One) meet his level. I feel like they’d do well together. I’ve also previously said I would follow Anna Kendrick (Get a Job, Into the Woods, Life After Beth) anywhere. Yes, I even watched the crap Twilight (2008-2012) movies because she was in them. I even think Aubrey Plaza (Life After Beth, Dirty Grandpa, Parks and Recreation) has a unique style as well and she should work well with Kendrick.

The story and script look hilarious. I feel like there’ll be a lot of cringe-worthy scenes, but that there will be something smart behind it. Especially since it’s got Jake Szymanski (7 Days in Hell, John Mulaney: New in Town, Brooklyn Nine-Nine), a director associated with Saturday Night Live and Funny or Die Presents, as well as Andrew Jay Cohen (American Storage, Acting with James Franco, Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising) and Brendan O’Brien (American Storage, Acting with James Franco, Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising), writers both associated with Neighbors.

11 – Equals (7/15)


Tag Line: Find your equal.
Production Company: Freedom Media, Infinite Frameworks Studios, Route One Entertainment, Scott Free Productions
Director: Drake Doremus
Writer: Drake Doremus, Nathan Parker
Actors: Nicholas Hoult, Kristen Stewart, Scott Lawrence, Kate Lyn Shell, Rebecca Hazlewood, Yu Hwan Park, Bel Powley, David Selby, Aurora Perrineau, Nathan Parker, Guy Pearce
Genre: Drama, Romance, Sci-Fi
Rated: PG-13

I can’t tell if this movie reminds me more of District 13 from The Hunger Games books or Erudite from the Divergent books. In both cases, I’m specifically talking about the books, not the movies.

Either way, each series was an amazing read, which makes me raise an eyebrow at this trailer.

The story is very dystopian and very heart wrenching, which is what I like from my sci-fi and my romance respectively. I’m really looking forward to this.

And for those of you sitting there scoffing about how Kristen Stewart (Personal Shopper, Still Alice, On the Road) is in it and how she’s got no range of emotion? This movie is about a world where emotion is suppressed and not felt. So, even if you’ve got no faith in her range, you can’t deny she could probably pull that off.


10 – Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie (7/22)


Tag Line: It's a huge great bloody movie, sweetie!
Production Company: Fox Searchlight Pictures
Director: Mandie Fletcher
Writer: Jennifer Saunders
Actors: Gwendoline Christie, Rebel Wilson, Jon Hamm, Joanna Lumley, Jennifer Saunders, Suki Waterhouse, Julia Sawalha, Kamil Lemieszewski, Barry Humphries, Chris Colfer, Joan Collins, Alexa Chung, Kate Moss, Eunice Olumide, Emma Bunton, Jerry Hall, Graham Norton, Poppy Delevingne, Perez Hilton
Genre: Comedy
Rated: R

I saw this movie was coming out and I was super excited. I used to watch the TV show once upon a time. I’m talking about near the end of the 90s. It was hilarious. Definitely on the slapsticky, crass side of humor and I enjoy that kind of stuff. I was thrilled to see that they were using the same actresses. I lost track of the show in the early 2000s, so I didn’t realize it had gone on as long as it did, so it still feels nostalgic to me.

Also, it’s probably the perfect film for Rebel Wilson (Super Fun Night, Pitch Perfect, Struck by Lightning) to appear it.

9 – The Purge: Election Year (7/1)


Tag Line: I purged.
Production Company: Blumhouse Productions, Platinum Dunes, Universal Pictures, Why Not Productions
Director: James DeMonaco
Writer: James DeMonaco
Actors: Elizabeth Mitchell, Frank Grillo, Ethan Phillips, Raymon J. Barry, Terry Serpico, Christopher James Baker, Rob Vardaro, Christy Coco, London Hall, Liza Colon-Zayas, Roman Blat, Jon Douglas Rainey, Michael Steven Swanson, James Best
Genre: Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Rated: R

I’m a huge fan of this series. I think the idea of The Purge is incredibly unique. I thought it when the first movie came out and I still think it. The plot line is not something I’ve ever seen done before and I find it very difficult to predict the way the movies are going to go.

The fact that James DeMonaco (Little New York, The Kill Point, Skinwalkers) chose to focus on an election year as the setting of his chilling horror’s next installment is probably coincidental, but it strikes me as an important parallel to the way things are going during this current presidential election. There is so much hate and violence that it practically feels like the purge is something that could come upon us just to try and lessen the amount of suck that’s going around.

I don’t give a fuck who you’re voting for. I’m tired of seeing hate every single place I look. Try to remember you love your family and your friend regardless of their political opinions or leanings. It seems like a lot of people are forgetting…

8 – Ice Age: Collision Course (7/22)


Tag Line: Brace yourself.
Production Company: Blue Sky Studios, Twentieth Century Fox Animation
Director: Mike Thurmeier, Galen T. Chu
Writer: Michael Berg, Yoni Brenner, Aubrey Solomon, Michael J. Wilson
Actors: Melissa Rauch, Adam Devine, Jennifer Lopez, Simon Pegg, John Leguizamo, Stephanie Beatriz, Nick Offerman, Seann William Scott, Max Greenfield, Josh Peck, Keke Palmer, Denis Leary, Queen Latifah, Ray Romano, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Wanda Sykes, Jessie J, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Michael Strahan, Chris Wedge
Genre: Animation, Adventure, Comedy
Rated: PG

Ok, the last entry was on the heavy side for this article, luckily the only things heavy about this entry are the mammoths….

And how fucking adorable Scrat is.

I love that stupid, spastic, klutzy-ass squirrel. In this sequel to the Ice Age films, it looks like Scrat has become responsible for the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. It’s looking more and more like the series is going to go through all the various theories scientists have had over the years for how the dinosaurs died out.

I don’t mind. I think this series is adorable.

7 – The Legend of Tarzan (7/1)


Tag Line: Human. Nature.
Production Company: Dark Horse Entertainment, Jerry Weintraub Productions, Riche Productions, Village Roadshow Pictures
Director: David Yates
Writer: Adam Cozad, Craig Brewer, Edgar Rice Burroughs
Actors: Alexander Skarsgard, Rory J. Saper, Christian Stevens, Christoph Waltz, Samuel L. Jackson, Margot Robbie, Sidney Ralitsoele, Osy Ikhile, Mens-Sana Tamakloe, Antony Acheampong, Edward Apeagyei, Ashley Byam, Casper Crump, Adam Ganne, Aleksandar Mikic
Genre: Action, Adventure
Rated: PG-13

Most of the incarnations of Tarzan that I have seen have been funny or animated or both. It’ll be nice to see a serious version with such an amazing cast in it.

I have some issues with the trailer, but that may just be the way the trailer was made and have nothing to do with the plot or movie in general. Trust the Dice has seen its fair share of epic trailers that turned out to poorly represent the film.

6 – Bad Moms (7/29)


Tag Line: Party like a mother.
Production Company: Block Entertainment, STX Entertainment
Director: Jon Lucas, Scott Moore
Writer: Jon Lucas, Scott Moore
Actors: Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn, Christina Applegate, Jada Pinkett Smith, Chase Savoie, Oona Laurence, Tilton Lipoma, Megan Ferguson, Emjay Anthony, Kesha, Lilly Singh, Christina DeRosa, Annie Mumolo, Allyson Leigh Jordan, Amy Brassette, Gwen Parker
Genre: Comedy
Rated: NR

I saw this trailer when it first came out in… I’m pretty sure it was May. I was all over it then and I’m all over it now.

I have a very close friend that has kids and she does all the cooking and the cleaning and she’s the head of the PTA and she participates in every single thing… she’s super-mom and it looks fucking exhausting. I feel like a movie like this is aimed at people like her. People who do absolutely everything and don’t get quite as much appreciation or recognition as they deserve.

It’s the movie version of every family sitcom ever made where the mom goes on strike. Only it’s actually funny and features Mila Kunis (Family Guy, Jupiter Ascending, The Angriest Man in Brooklyn) alongside Kristen Bell (House of Lies, Zootopia, Frozen).

You really can’t go wrong.

5 – Nerve (7/27)


Tag Line: Are you a watcher or a player?
Production Company: Allison Shearmur Productions, Keep Your Head, Lionsgate
Director: Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman
Writer: Jeanne Ryan, Jessica Sharzer
Actors: Samira Wiley, Kimiko Glenn, Juliette Lewis, Dave Franco, Emma Roberts, Emily Meade, Machine Gun Kelly, Jonny Beauchamp, Miles Heizer, Marc John Jefferies, Casey Neistat, Arielle Vandenberg, Ed Squires
Genre: Crime, Mystery, Thriller
Rated: PG-13

The moment I saw that Dave Franco (Neighbors, Now You See Me, Warm Bodies) was a romantic lead I was immediately interested. The younger Franco brother does not get as much love as I think he deserves. Nothing’s wrong with James Franco (Sausage Party, The Little Prince, King Cobra), but I’m a Dave girl and he gets type-cast way too damn much. This is a good film for him to be in.

The plot is intensely interesting to me because, just going by the trailer, I absolutely believe something like this could happen.

A game, online, maybe on the dark net, where watchers give the players crazier and crazier orders until someone winds up dead? We have a voyeuristic society and – if you’ve ever read the comments on a news article or YouTube video you know – people are assholes, especially on the internet.

That makes this movie seem that much more frightening.

4 – Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens (7/31)


Tag Line: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Unless what happens is this.
Production Company: The Asylum, BondIt, Syfy
Director: Anthony C. Ferrante
Writer: Thunder Levin
Actors: Tara Reid, Masiela Lusha, Stacey Dash, Ryan Newman, Alexandra Paul, Cody Linley, Mindy Robinson, Gary Busey, Carrie Keagan, David Hasselhoff, Ian Ziering, Imani Hakim, Gene Lee Nolin, Tommy Davidson, Caroline Williams, Cheryl Tiefs, Todd Chrisley, Duane Chapman, T’Keyah Crystal Keymah, Kym Johnson, Patti Stanger, Steffanie Busey, Anthony Rogers
Genre: Horror, Sci-Fi
Rated: NR

In the third installment of Sharknado, viewers were asked to vote on whether or not April died. Now, in my research for this fourth film, I unfortunately got spoiled on the answer. However, the trailer I’ve included above does NOT include the same spoilers I came across. It is safe for viewing but I do not recommend you do any googling of this film if you are looking forward to being surprised when it airs.

That being said, I have no god damn reason why I love these films. I just do. There’s no good excuse.

I’ll be having a viewing part at my house, again. I’m gonna make my watermelon/fruit salad shark again, but I’m definitely not gonna be stupid enough to try to cater it myself. Subway will be catering it and maybe I’ll make some vegetables on the side because I’m old and try to make people I care about eat green things.

That said, I can NOT wait for the 31st!

3 – Batman: The Killing Joke (7/25)


Tag Line: The madness Begins.
Production Company: The Answer Studio, Warner Bros.
Director: Sam Liu
Writer: Bob Kane, Bill Finger, Alan Moore, Brian Bolland, Jerry Robinson, Brian Azzarello
Actors: Mark Hamill, Nolan North, Tara Strong, Robin Atkin Downes, John DiMaggio, Ray Wise, Kevin Conroy, Kari Wahlgren, Fred Tatasciore, Brian George, Maury Sterling, Andrew Kishino, Rick D. Wasserman, Bruce Timm, Anna Vocino, JP Karliak
Genre: Animation, Action, Crime
Rated: R

I cannot stress this enough: The Killing Joke is a DARK story. I’ve seen a lot of bad reviews given to DC movies because they’re dark and people weren’t expecting it. So, I’m giving you all plenty of warning. THIS STORY IS DARK. There are triggers everywhere. Death, sexual assault, torture, do not expect a laughing Avengers-type movie experience. If that’s what you’re looking for, this film is NOT for you.

After re-reading the comic, I was worried about how they were going to do certain scenes, but there was animation in the trailer that showed they were going to do the scenes as close to the comic as humanly possible, which means this will not be a soft rated R, it will be a hard rated R.

I can’t wait to see it. The movie is straight to DVD.

2 – Ghostbusters (7/15)


Tag Line: Who you gonna call?
Production Company: Columbia Pictures, Feigco Entertainment, Ghostcorps, LStar Capital, The Montecito Picture Company, Pascal Pictures, Village Roadshow Pictures
Director: Paul Feig
Writer: Katie Dippold, Paul Feig, Ivan Reitman, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis
Actors: Chris Hemsworth, Kate McKinnon, Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Sigourney Weaver, Charles Dance, Bill Murray, Leslie Jones, Elizabeth Perkins, Dan Aykroyd, Michael Kenneth Williams, Andy Garcia, Annie Potts, Ernie Hudson, Matt Walsh
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Rated: PG-13

I don’t care what you think of the trailer, if you were an 80s kid, you’re going to watch this film. If not in theaters, then when it hits cable. Don’t lie. It’s not cute.

1 – Star Trek Beyond (7/22)


Tag Line: None
Production Company: Paramount Pictures, Bad Robot, Perfect Storm Entertainment, Skydance Productions, Sneaky Shark
Director: Justin Lin
Writer: Simon Pegg, Doug Jung, Gene Roddenberry, Roberto Orci, Patrick McKay, John D. Payne
Actors: Anton Yelchin, Zoe Saldana, Idris Elba, Chris Pine, Sofia Boutella, Karl Urban, Simon Pegg, Zachary Quinto, Shohreh Aghdashioo, John Cho, Fiona Vroom, Deep Roy, Melissa Roxburgh
Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Rated: NR

This trailer makes me sad. I miss Anton Yelchin (Green Room, Broken Horses, The Driftless Area). I have no idea what they’re gonna do for any other planned sequels for this Star Trek series. Will they end it? Will they replace Yelchin? Will they kill off Chekov? Too many questions, not enough answers.

That being said, I’m a Trekkie. I’m not just a Trekkie, I’m a Kirk-born Trekkie. Picard or Kirk? Kirk. I don’t even have to think about it. I was raised on the first series. Needless to say, the reboot amuses me. I also think the actors make amazing versions of the characters they were meant to portray.

Know what else is cool? Simon Pegg (Paul, Hot Fuzz, The World’s End) has a writing credit for this film. THAT is awesome. I can’t wait to see what he did with it.

Movies to Look out For
According to: Cat

Absolutely Fabulous .20
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates .19
Fathers and Daughters .18
Batman: The Killing Joke .17
Our Kind of Traitor .16
Beta Test .15
Dear Eleanor .14
Lights Out .13
The BFG .12
Marauders .11
Nerve .10
Ice Age: Collision Course .9
The Purge: Election Year .8
Jason Bourne .7
Bad Moms .6
Ghostbusters .5
Star Trek Beyond .4
The Secret Life of Pets .3
Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens .2
The Legend of Tarzan .1