Streaming Service: Shudder
Movie Name/Year: V/H/S/85 (2023)
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Length: 110min
Rating: TV-MA
Directors: David Bruckner, Scott
Derrickson, Natasha Kermani, Mike P. Nelson, Gigi Saul Guerrero
Writers: C. Robert Cargill, Zoe Cooper,
Scott Derrickson, Evan Dickson, Mike P. Nelson, Gigi Saul Guerrero
Actors: Freddy Rodríguez, Kelli
Garner, James Ransone, Jordan Belfi, Gigi Saul Guerrero, Dani Deetté, Mark
Sipka, Andrew Ghai, Anna Sundberg, Shelby Steel, Chelsey Grant, Tyler Noble,
Gabriela Roel, Chivonne Michelle, Justen Jones, Florencia Ríos, Dashiell Derrickson,
Toussaint Morrison, Marcio Moreno, Alex Galick, Ari Gallegos, Eric Pierson,
Gerardo Oñate, Forrest Hartl, Dana DeRuyck, Evie Bair, Duffy McManus, Felipe de
Lara, Tom Reed, Brent Picha, Renee Werbowski, José María Higareda, Bryan
McDonald, Christopher Gasser, Murray Nelson, Anna Hashizume, Nicholas Krekeler
IMDb Blurb: Unveiled through a
made-for-TV documentary, five tales of found footage horror emerge to take
viewers on a terrifying journey into the grim underbelly of the 1980s.
Cat’s Point of View:
While I haven’t always jived with every segment featured in
the anthology franchise, the V/H/S (2012) movies have been a fun
experience, over all. It’s like unpacking a “blind box” of film shorts.
Sometimes there are things in the box that you don’t necessarily care for, but
the rest is an enjoyable surprise. V/H/S/85 was the latest installment
in this cinematic series, and I was enthusiastic to open up this mystery
bundle.
I have mentioned before (and probably will again) that I
absolutely love to watch productions set in the 1980s. I’m an 80s baby and so
the decade is full of warm fuzzy nostalgia. Of course, we’re talking about a
horror anthology here with V/H/S/85 so there really isn’t anything ‘warm
and fuzzy’ about it. The little details that placed it within the 80s, however,
not only helped me immerse myself within the collected found footage features,
but it also gave me a little comfort touchstone – like wrapping up in a blanket
while watching the scary movie.
Speaking of scary, I can’t say that I was chilled to the
bone by any of these stories, but they were all interesting and well executed
for the most part.
Gigi Saul Guerrero’s (Mistress of Bones, Bingo Hell,
Satanic Hispanics) "God of Death" segment felt right at home as
footage from a TV studio in the 80s and it captured the essence of the real
event it was loosely framed around… with a twist. Scott Derrickson’s (Sinister,
Doctor Strange, The Black Phone) "Dreamkill" segment was one of
my favorites. Not only did this short distill the essence of the 80s well, it
was also disturbing beyond the blood and gore. Natasha Kermani (The
Samaritan, Imitation Girl, Lucky) "TKNOGD" segment gave all the
right early computer graphics feels while incorporating a horror element into
performance art. Mike P. Nelson’s (The Domestics, Studio Luma, Wrong Turn)
"No Wake" & "Ambrosia" segments probably were the
‘winners’ for me. These 2 segments resonated in a different way than the others
and held more subtle horror in addition to the overt elements involved.
I don’t know that the over-arching story the individual
short films were sprinkled throughout connected as well to the segments as in
some prior V/H/S offerings. I understood what David Bruckner’s (Southbound,
The Night House, Hellraiser) "Total Copy" segment was going for,
but couldn’t help have a bit of a disconnect with it. It was perhaps a
combination of my own internal question of ‘but why, though?’ in regards to
each of these ‘discovered’ home-videos watched within that narrative and some
of the visual choices that just didn’t resonate with me. It wasn’t “bad,” per
se… it just wasn’t as effective over-all for me.
That being said, V/H/S/85 was still absolutely worth
the watch. This was, in fact, my second time watching this anthology as I’d
tuned in as soon as it had released on Shudder last year. If you like horror
anthologies, this franchise still remains a decided go-to.
Rotten Tomatoes Critic
Score – 74%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience
Score – 70%
Metascore – 53%
Metacritic User Score – 5.8/10
IMDB Score – 5.6/10
Trust the Dice: Cat’s
Rating – 3.5/5
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