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Production/Distribution: BRON Studios, Creative
Wealth Media Finance, Imagine Entertainment, Lionsgate, Studio Babelsberg
Motion Pictures, Lionsgate UK, Aurum Films, BF Distribution, Belga Films, Constantin-Film,
Golden Village Pictures, Independent Films, Metropolitan Filmexport, Mongkol
Major, Noori Pictures, Noori, Nordisk Film Distribusjon, Phars Film, Pioneer
Films, Roadshow Film Distributors (NZ) Ltd., Roadshow Films, Spentzos Films, StudioCanal,
TME Films, Eagle Films, Lionsgate Home Entertainment, Neon, Pris Audiovisuais, TV3
Director: Susanna Fogel
Writer: Susanna Fogel, David
Iserson
Actors: Justin Theroux, Mila Kunis,
Kate McKinnon, Lolly Adefope, Dustin Demri-Burns, David Iserson, Sam Heughan,
Hasan Minhaj, Mirjam Novak, Kev Adams, Gillian Anderson, Ivanna Sakhno, Jane
Curtin, Paul Reiser, Fred Melamed, James Fleet, Carolyn Pickles, Tom Stourton, Ólafur
Darri Ólafsson
Blurb
from IMDb: Audrey
and Morgan are best friends who unwittingly become entangled in an
international conspiracy when one of the women discovers the boyfriend who
dumped her was actually a spy.
Selina’s
Point of View:
This
movie started on a bad note for me. There was cringe and continuity errors galore,
neither of which ever endears me to a film. But the problems barely even lasted
to the title screen – then things got much better.
Mila
Kunis (Oz the Great and Powerful, Hell and Back, Wonder Park) and Kate
McKinnon (Office Christmas Party, Ferdinand, Bombshell) have such
amazing on-screen chemistry that I immediately bought the idea that they were
best friends. I’ve had some of the same back-and-forth bantering moments with
my best friend, and it felt natural to me when I saw it on-screen. I don’t
think anyone could fault either of their performances.
A lot
of critics had an issue with the humor in this film, but I don’t think they
gave it the credit it deserves. Yes, the movie does seem to try to give a few too
many poop jokes. When it’s not going to toilet humor, though, it had me
giggling out loud.
The
humor wasn’t the best part, though.
I expected
a fish-out-of-water comedy. I got a LOT of that, but I wouldn’t lean too
heavily toward ‘comedy’ when describing this film. It’s not a funny film with
some action. It’s an action film with some comedy. I don’t think the production
company did itself any favors by marketing it as the former.
The
action sequences in The Spy Who Dumped Me were on point. There was so
much more action, blood, and intensity than I expected. The first big shootout went
by and I was like, ‘yeah, ok. I expected that.’ But the movie never really slowed
down after that, and it caught me off-guard. You get a decent high-quality
action scene – then some comedy – then right back to the action.
Critics
didn’t seem to watch this film from the right perspective. I blame marketing
for that. Personally, I loved it. It’s one of those films where I could see it
becoming a guilty pleasure.
Cat’s
Point of View:
There’s
a feeling that you get when a movie opens with one of your favorite songs. It
amps you up and automatically puts you in the mood to expect, hope, and pray
the movie it’s attached to will be good. Quite a few times, I’ve been disappointed.
This was not one of those times. The Spy Who Dumped Me delivered a case
full of awesome.
I
remember that I’d been rather excited to see this movie from the get-go. I’ll
admit that this is actually my second viewing; albeit, my first watch-through
was when the film first reached On-Demand through my cable provider over a year
ago. I felt like I was watching again for the first time. I was taken back
along for the ride, swept into the story and the laughter. Aside from that,
Selina and I both scored this movie in our Top 10 movies to look out for in
August 2018. I had this one as my #4.
I
love the premise of this movie. You see so many buddy-cop and buddy P.I. movies
– the list really goes on – with a pair of guys involved. If it’s not two
dudes, then there’s a male/female pairing. This is one of those Thelma and
Louise (1991) sort of movies that tosses that old recipe out the window and
runs with the strengths of two capable women banding together.
Of
course, this movie spoofs the spy genre all over the place – that’s fun, too. I
just dig that ‘ride or die’ friendship that the two female lead characters
have. This is the sort of shenaniganry I would get into with my own best
friends. I’d like to think so, at least. Hopefully with fewer flying bullets.
Kate
McKinnon is one of my favorite comedians of today. I adore the quirkiness that
she brings to her roles. Casting did a wonderful job here pairing her with Mila
Kunis. I believed the dynamic of their friendship. It felt organic. Besides,
who doesn’t like a good ‘straight-laced’ foil to a kooky character?
The
icing on the action-laden cake for me was Sam Heughan’s (Young Alexander the
Great, Emulsion, Bloodshot) involvement with the project. Aside from
getting moony whenever I hear the Scottish actor speak, I like seeing the
different roles he takes outside of his lead role in Outlander (2014-).
Even though I’m an admitted fangirl, I feel that I can still be fairly objective
when I say that he excels in this sort of genre.
I
would definitely give this action-packed spy flick a hearty recommendation. In
fact, I’d have to say that the film is probably in my personal top 200 of all
time. I’d watch it again, and again.
This month, the theaters remain closed as most of the world
is stuck in lockdown.
It’s rough for everyone to be stuck outside of our normal
schedules with much less to take our minds off the fucked-up situation this
world is struggling against. Most of us are just stuck at home watching the
numbers go up and our leaders quibble over bullshit.
At times like this I, personally, turn very heavily to
entertainment – specifically movies, video games, and books. Unfortunately,
there are a ton of movies that were supposed to come out this month that have
been postponed to a later date. The production companies are not leaving us
completely without new films, though.
Most of what we’re going to see come out on the internet in
April are movies that were released in theaters and are coming to the internet
early. We’ll also see films produced by streaming companies and indie films – mainly
because they’re used to using the internet as their first source of exposure.
That said, DreamWorks is going to be taking a big risk with Trolls World
Tour.
My theory? I think big production companies are going to
wait to see how Trolls World Tour does during its opening weekend on
VOD. If the movie does well, we may see more big-budget films being released during
the lockdown. If it does poorly, we’re going to be waiting a bit longer for any
new big-budget movies. At least until the theaters re-open.
In the meantime, I’ve gathered a list of 20 films being
released online in April. Granted, there are a lot of them that wouldn’t
normally make the Top 20. Still, I felt it was important to try and hit the #20
mark because it’s what we do. Besides, just because I don’t particularly see a
ton of potential in a film – doesn’t mean you won’t. At the very least, you’ll
know those movies are there for you to see if you get bored.
Hopefully, the theaters will reopen and we’ll be able to go
back to our normal Top 20 article next month. If not, we’ll try to compile
another list like this one.
There are some movies that are still scheduled for their
April release date, but there’s no record of an online release date. I decided
not to include those films in this list. We’ll try to keep track, and if we
find any records of a date, we’ll let you know.
Cat and I hope that you guys are staying safe and sane in
this time of rampant insanity. Try to remember that it won’t always be this way
and things will get better. Try to stay in touch with your friends through video
chat, games, phones calls, and anything else you can use. Staying physically
distant doesn’t mean you have to stay emotionally distant, too. Find your
support or support someone else. You’re not alone. We’re all in this together.
20 – Green Rush (4/14)
Production/Distribution:
Datura Studios, Fabrox Films, Prime One Productions, Lionsgate
Director: Gerard
Roxburgh
Writer: Gerard
Roxburgh, Danny Acosta, Rick Lee, Paul Telfer
Actors: Mike Foy,
Paul Telfer, Kriss Dozal, Misha Crosby, Alexius Zellner, Michael Roddy, Andre
Fili, John Mawson, Declan Michael Laird
Genre: Thriller
Rated: R
Length: Unknown
IMDb Blurb: A cannabis farmer and his pregnant lover fight for their
lives when ruthless criminals invade their property.
There are some scenes in this trailer that look a little
more on the disturbing side.
I don’t know the true story involved, but I do know that
there are certain things that most companies try to keep out of their trailers
because they’re too sensitive for the mass public. The only reason I think
those scenes would make it into a non-red-band trailer is because there isn’t
another scene that could take its place.
That said, I think Green Rush looks like a decent
film, but I’m concerned that all the most thrilling scenes are already ruined
in the coming attraction.
19 – Betonrausch
(aka Rising High) (4/17)
Production/Distribution:
Netflix
Director: Cüneyt
Kaya
Writer: Cüneyt
Kaya
Actors: David Kross,
Emily Goss, Frederick Lau, Dejan Bucin, Janina Uhse, Jerry Kwarteng, Uwe
Preuss, Silvina Buchbauer, Heike Hanold-Lynch, Alexander Yassin, Jimmy Gutzeit
Genre: Comedy
Rated: Not Rated
Length: 94
minutes
IMDb Blurb: Charting the rise and fall of three corrupt real
estate agents who accumulate absurd wealth in no time but fall into a vortex of
fraud, greed and drugs.
Now, this one is on the list because I think the story looks
interesting. That said, I don’t really like the trailer.
Where the trailer is concerned, it looks like they tried to
make it as stereotypical as absolutely possible. Sure, the movie itself might
go the same route, but I still think it has potential.
Netflix is very hit or miss with their originals, but
whether they pass or fail they always go hard. There’s never a moment where they
don’t take every risk they possible can. In an action film they’re combining
every single action possibility from chase scenes to explosions. In a drama,
they’ll give you every single scene they can think of that might possibly
inspire tears. In a comedy… they remove the filter between a writer’s brain and
the paper completely. Sometimes it feels like they’re throwing everything at a
wall and seeing what’ll stick and other times… it just works.
We’re going to have to see what category this falls under.
Actors: Michaela
Watkins, Rob Corddry, Alicia Silverstone, Anna Pniowsky, Aisha Tyler, Sarah
Shahi, Haley Joel Osment, Dichen Lachman, John Ross Bowie, Ginger Gonzaga,
Sunkrish Bala, Erik Griffin, Paris Bravo, David Paymer
Genre: Comedy
Rated: Not Rated
Length: 97 minutes
IMDb Blurb: A couple seeks Judy Small, a marriage counselor,
but the counselor is more than what meets the eye.
Although there’s some of the trailer that looks a little
lower-quality, most of Bad Therapy looks decent. In fact, it looks
better than some of the movies higher on the list, but I have one big issue
that I can’t overlook.
The trailer looks like a paint-by-numbers thriller, but Bad
Therapy is listed on IMDb as a comedy. That’s a bit of an issue. That means
that the film is either not being marketed well, or it’s not a funny movie. Obviously,
the hope is that the production company is not marketing it well. I see people
like Aisha Tyler (Archer, Criminal Minds, The Babymakers) in the
supporting cast that make me feel like that might be the case.
I want this movie to work. I haven’t seen Alicia Silverstone
(The Baby-Sitters Club, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, Who Gets the Dog?)
in anything for a while and I rather enjoy Rob Corddry (The Unicorn,
Ballers, Hot Tub Time Machine). I want to believe that – whatever this is –
they’ll be able to elevate it.
17 – Dreamkatcher
(4/28)
Production/Distribution:
Taylor Lane Productions, Grindstone Entertainment Group, Dutch FilmWorks (DFW),
Lionsgate Home Entertainment, Storm Pictures Korea
Director: Kerry
Harris
Writer: Kerry
Harris, Dan V. Shea
Actors: Radha
Mitchell, Henry Thomas, Lin Shaye, Jules Willcox, Joseph Bishara, Finlay Wojtak-Hissong
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Rated: R
Length: Unknown
IMDb Blurb: In order to stop his bad dreams a young boy steals
a dreamcatcher from a mysterious neighbor forcing his family to rescue him from
a nightmarish entity.
Dreamkatcher seems like a solid horror film. It’s got
jump scares, a creepy kid, and a basic lore-based tale to back up the scares.
It’s probably not going to reinvent the genre, but it will almost definitely be
something that works to take your mind off the real scary stuff in the world
for an hour or so.
At the very least, the brilliant Lin Shaye (The Grudge,
Ambition, Bayou Tales) is involved. So that’s something.
16 – Martin Eden
(4/17)
Production/Distribution:
Avventurosa, IBC Movie, Rai Cinema, Shellac Sud, Match Factory Productions, ARTE,
Ministero per i Beni e le Attività Culturali (MiBAC), Centre National du Cinéma
et de l'Image Animée, Regione Campania, Film Commission Regione Campania, Regione
Lazio, L'Aide aux Cinémas du Monde, Mitteldeutsche Medienförderung, Bayerischer
Rundfunk, 01 Distribution, Shellac Distribution, Kino Lorber, BestFilm.eu
Director: Pietro
Marcello
Writer: Jack
London, Maurizio Braucci, Pietro Marcello
Actors: Luca Marinelli,
Jessica Cressy, Vincenzo Nemolato, Marco Leonardi, Denise Sardisco, Carmen
Pommella, Carlo Cecchi, Autilia Ranieri, Elisabetta Valgoi, Pietro Ragusa, Savino
Paparella, Vincenza Modica, Giusiniano Alpi, Giuseppe Iuliano, Peppe Maggio,
Maurizio Donadoni, Gaetano Bruno, Franco Pinelli, Anna Patierno, Lana Vlady,
Aniello Arena
Genre: Drama,
Romance
Rated: Not Rated
Length: 129 minutes
IMDb Blurb: Martin Eden struggles to rise above his destitute,
proletarian circumstances through an intense and passionate pursuit of
self-education, hoping to achieve a place among the literary elite.
As amazing as this film looks, I can’t put it higher because
it’s just not my kind of story. I tend to not really enjoy this period piece
setting. That said, it looks like it would be AMAZING for people who DO like
this kind of thing.
Even just in the trailer, you can tell the depth of the main
character and what he’s driven by. It’s raw, intense, and the cinematography is
engulfing.
If you like period pieces, or you’re a fan of the book, then
you should definitely be looking forward to this one.
15 – An English
Haunting (4/10)
Production/Distribution:
Dark Temple Motion Pictures, High Octane Pictures
Director: Charlie
Steeds
Writer: Charlie
Steeds
Actors: David
Lenik, Tessa Wood, Barrington De La Roche, Emma Spurgin Hussey, Jéssica Alonso,
Rory Wilton, Swainley Whipps Eden-Entwistle, Richard D. Myers
Genre: Horror
Rated: Not Rated
Length: 89
minutes
IMDb Blurb: In 1960s England, Blake Cunningham and his
alcoholic mother are forced to move into the mysterious Clemonte Hall, a vast
isolated manor house, to care for his dying Grandfather who resides in the
attic room. Soon, ghostly goings-on fill the house with dread, as it becomes
apparent Grandfather's illness may have a supernatural cause that can only be
cured by uncovering the terrifying secrets of the house and its dark history.
I do expect a lot of jump scares out of An English
Haunting, but I also believe it will go deeper than that. There’s something
about it that gives me an Edgar Allan Poe feel. I can’t back it up much with observations,
it’s just a feeling.
It’s probably not going to be as a high a quality –
production-wise – as some of the other movies on this list, but I think it’s
going to be more than just watchable because of the atmosphere.
I’m looking forward to seeing this one. I believe there’s going
to be more beyond the surface of what is shown.
14 – Coffee &
Kareem (4/3)
Production/Distribution:
Pacific Electric Picture Company, Netflix
Director: Michael
Dowse
Writer: Shane
Mack
Actors: Betty Gilpin,
Taraji P. Henson, Ed Helms, Andrew Bachelor, Jesse Hutch, Samantha Cole,
Terrence Little Gardenhigh, Chance Hurstfield, David Alan Grier, RonReaco Lee
Genre: Action,
Comedy
Rated: Not Rated
Length: 88
minutes
IMDb Blurb: Twelve-year-old Kareem Manning hires a criminal to
scare his mom's new boyfriend -police officer James Coffee - but it backfires,
forcing Coffee and Kareem to team up in order to save themselves from Detroit's
most ruthless drug kingpin.
This is one of the higher production quality films for the
upcoming month. If I was listing the films by that fact alone, it would
probably be in the top 10. I can’t do it, though.
As I mentioned previously, Netflix comedies have no filter
at all. Which is fine. It winds up all being on the writer, which I’m all for.
I don’t want writers to be censored. That said, I really don’t like some of the
comedy I saw in this trailer. It’s just not my kind of thing.
I recognize the homage to 90s films with cop/kid partners.
It’s especially there in the movie posters. Still, some of the jokes in the
trailer just didn’t land with me… and since the best jokes can often find their
way into the coming attractions – I don’t think I’m going to love the full
picture.
Of course, it’s still on my list because other people will
undoubtedly enjoy the direction taken – and it DOES have that great production
quality, along with a solid cast.
13 – The Lost
Husband (4/10)
Production/Distribution:
Six Foot Pictures, Quiver Distribution
IMDb Blurb: Trying to put her life back together after the
death of her husband, Libby and her children move to her estranged Aunt's goat
farm in central Texas.
I deny it a lot, but I’m kind of a sucker for these ‘fish
out of water’ romance films. I’m especially fond of them when it feels like the
world is on fire and there’s nothing I can do about it. Generally, that’s because
I’m pretty much guaranteed a distraction with a happy ending.
Right now, comedies and romances are what I’m going to lean
toward. It’s hard to smile and those help.
In this case, The Lost Husband looks like a decent
story. The protagonist seems to start from a rock-bottom point, which means
there’s no where to go but up.
I’m also really fond of Leslie Bibb (Tag, Running with
the Devil, Rhett and Link’s Buddy System) and Josh Duhamel (CHIPS,
Spaceman, Battle Creek). I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of
chemistry they might have on screen.
12 – Rogue
Warfare: The Hunt (4/3)
Production/Distribution:
Dovecheck Productions, GEM Entertainment, Saban Films, Sony Pictures Home
Entertainment, Tiberius Film
Director: Mike
Gunther
Writer: Andrew
Emilio DeCesare
Actors: Will Yun
Lee, Jermaine Love, Rory Markham, Bertrand-Xavier Corbi, Katie Keene, Fernando
Chien, Chris Mulkey, Gina DeCesare, Michael Blalock, Essam Ferris, Stephen
Lang, Linnea Wilson, Marwan Naji, Ali Saam
Genre: Action
Rated: R
Length: 103
minutes
IMDb Blurb: The next story of the Rogue trilogy; Daniel's been
captured and it's up to the team to find him before it's too late.
I’m not familiar with the first film of this series. I
looked up the reviews on it, though – and they’re not great. However, you know
I don’t put all my stock in reviews anymore than I expect you to. Anything we
write on Trust the Dice is just our opinion and we’re trying to give you a
jumping off point to decide for yourself whether or not you want to see
something. I like a lot of films that were simply trashed by critics. Ratings
are a decision-making guideline. Not the end-all, be-all.
What that means is that I’m taking this trailer at face
value.
There are some definite B-Movie feels to it, but otherwise
it looks like an ok, turn-your-brain off war-action film.
The director is a stunt-man. Mike Gunther (Bumbleebee, 6
Underground, Star Trek Beyond) has coordinated stunts for some incredible films.
Not the least of which is stuff like Bad Boys for Life (2020) and A
Quiet Place (2018). When you take that into account, as well as the fact
that the writer, Andrew Emilio DeCesare (Green & Fabulous, Good Guys
Finish Last, Casanovas), is seeing his first full-length feature film
writing crediting here, you are left with a shit-ton of potential.
I don’t care how bad the first one was. This one does have
the possibility of being good. At the very least, you know the action will be
on point.
Actors: Michiel
Huisman, Raffey Cassidy, Denise Gough, Eve Connolly, Kelly Campbell, Isabelle
Connolly, Ailbhe Cowley, Irene Kelleher, Charlotte Moore, Jane Herbert, Mallory
Adams, Zara Devlin
Genre: Drama,
Horror
Rated: Not Rated
Length: 97 minute
IMDb Blurb: A girl born into an all-female cult led by a man in
their compound begins to question his teachings and her own reality.
It’s exceedingly easy for a horror to explore cult-life.
When you’re looking at a cult from the outside, even in the real world, it
looks strange. Just off enough to be terrifying and off-putting. These kinds of
films seek to exploit that natural discomfort.
I’ll always be alright with cult-based horrors. I think they’re
almost important as a cultural cinematic norm. People should feel uncomfortable
about cults because they’re harmful.
This one looks like it has potential. It’s got fresh voices
attached to it and an interesting cast featuring people like Michiel Huisman (The
Haunting of Hill House, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black), Raffey Cassidy (Tomorrowland,
Allied, Vox Lux), and Denise Gough (Colette, A Dark Place, The Kid Who
Would Be King). I expect that this will send chills up the spines of those
who watch.
10 – Tigertail (4/10)
Production/Distribution:
MACRO, Netflix
Director: Alan
Yang
Writer: Alan Yang
Actors: Joan
Chen, Tzi Ma, Margot Bingham, James Saito, Hayden Szeto, Raymond Ma, Hong-Chi
Lee, Cindera Che, Bill Dawes, Kuei-Mei Yang, Tom Kemp, Kunjue Li, Mike
Massimino, McCaleb Burnett
Genre: Drama
Rated: PG
Length: 91
minutes
IMDb Blurb: A Taiwanese factory worker leaves his homeland to
seek opportunity in America, where he struggles to find connection while
balancing family and newfound responsibilities in this multi-generational
drama.
I found the trailer for this film to be incredibly
interesting. It’s from a perspective I haven’t had the ability to see from in
my lifetime. I’m so fascinated by different cultures and the daily obstacles
that people from those different walks of life seem to face.
I think a lot of Americans might not be able to relate to
the story shown in this trailer, but it’s still something interesting to watch.
I expect there will be a lot of heartstring tugging involved, which might not
be what everyone’s in the mood for right now, which is why I didn’t put it any
higher.
9 – The Quarry (4/17)
Production/Distribution:
EFC Films, Metalwork Pictures, Prowess Pictures, Rockhill Studios, Lionsgate,
Grindstone Entertainment Group
Director: Scott
Teems
Writer: Scott
Teems, Andrew Brotzman, Damon Galgut
Actors: Shea
Whigham, Michael Shannon, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Bobby Soto, Bruno Bichir,
Alvaro Martinez, Jimmy Gonzales, Abel Becerra, Anthony Reynolds, Rose Bianco,
Julia Vera, David Jensen, Giovanni Cohea, Anna Watt
Genre: Crime,
Mystery, Thriller
Rated: R
Length: 98 minutes
IMDb Blurb: A drifter (Shea Whigham) kills a traveling preacher
and takes his place at a small-town church, but the police chief (Michael
Shannon) suspects foul play.
This looks like an interesting crime thriller. The trailer made
me ask a ton of questions and then continued on to make it so I felt like I
needed to know the answers. There’s a back-and-forth going on in it that makes
me wonder if the plot is really what it seems.
On IMDb, it’s mentioned in the blurb that the drifter kills
the preacher and takes his place, but the trailer puts everything into a
different context that makes me wonder if that’s all there really is to the
story. That’s exactly what you want from a crime thriller trailer. You want to
go into a film like this with questions and suspicions.
8 – Trolls World
Tour (4/10)
Production/Distribution:
Dreamworks Animation, Universal Pictures, B&H Film Distribution, Toho-Towa,
United International Picture (UIP), United Pictures International (UPI), United
Pictures, Sky
Director: Walt
Dohrn, David P. Smith
Writer: Maya Forbes,
Wallace Wolodarsky, Elizabeth Tippet, Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger
Actors: Anna
Kendrick, Justin Timberlake, James Corden, Ozzy Osbourne, Rachel Bloom,
Anderson Paak, George Clinton, Mary J. Blige, Kelly Clarkson, Sam Rockwell, Ron
Funches, Gwen Stefani, Aino Jawo, Caroline Hjelt, Kunal Nayyar, Jamie Dornan, J
Balvin, Kenan Thompson, Walt Dohrn, Ester Dean, Gustavo Dudamel, Anthony Ramos,
Flula Borg, Karan Soni, Charlyne Ti, Joo-Hyun Bae, Seul-gi Kang, Son Seung-Wan,
Soo-Young Park, Ye-rim Kim
Genre: Animation,
Adventure, Comedy
Rated: PG
Length: 90
minutes
IMDb Blurb: Poppy and Branch discover that they are but one of
six different Troll tribes scattered over six different lands devoted to six
different kinds of music: Funk, Country, Techno, Classical, Pop and Rock. Their
world is about to get a lot bigger and a whole lot louder. A member of
hard-rock royalty, Queen Barb, aided by her father King Thrash, wants to destroy
all other kinds of music to let rock reign supreme. With the fate of the world
at stake, Poppy and Branch, along with their friends, set out to visit all the
other lands to unify the Trolls in harmony against Barb, who's looking to
upstage them all.
Not gonna lie to you. I hate the Trolls. The movies, the shows,
all of it. I even hate the toys. That said, I have to acknowledge the
significance of this movie coming out online this month.
As I mentioned in the disclaimer, I’m almost positive that
other big production companies are just holding their breath and waiting to see
how Trolls World Tour does. It had a huge budget and if DreamWorks can
turn a profit by releasing it without the theaters being open – I’m pretty sure
other big-budget movies will follow.
So, despite my personal feelings about this ridiculous
series… I would still urge people to consider renting the film. For parents, it’ll
occupy your kids for an hour and a half. For people without kids, by putting money
toward this film you might be ensuring that we get access to better big-budget
movies, more geared toward adults, during this pandemic.
Even I’m going to consider renting it.
7 – The
Willoughbys (4/22)
Production/Distribution:
BRON Studios, Creative Wealth Media Finance, Netflix
Director: Kris
Pearn, Cory Evans, Rob Lodermeier
Writer: Lois
Lowry, Kris Pearn, Mark Stanleigh
Actors: Will
Forte, Martin Short, Alessia Cara, Jane Krakowski, Ricky Gervais, Maya Rudolph,
Terry Crews, Seán Cullen, Shannon Chan-Kent, Rebecca Husain, Bonnie Riley,
Cristina Rosato, Islie Hirvonen, Robyn Ross, Fiona Toth, Colleen Wheeler
Genre: Animation,
Comedy, Family
Rated: PG
Length: 92
minutes
IMDb Blurb: Convinced they'd be better off raising themselves,
the Willoughby children hatch a sneaky plan to send their selfish parents on
vacation. The siblings then embark on their own high-flying adventure to find
the true meaning of family.
This trailer didn’t impress me the first time I watched it.
In fact, I had it much lower on this list. The next few times I went through it,
though, I started recognizing more and more epic comedic actor voices.
I think the plot’s a weird one, but it’s being presented by a
cast I cannot ignore. There are some giants involved: Will Forte (Alien News
Desk, Booksmart, Keanu), Martin Short (Good People, Inherent Vice,
Damages), Jane Krakowski (30 Rock, Henchmen, Pixels), Ricky Gervais
(The Office, Special Correspondents, Cemetery Junction), Maya Rudolph (Saturday
Night Live, Big Mouth, Big Hero 6), and Terry Crews (Brooklyn Nine-Nine,
John Henry, Deadpool 2). If those people were starring in a live-action
comedy film together, we’d be hearing a LOT more about it.
I still don’t know how I feel about the plot, but I know we’re
going to get some grade A comedy that should work just as well for adults as it
does for kids. That makes it worth watching for me.
6 – Selah and the Spades (4/17)
Production/Distribution:
Argent Pictures, Novel Pictures, MVMT, Cinereach, Secret Engine, Amazon
Studios, Amazon Prime Video
IMDb Blurb: Five factions run the underground life of Haldwell
School, a prestigious east coast boarding school. At the head of the most
powerful faction - The Spades - sits Selah Summers, walking the fine line between
being feared and loved.
There’s something about the plot here that makes me think
that this movie has the potential to alter what’s expected of its genre. It almost
seems like it changes a coming of age film into a metaphor for a teenage
dystopia. How the hell could I possibly ignore that?
The trailer is fairly straightforward and doesn’t really
give us a glance into the chemistry of the actors or the basic setting. That,
to me, makes it a dark horse. It could be anywhere on the scale – good or bad.
I have a feeling about this one, though. One I can’t ignore. I really think
there’s going to be something about it that either makes it legendary or – at the
very least – a cult classic.
Production/Distribution:
DC Entertainment, Midway Games, Warner Bros. Animation, Warner Bros. Home
Entertainment
Director: Ethan
Spaulding
Writer: Jeremy
Adams, Ed Boon
Actors: Jennifer
Carpenter, Grey Griffin, Joel McHale, Kevin Michael Richardson, Steve Blum,
Darin De Paul, Robin Atkin Downes, Fred Tatasciore, Jordan Rodrigues, Patrick Seitz,
Ike Amadi, Dave B. Mitchell, Artt Butler
Genre: Animation,
Action, Adventure
Rated: R
Length: Unknown
IMDb Blurb: An animated project based on the long-running
Mortal Kombat video game franchise.
This film caught me by surprise. It wasn’t on my initial
master list of films coming out this month. (I have better VOD sources now.)
I’m a gamer and, as-such, I have to give Mortal Kombat
a ton of respect. It’s never faltered as a behemoth in the gaming community. I’m
not much a fighting-gamer. I can’t seem to remember the combos, so I wind up button
mashing. That said, I do enjoy playing from time to time, and I really love
watching my husband play. It’s such a brutal game.
However, because I don’t play the game much myself, I’m not
familiar with a lot of the lore. That means I don’t know how accurate this
movie is. Regardless of that, it looks like an amazing animated movie for
adults. It looks just as brutal as the games and the voice acting seems to be
on point.
There are some great actors involves. Among them is Jennifer
Carpenter (Dexter, Limitless, The Devil’s Hand), Joel McHale (Trouble,
Assassination Nation, Community), Grey Griffin (DC Super Hero Girls,
Onward, Young Justice), and Steve Blum (Niko and the Sword of Light, Young
Justice, Promare). More interesting than that, the man who played Goro in
the Mortal Kombat (1995) movie, is returning as Goro: Kevin Michael
Richardson (Family Guy, American Dad, Young Justice).
On top of all that, it’s being released by DC Entertainment –
who is normally on point with their animated movies.
Actors: Wagner
Moura, Ana de Armas, Brian F. O’Byrne, Garret Dillahunt, Clemens Schick, Will
Dalton, Jason Anthony
Genre: Drama
Rated: R
Length: 118 minutes
IMDb Blurb: A sweeping drama set in the chaotic aftermath of
the US invasion of Iraq, where the life of top UN diplomat Sergio Vieira de
Mello hangs in the balance during the most treacherous mission of his career.
Politics suck. There have been very few politicians I didn’t
hate simply on principle. Even though there’s politics in this film, there’s a
bit of idealism threaded through it. How close is it to the original true
story? I have no idea… but I could do with a little idealism right now.
The story looks intense and the cast is pretty good. For
instance, how could I not love Ana de Armas (The Informer, Blade Runner
2049, Overdrive) after that performance in Knives Out (2019)?
As I mentioned, this movie does poke at politics and there
are a lot of people who probably aren’t going to want to deal with that – I get
it. Normally, I wouldn’t either… but the trailer for this film is just epic.
3 – The Main
Event (4/10)
Production/Distribution:
WWE Studios, Netflix
Director: Jay
Karas
Writer: Larry
Postel, Zach Lewis, Peter Hoare, Jim Mahoney
Actors: Adam
Pally, Tichina Arnold, Lucie Guest, Lisa Durupt, Mike ‘The Miz’ Mizanin, Donna
Banadicto, Stephen Farrelly, Seth Carr, Momona Tamada, Beth Phoenix, Paul
Lazenby, Bodhi Sabongui, Russell Roberts, Dallas Young
Genre: Action
Rated: Not Rated
Length: 101
minutes
IMDb Blurb: After discovering a magical mask, an 11-year-old
aspiring wrestler enters a competition to become the next WWE superstar.
This film looks so unbelievably cute. There’s an homage to
90s films in it, which triggers my nostalgia, but it’s also got its own
uniqueness to it.
The main actor, Seth Carr (Black Panther, Knight Squad, Free
Reign), seems to be tailor made for this part. Normally, I don’t really
notice child actors in the trailer, but he seems to be so naturally charming as
the main character. I already want him to succeed and I haven’t even seen the
film yet. If the rest of the movie shows him in the same light, then he’s got
some serious potential for a long-lasting career. Hell, he’s already done more
in his life than most of us.
Does The Main Event reinvent its genre? Nah, probably
not. But it’s cute and it’ll put a smile on your face. I’m positive about that.
IMDb Blurb: The crew of a West of Ireland trawler, marooned at
sea, struggle for their lives against a growing parasite in their water supply.
I love claustrophobic films and I love science fiction. In Sea
Fever, I have both.
There’s something about that creature feature vibe that
always gets me. I even like it in B-Movies, but this doesn’t feel like that.
This film has a great production quality that you just don’t get in a lot of
creature features like this. It’d be impossible for me to overlook Sea Fever.
I’m super here for it.
1 – True History
of the Kelly Gang (4/24)
Production/Distribution:
Porchlight Films, Daybreak Pictures, Film Victoria, Film4, La Cinéfacture, Screen
Australia, Film & TV House, IFC Films, GEM Entertainment, Picturehouse
Entertainment, The Searchers, Transmission Films, Cine Canibal, Forefront Media
Group
Director: Justin
Kurzel
Writer: Shaun
Grant, Peter Carey
Actors: George
MacKay, Essie Davis, Nicholas Hoult, Orlando Schwerdt, Thomasin McKenzie, Sean
Keenan, Earl Cave, Marlon Williams, Louis Hewison, Charlie Hunnam, Russell
Crowe
Genre: Biography,
Crime, Drama
Rated: R
Length: 124
minutes
IMDb Blurb: Based on Peter Carey's novel. The story of
Australian bushranger Ned Kelly and his gang as they flee from authorities
during the 1870s.
The very first thing that caught my eye about this film was
George MacKay (Ophelia, Nuclear, Been So Long). I saw him in 1917
(2019) and absolutely adored his flawless performance. He deserved a lot more
recognition than he got for his part in that and I’m dying to see what he’s
going to do in the future.
I didn’t even care what this movie was about at first
because it was all about MacKay for me. I’d have seen it regardless of what it
was. Then I saw the trailer.
Not only is he joined by phenomenal/recognizable actors like
Russel Crowe (The Nice Guys, Noah, Winter’s Tale), Essie Davis (The
Babadook, Babyteeth, Sweeney Todd), Charlie Hunnam (Sons of Anarchy,
Triple Frontier, The Gentlemen), Thomasin McKenzie (Jojo Rabbit, Lost
Girls, The Changeover), and Nicholas Hoult (Sand Castle, The Favourite,
Tolkien), but the trailer looks damn good.
This is the kind of film I’d have forked out money for a
theater ticket for without a second thought or any regrets. The story is filled
with depth and the parts of the script shown in the trailer makes me want so
much more.