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20 – Diary of a
Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever (12/8) Director: Luke
Cormican Writer: Jeff
Kinney, Kathleen Shugrue Actors: Erica
Cerra, Wesley Kimmel, Hunter Dillon, Gracen Newton, Spencer Howell, Sil van der
Zwan Genre: Animation,
Adventure, Comedy Rated: PG Length: 1h 35min IMDb Blurb: For Greg the winter vacations are going a little
rough, after getting stuck with his family in the snow and worrying about
getting the new console. I know precious little about the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series.
I’m also a little put off by the animation style. That said, I can’t deny its
popularity. There are books everywhere, films, spinoffs, and even a musical.
It’s won, or been nominated for, 10 Kids Choice awards. That’s insane. Obviously,
there’s something here that kids adore, and that can’t be ignored. I hope it lives up to the fans’ expectations. 19 – May December
(11/17) Director: Todd
Haynes Writer: Samy
Burch, Alex Mechanik Actors: Natalie
Portman, Chris Tenzis, Charles Melton, Julianne Moore, Andrea Frankle, Gabriel
Chung, Mikenzie Taylor Genre: Comedy,
Drama Rated: R Length: 1h 57min IMDb Blurb: Twenty years after their notorious tabloid romance
gripped the nation, a married couple buckles under pressure when an actress
arrives to do research for a film about their past. There’s a bit of a disconnect between the trailer for May
December and its labeled genres. The trailer for May December is dark and dramatic.
There’s a touch of thriller in there that would lead me to believe it leans in
a frightening direction. The labels for it, however, claim it’s a comedy drama.
So, either the labels are way off, or it’s being marketed abysmally. It makes
me a bit nervous about recommending it. Even with the insane casting and
creative team. 18 – Eileen
(12/1) Director: William
Oldroyd Writer: Luke
Goebel, Ottessa Moshfegh Actors: Thomasin
McKenzie, Shea Whigham, Sam Nivola, Siobhan Fallon Hogan, Tonye Patano, Anne Hathaway Genre: Drama,
Mystery, Thriller Rated: R Length: 1h 37min IMDb Blurb: A woman's friendship with a new co-worker at the
prison facility where she works takes a sinister turn. Every time I watch this trailer, it looks amazing. Anne
Hathaway (Les Miserables, The Dark Knight Rises, Dark Waters) and
Thomasin McKenzie (Jojo Rabbit, Leave No Trace, Last Night in Soho) are
intense, the tension is palpable, and the overall feel of it is different. Of
course, the problem is that I have to keep watching the damn thing. For some reason that I cannot pinpoint, I can’t keep Eileen
in my brain. It was originally much higher on my list, but every time I had to
rewatch the trailer to try and remember it, I moved it lower. I don’t know
what’s off about it that is keeping it from leaving an impression, but I trust
my instincts. It looks great, but something is just… off. 17 – Waitress:
The Musical (12/7) Director: Diane
Paulus, Brett Sullivan Writer: Jessie
Nelson, Adrienne Shelly Actors: Sara
Bareilles, Drew Gehling, Charity Dawson, Dakin Matthews, Christopher
Fitzgerald, Eric Anderson, Anastacia McCleskey Genre: Comedy,
Drama, Musical Rated: Unrated Length: 2h 24min IMDb Blurb: The hit Broadway musical about a small-town pie
baker with big dreams gets the silver screen treatment. I’ve heard about this musical, but never really given it
much thought. I couldn’t really picture what it would be about unless it was
somewhat parody-esk. The trailer changed my mind very quickly. I believe Waitress: The Musical is going to be packed
with emotional scenes. I’m hoping for a feel-good style to the ending, which is
not normally my thing, but I’m guessing there will be many tears before that
comes to pass. Sara Bareilles (Little Voice, Battle of the Sexes, She’s
Out of My League) has an enchanting voice. At the very least, it should be
full of earworms. 16 – The Color
Purple (12/25) Director: Blitz
Bazawule Writer: Marcus
Gardley, Alice Walker, Marsha Norman Actors: Fantasia
Barrino, Taraji P. Henson, Danielle Brooks, Colman Domingo, Corey Hawkins, Phylicia
Pearl Mpasi, Halle Bailey, Ciara, H.E.R., David Alan Grier, Deon Cole Genre: Drama,
Musical Rated: PG-13 Length: Unknown IMDb Blurb: A decades-spanning tale of love and resilience and
of one woman's journey to independence. Celie faces many hardships in her life,
but ultimately finds extraordinary strength and hope in the unbreakable bonds
of sisterhood. I simply cannot picture The Color Purple as a musical.
Which makes sense because following the adaptation line of this story actively
gave me a headache. Let me see if I got this straight. This musical is based on
a book by Marsha Norman, which was based on the 1985 film adaptation, which was
based on the 1982 novel by Alice Walker. Is that right? Don’t quote me, I could
have that wrong. I’ve never seen such a convoluted path from original work to final
product before. So, is this based on the original Alice Walker novel or not? I had this movie way higher on my list until I saw that
ridiculous family tree of previous works. Now I don’t know what to think. My familiarity with The Color Purple comes from
reading the original novel by Walker. I read it in college, and it fucked me right
up. I cannot picture a musical coming out of it. Now that I know there’s about
4 degrees of separation, I’m wondering how much it could possibly honor the
original story. It’s like a creative game of telephone. I’m confused, but still curious enough to put The Color
Purple on my list. 15 – The Family
Plan (12/15) Director: Simon
Cellan Jones Writer: David
Coggeshall Actors: Mark
Wahlberg, Michelle Monaghan, CiarĂ¡n Hinds, Maggie Q, Zoe Margaret Colletti,
Felicia Pearson Genre: Action,
Comedy Rated: PG-13 Length: 1h 58min IMDb Blurb: A former top assassin living incognito as a
suburban dad must take his unsuspecting family on the run when his past catches
up to him. I enjoy action flicks like this, but they are becoming a dime
a dozen. It already wasn’t a new idea before, but everyone in Hollywood seems
to be involved in another one every month after the success of John Wick
(2014). I’m still in that place where I’m having fun with the idea, but you’ll
notice they are falling lower and lower on my list each time. The Family Plan has the added benefit of being a
comedy. Straight action is what most creative teams have been going for. Of
course, Mark Wahlberg (The Fighter, Father Stu, In Treatment) is in it,
and I’m not so much a fan of him these days, so it’s equals out. 14 – Silent Night
(12/1) Director: John
Woo Writer: Robert
Archer Lynn Actors: Joel
Kinnaman, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Kid Cudi, Harold Torres, Vinny O’Brien, Yoko
Hamamura, Anthony Giulietti, John Pollack Genre: Action Rated: R Length: 1h 44min IMDb Blurb: A grieving father enacts his long-awaited revenge
against a ruthless gang on Christmas Eve. Holiday films are not my favorite – unless there’s blood. When
you combine the joy and colorful nature of the season with horror or action, it
opens the door for a great many plot lines that are just not open otherwise. If
not plot, then at least you get strange/unique kills. In this case, you’ve also got John Woo (Face/Off, Red
Cliff, Hostage). That’s a hell of a get. Silent Night is clearly going to be some bad-ass
turn-your-brain-off-fun. 13 – Candy Cane
Lane (12/1) Director: Reginald
Hudlin Writer: Kelly
Younger Actors: Eddie
Murphy, Tracee Ellis Ross, Jillian Bell, Genneya Walton, Thaddeus J. Mixson,
Madison Thomas, Nick Offerman, Chris Redd, Robin Thede, David Alan Grier,
Anjelah Johnson-Reyes Genre: Comedy,
Fantasy Rated: PG Length: 1h 57min IMDb Blurb: A man is determined to win the neighborhood's
annual Christmas decorating contest. He makes a pact with an elf to help him
win--and the elf casts a spell that brings the 12 days of Christmas to life,
which brings unexpected chaos to town. I have a deep love for holiday horrors. Technically, Candy
Cane Lane is a fantasy, not a horror, but it follows the well-known ‘be
careful what you wish for’ trope. Which means it dips a toe into the latter.
Especially since the result of the magic could have the main character turn
into a doll for the rest of eternity. That’s horrific if you lend it much
thought. I’m also still a fan of Eddie Murphy (Coming to America,
Dolemite is My Name, Shrek). He was the comedy GOAT growing up, and I get a
smack of nostalgia whenever I see him in a modern comedy film. 12 – Aquaman and
the Lost Kingdom (12/22) Director: James
Wan Writer: David
Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick, Jason Momoa, Thomas Pa’a Sibbett, Mort Weisinger,
Paul Norris Actors: Jason
Momoa, Ben Affleck, Patrick Wilson, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Dolph Lundgren,
Temuera Morrison, Nicole Kidman, Jani Zhao Genre: Action,
Adventure, Fantasy Rated: PG-13 Length: 1h 55min IMDb Blurb: Aquaman balances his duties as king and as a member
of the Justice League, all while planning a wedding. Black Manta is on the hunt
for Atlantean tech to help rebuild his armor. Orm plots to escape his Atlantean
prison. I went back and forth about adding Aquaman and the Lost
Kingdom at all. That whole thing with Amber Heard was a fucking side-show
of epic proportions and I don’t want anything to do with anything she does. That
said, she’s been cut out of this film as much as possible, maybe even
completely. As a result, I’ve decided to go with it. The first Aquaman (2018) was a whole lot of fun. One
of the better films DC has churned out in the past few years, if a bit more
forgettable than I thought it would be. At the very least, Jason Momoa (Slumberland,
Peacemaker, Dune) is a great choice for the title character. The trailer for Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom looks
like even more fun than the first one. I’m looking forward to seeing what’s
been done with it. 11 – Concrete
Utopia (12/15) Director: Tae-hwa
Eom Writer: Tae-hwa
Eom, Lee Shin-ji Actors: Park
Seo-joon, Lee Byung-hun, Park Bo-young, Kim Sun-young, Park Ji-hu, Na Chul,
Do-yoon Kim Genre: Action,
Adventure, Drama Rated: Unrated Length: 2h 10min IMDb Blurb: Survivors from a massive earthquake struggle for a
new life in Seoul. There’s something about a good disaster film. When you put
it together with Korean cinema, I’m 100% in. I tend to jump headfirst into
both. Concrete Utopia is unique in the way that it does
give that small oasis of normalcy to the characters – in the form of an
unfelled apartment complex. Really, the idea reminds me of a show I started
watching called Sweet Home (2020 -) – of course that’s more monster-y
than natural. The cast is a great one, too. Park Seo-joon (Parasite, Midnight
Runners, Jinny’s Kitchen) and Lee Byung-hun (I Saw the Devil, A
Bittersweet Life, Our Blues) stand out the most to me, personally, but
there are many other popular actors alongside them.
Average Episode Length:
45 min (1
Season, 8 episodes)
Rating: TV-MA
Production/Distribution: 3 Arts Entertainment,
Blue Spirit Animation, Netflix Animation, Netflix
Creators: Michael Green, Amber
Noizumi
Directors: Earl A. Hibbert, Ryan
O'Loughlin, Jane Wu, Michael Green, Sunny Sun, Alan Taylor, Alan Wan
Writers: Michael Green, Amber
Noizumi, Yana Bille
Actors: Maya Erskine, George
Takei, Masi Oka, Brenda Song, Darren Barnet, Randall Park, Kenneth Branagh,
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Gedde Watanabe, Patrick Gallagher, Eric Bauza, Clyde
Kusatsu, Ming-Na Wen, Keone Young, Marcus Choi, Ann Harada, Orli Mariko Green,
Judah Green, Harry Shum Jr.,Mark
Dacascos
IMDb Blurb: Driven by a dream of
revenge against those who made her an outcast in Edo-period Japan, a young
warrior cuts a bloody path toward her destiny.
Cat’s Point of View:
I heard a
few good things about Blue Eye Samurai, and the description on Netflix
intrigued me so I couldn’t help but to dive right in. Let me tell you, once I got
started it was hard for me to stop. It was one of the easiest binges I’ve ever
done. I did have to take a break in the middle because adulting requires that
now and again, but I couldn’t wait to jump right back into this revenge saga from
the Edo era of Japan’s history.
I have
always been fascinated by Japan’s history and culture. Of course, anime has
helped fan those flames over the years. This is one such animated film that has
checked all of the proverbial boxes for me; which is why I couldn’t wait to offer
my review for this series.
There are
so many aspects of Blue Eye Samurai that I adore. It makes it hard to
choose a place to begin. Let’s start with visuals – the artistic style and
cinematography.
There were points where I forgot I was watching something
animated rather than live-action. Those moments were generally during action
sequences – but I’ll get to that here in a moment. Otherwise, I felt like I was
watching an animated painting at times. It was, frankly, breathtaking. I loved
the way the water flowed, how snow fell, leaves blew on the wind, and even how
embers fell from the sky amid dancing flames. There was a skillful play between
2D and 3D animation so that my eye was drawn in, and it didn’t feel flat.
The attention
to detail was immaculate in every way. I could tell a lot of care was put into even
simple things such as character hair, clothing, and movement. This especially
translated into the action sequences. The fight scenes were brilliant. I really
felt like I was watching a live swordmaster on screen fighting.
The use of “bullet
time” and the different camera perspectives really added to the story rather
than feeling like they were just effects thrown in to be flashy. There was
flashing going on – but it was of the steel variety as swords and other period-accurate
Japanese weaponry clashed on screen.
Another
solid point in Blue Eye Samurai’s favor was the character development.
While the main character’s goal was ever present, the story of how Mizu
collected their compatriots and reached this particular life-path unfolds
organically and invested me in the story. Flashbacks were to the point and
built the foundation of the back-story in moments that made sense, rather than
haphazard cut-scenes.
I do feel I
need to mention, as I have before, that the fact that this is animation does
not make this “safe” for kids to watch. The TV-MA rating for Blue Eye
Samurai is absolutely accurate to reflect its content. The series is full
of bloody violence, sporadic (but not gratuitous) nudity, and a few sex scenes.
Nothing stands out as being thrown in for fan-service. Everything has its place
within the story – but it is there.
I’ve
actually watched this series twice now – once on my own, and once with my adult
daughter. We were both very sad that there were only 8 episodes to this season.
We are holding out hope that Netflix orders another season to keep the story
going. In the meantime, it’s possible that Blue Eye Samurai might just
become one of my go-to comfort series to watch when I need something familiar.
Its high critic and audience ratings alike are well warranted. I would
recommend anyone even remotely interested to give it a shot.
Rotten Tomatoes Critic
Score – 100%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience
Score – 96%
Metascore – 88%
Metacritic User Score – 8.3/10
IMDB Score – 8.9/10
Trust the Dice: Cat’s
Rating – 5/5
P.S. - If you're interested in a little bit of "behind the scenes" of how Blue Eye Samurai was made, Netflix made a featurette! Just be warned that it might contain some spoilers to plot, etc.