Showing posts with label 2013. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2013. Show all posts

Thursday, November 8, 2018

Only God Forgives (2013)



Movie Name/Year: Only God Forgives (2013)
Tagline: Time to face your demons.
Genre: Drama, Thriller, Crime
Length: 90 minutes
Rating: R
Production Companies: A Grand Elephant, Space Rocket Nation, Gaumont, Wild Bunch, Bold Films, Film Väst, Motel Movies, DR/Flimklubben, Nordisk Film ShortCut, Danish Film Institute, Nordisk Film- & TV-Fond, MEDIA Programme of the European Union
Producers: Johnny Andersen, Jessica Ask, Lene Børglum, Yves Chevalier, Brahim Chioua, Sidonie Dumas, Ryan Gosling, Jason Janego, Jacob Jarek, David Lancaster, Michel Litvak, Vincent Maraval, Hanne Palmquist, Tom Quinn, Matthew Read, Christophe Riandee, Thor Sigurjonsson, Gary Michael Walters
Director: Nicolas Winding Refn
Writer: Nicolas Winding Refn
Actors: Ryan Gosling, Kristin Scott Thomas, Vithaya Pansringarm, Rhatha Phongam, Gordon Brown, Tom Burke, Byron Gibson, Pitchawat Petchayahon

Blurb from Netflix: When a cop kills the brother of an expat American gangster who runs a Bangkok fight club, his crime-boss mother flies in to supervise revenge.


Cat’s Point of View:

I was actually excited to watch this movie – until it started.

I had a faint recollection of some considerable buzz about the film at the time it was released, and I generally like Ryan Gosling (Gangster Squad, La La Land, First Man) movies. I figured that I was going to be in for a kickass action movie. Boy, was I wrong.

If I weren’t committed to watching the whole film for the sake of this review, I would have stopped it and not thought twice about it. Had I paid actual money to see it in a theater? I might have walked out and asked for a refund.


The colors were pretty with all the moody lighting, but that’s the only positive thing I can offer for this utter waste of 90 precious minutes.

Gosling barely utters a word. Almost the entire movie is made up of him staring intensely. There’s hardly any action at all to the film, and there were no thrills to be had in this ‘thriller.’ It was cringeworthy for multiple reasons.

Further, why for the love of Bob did they have Gosling go through Muay Thai training if it wasn’t going to be actually used?


The pacing was slow, which just made the extended cringe seem to last forever. There were also a few sequences that were outright confusing. I couldn’t tell if Gosling’s character was actually experiencing something or if it was some sort of prophetic hallucination – or even just wishful thinking.

All told, I couldn’t in good conscience recommend this movie for anything other than illustrating the point of why I found it a vile cinematic experience. 


Languages
Speech Available: English
Subtitles Available: English [CC], Spanish

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – 40%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score –  37%
Metascore – 37/100
Metacritic User Score – 7.9/10
IMDB Score – 5.7/10

Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating – 1/5

Movie Trailer:

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

As Cool As I Am (2013)



Number Rolled: 45
Movie Name/Year: As Cool As I Am (2013)
Tagline: How do you grow up when your parents haven’t?
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Length: 92 minutes
Rating: R
Production Companies: Identity Films (I), Wind Dancer Productions
Producer: John Fareri, Anthony Mastromauro, David McFadzean, Dete Meserve, Judd Payne, Ginger Sledge, Matt Williams
Director: Max Mayer
Writer: Pete Fromm, Virginia Korus Spragg
Actors: Sarah Bolger, Thomas Mann, James Marsden, Claire Danes, Seth Adkins, Tom Romero, Anika Noni Rose, Jeremy Sisto, Mario Batali, Evan Adrian, Will Peltz, Terry Walters, Elise Eberle, Jon Tenney
Stunt Doubles: Lucas Leggio, Stephanie Repp, Jaret Salas

Blurb from Netflix: About to turn 16, Lucy realizes that her parents’ marriage is on shaky ground -- and that theirs is not the only relationship that’s in trouble.


Selina’s Point of View:
This was an interesting film.

Parts of it were really on point. I found myself relating to the main character, played by Sarah Bolger (Once Upon a Time, Locke & Key, My All-American). A lot of her opinions and personality remind me of my teenage years. Her characterization was good… but there was something a little off about everything else.

A lot of the situations started out feeling relatively realistic… but it’s like they spin off into another dimension.

You know what it reminded me of? Dawson’s Creek (1998-2003). A lot of people disliked that show because it showed teenagers using a logic and language that was unrealistic for their age range. I, personally, loved that show. Never-the-less… the people who didn’t… they weren’t wrong. In this case, it wasn’t so much the language used by the younger characters, but the amount of logic shown by them.

I’ll admit that, at my age, I could have used logic to get me out of a lot of the bad situations they found themselves in. At 16? Holy shit, no. I was bright, I may have even had more logic than the majority of the people I chose to be around… but it wasn’t anywhere near the level that the main character in this film showed. It hit unrealistic levels.


If she had been a twenty-five-year-old character, a lot of her reactions might have made more sense, but she’d have had to be in her mid-thirties to really make the most sense.

Even with the problems I noted above, I still really enjoyed the movie. It had a good message and it didn’t shy away from the darkness that some coming-of-age films ignore.

That’s one of my issues with a lot of coming-of-age movies. They show way too much innocence in the teenagers and, quite frankly, I didn’t experience much innocence in my teens. In fact, I don’t know very many people who did. I’m not even talking about just bad experiences now, I’m talking about experimentation and stupidity. It’s like, the hallmark of being a teen… and most films really miss that mark.

As Cool As I Am really showed how a smart girl can make some dumb choices… without actually altering the person she is deep down. That part, the movie absolutely got right.

In the end, I feel like the good outweighs the bad – especially since the film was entertaining to watch. I would likely recommend it. I might even watch it again.


Cat’s Point of View:
This movie was chock full of triggers for me.

Normally, when watching something that puts me in an overly emotional state of mind, I try to give myself a little bit to ‘cool down’ before writing my review. In this case, I’m fairly certain that whether I write this now, right after watching, or later; it’ll be the same. So here we go.

I have intentionally walked out of only 4 movies in my lifetime. The first was Critters 2 (1988), because my mom had taken me to see it without really understanding what it was – and then decided after the first death scene that even a mature 10 was too young for me to watch that PG-13 movie. The 3rd was Palmetto (1998); because it was excruciatingly slow and I felt like I was watching paint dry. Thus, I decided to bail. I honestly don’t remember what my 4th was – I guess it, like Critters 2, might not even exactly count because my departure wasn't entirely voluntary. I got called in to work just after I’d sat down for the previews. I did go back and watch whatever it was later.

The 2nd, however, was a mission abort that I’ve never looked back from – and it wasn’t because I didn’t like the movie. I fled Hope Floats (1998) in tears because of the emotional gut-punch it’d given me from the very beginning. I think that was my first really visceral reaction of being ‘triggered’ by something in media.  (I also don’t seem to have luck watching movies in years ending with ‘8.’ That might not bode well for this year.) I couldn’t stop crying and I couldn’t bring myself to go back in.


Before I bury the lead here, I’m explaining that I might have done something similar with this movie, had I not been stubbornly stalwart in riding the whole thing out.

Needless to say, there were some ugly tears. Unfortunately, giving away what actually triggered me here would be a bit of a spoiler, so I’ll have to refrain.

That being said, I actually adored this movie.

I felt the dynamic between Sarah Bolger (Iron Cross, The Moth Diaries, Into the Badlands) and Thomas Mann’s (Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, The Stanford Prison Experiment, Barely Lethal) characters was developed well. Their connection was not only believable, but fairly palpable.

I was excited to see Claire Danes (Stardust, Temple Grandin, Brigsby Bear) on ‘the big screen’ again; and wasn’t at all disappointed in her performance as Lucy’s mom. There’s also a Peter Fonda (Ghost Rider, The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, Copperhead) cameo that had me fairly giddy. (As giddy as one can be through tears, of course.)

Rather than rambling further about the cast or how profoundly the film struck a chord with me; I can sum it up with saying that while I don’t think I can bring myself to watch this movie again, this is definitely one that I would recommend in a heartbeat.


Languages
Speech Available: English
Subtitles Available: English

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – 14%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 25%
Metascore - 28/100
Metacritic User Score – 5.8/10
IMDB Score – 5.9/10

Trust the Dice: Selina’s Rating4/5
Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating4.5/5

Movie Trailer:

Friday, September 15, 2017

The Firefly (2013) - Foreign Film Friday



Number Rolled: 70
Movie Name/Year: The Firefly (2013)
Tagline: None
Genre: Drama, Fantasy, Romance
Length: 84 minutes
Rating: TV-MA
Production Companies: Producciones iAMredHam
Producer: Luisa Casas, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Ana Maria Hermida
Director: Ana Maria Hermida
Writer: Ana Maria Hermida
Actors: Carolina Guerra, Olga Segura, Manuel Jose Chaves, Luis Fernando Orozco, Alvaro Rodriguez, Pedro Luis Falla, Andres Aranburo, Maria Helena Doering, Maria Jose Romero, Nicolas Pena, Victor Alfonso Hermida Hermida
Stunt Doubles: None

Blurb from Netflix: After her estranged brother’s sudden death, young wife Lucia bonds with his fiancée, through their shared grief and finds herself falling in love.


Selina’s Point of View:
No thanks. Not my type of movie.

So much was exaggerated. I mean, five out of the first ten minutes of the film is in unnecessary slow-motion that makes it seem like one of the Telenovelas instead of a film. There were flashbacks within flashbacks as well. It was ridiculous.

I can deal with non-linear films, if they’re done well. This one wasn’t.


When I wasn’t rolling my eyes at the terrible interactions, I was bored out of my mind. This film was only 84 minutes and I feel like I’ve been watching it for three hours.

I don’t think cultural differences were the reason the film didn’t speak to me, I think it was just plain bad. And you guys know I’m the first to admit if I think there’s a culture shock factor.

I wouldn’t watch or recommend this film to anyone except maybe Telenovela fans.


Cat’s Point of View:
I’m a bit of a mixed bag after watching this movie.

Part of me is confused. Is this someone’s memoir? There’s a dedication in the credits that seems to lean my belief in that direction, but I have no idea. If that’s the case, though, it would help shore up some of the weak spots of this story.

Truth is quite often stranger than fiction.


Putting that aside, this was really oddly interesting to watch. While this was definitely a bit on the heavier end of drama – considering it dealt with tragedy and grief at the core of the story – it didn’t weigh me down the way I was afraid it would.

There was a lightness about some parts of the story that was surprising. I liked how some aspects of the story worked out, but the timing of events was just – off. I don’t know, that could very well just be me. The end was also highly predictable.

The good news, I guess, is that I didn’t hate it. I wouldn’t go far as to say that I enjoyed it – but the time spent watching didn’t feel onerous.


Languages
Speech Available: Spanish
Subtitles Available: English, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, French, Spanish

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – None
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – None
Metascore – None
Metacritic User Score – None
IMDB Score – 6.2/10

Trust the Dice: Selina’s Rating1/5
Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating 2.5/5

Movie Trailer:

Friday, September 8, 2017

We Are the Best! (2013) - Foreign Film Friday



Number Rolled: 9
Movie Name/Year: We Are the Best! (2013)
Tagline: Three girls vs. the world.
Genre: Drama, Music
Length: 102 minutes
Rating: NR
Production Companies: Film i Vast, Memfis Film
Producer: Anna Anthony, Jessica Ask, Serina Bjornbom, Marie Gade Denessen, Lars Jonsson, Christian Wikander
Director: Lukas Moodysson
Writer: Lukas Moodysson, Coco Moodysson
Actors: Mira Barkhammar, Mira Grosin, Liv LeMoyne, Johan Liljemark, Mattias Wiberg, Jonathan Salomonsson, Alvin Strollo, Anna Rydgren, Peter Eriksson, Charlie Falk, Ann-Sofie Rase
Stunts: Kimmo Rajala

Blurb from Netflix: Refusing to believe punk is dead, a trio of 13-year-old misfits form a band in spite of their collective lack of musicianship.


Selina’s Point of View:
First of all, punk’s not dead. It’s just yelling at you to get off its lawn.

That said… as much as I enjoy glimpses into the punk lifestyle of other cultures, this movie was not for me. I can’t really say there was anything wrong with it… it just didn’t capture or hold my interest. At all. However, it was more of a personal thing.

I lost any desire to watch about fifteen minutes in, and never really got it back again.


The actors were good, especially for children. However, the story was pretty basic and there didn’t seem to be enough to make it stand apart from others like it.

There were a few scenes, here and there, that were amusing. Either they made me smile slightly or cringe expertly… but they didn’t come along as often as I would have liked.

The ending was kind of nice, but I still wouldn’t watch it again.


Cat’s Point of View:
I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised by this movie. I didn’t really have any preconceived notions going in – I just hoped that it would be less about tween angst and more focus on, well, anything else. Seriously. My daughter just turned 14 and the struggle is real.

Thankfully, the film delivered something really special – in spades.

Not only was this a great movie about young friendship with a liberal dash of comedy – it was also a film about musical diversity and self-discovery. There were so many awesome things going on here.


There was a point where I was afraid that things were going to take a very dark turn, but I was relieved to find that they chose a different path with the story.

This somewhat felt like the tween Swedish version of SLC Punk! (1998). They obviously weren’t trying to retell that particular tale – it just had the same sort of vibe to it that worked well and made it enjoyable in spite of the occasionally uncomfortable moments.

All said, if there was a sequel to this film; I’d definitely want to see it. This won’t be for everyone, but I found it highly entertaining.


Languages
Speech Available: Swedish
Subtitles Available: English

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – 97%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 78%
Metascore - 87/100
Metacritic User Score – 7.6/10
IMDB Score – 7.2/10

Trust the Dice: Selina’s Rating2/5
Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating4/5

Trust-the-Dice’s Parental Advisory Rating: PG-13

P.S.  Some scenes during the credits.

Movie Trailer:

Sunday, August 13, 2017

The Eccentric Family (2013-) - Anime



Chosen Through Crunchy Roll’s ‘Random’ Feature
Anime Name/Year: The Eccentric Family (2013-)
Season/Number of Episodes: 1 season, 13 episodes
Tagline: None
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Episode Length: 23 minutes
Rating: NR
Production Companies: Bandai Visual Company, Good Smile Company, Kids Station, Lantis, P.A. Works, Yomiuri Telecasting Corporation (YTV)
Producer: Takanori Aki, Kenji Hamada, Kenji Horikawa, Shunji Inoue, Hironori Kawano, Nobuhiro Kikuchi, Masuhiro Kinoshita, Shuichi Kitada, Yasuyuki Miyauchi, Ryôsuke Nakaji, Tsuyoshi Oda, Shigeru Saitô, Kousaku Sakamoto, Naoki Sakamoto, Shoji Soma, Jun Takei, Kozo Tetsuya, Koichiro Tomita, Hiroaki Tsunoda, Terunari Yoshie, Masato Yukita
Director: Masayuki Yoshihara
Actors: Junichi Suwabe, Mai Nakahara, Takahiro Sakurai, Hiroyuki Yoshino

Blurb from Crunchy Roll: In Kyoto, humans, tanuki, and tengu live side-by-side. The Shimogamo family lives in Shimogamo Jinja’s Tadasu no Mori. The father, Soichiro, used to be the head of tanuki society, but without warning one day he was made into tanuki stew, and no one knows how it happened. He left four sons behind. They all live happily with their mother. After taking care of Professor Akadama, the Shimogamo family suddenly finds itself in a desperate fix. Will the truth behind how their father got stewed be revealed?! What does fate have in store for this strongly bonded family?!


Selina’s Point of View:
I had some issues getting into this anime. That said, I did eventually immerse myself.

It wasn’t what I expected, and it’s probably not the kind of anime I would choose to watch on my own, but I did wind up enjoying the tale of how humans, tanuki, and tengu coexist in a city. There were parts of the plot, however, that I found difficult to comprehend.

If humans, for instance, had a natural predator that kidnapped one of us a year to eat in a hot pot… I’d have trouble socializing with those people. I couldn’t really understand the relationships that sprouted between some of the tanuki and humans. It just didn’t make sense to me.


It’s a cultural thing in this case, but I don’t care. I still find it weird.

After all, you don’t see rabbits hanging out with birds of prey, do you? That would be dumb on the part of the rabbits… and completely against their natural instinct to stay alive.

Other than that, the story did become very interesting over time. By the end of it, I was looking forward to the resolution.

It was worth a watch, but it’s not exactly something I’m chomping at the bit to see the sequel to.


Cat’s Point of View:
This is an anime I hadn’t ever heard of before. I’m not sure that it would have caught my attention if it hadn’t come up for our new anime review series. That being said, I’m glad it did.

It took a bit for me to get into this one, though. The beginning gave me the impression that it was just going to be a lot of goofing around. Tanuki are infamous tricksters so that wouldn’t have been surprising. The story expands and peels back layers of mystery as it progresses. The narrative gets a bit dark, but there’s enough levity woven into the story that it doesn’t feel heavy in spite of the subject matter.

This series is comprised of one full story arc in its single season. Each episode builds on the last so it is helpful to watch it in order. You’ll likely miss something important if you watch out of order or skip an episode.


I’m quite sure that there are some nuances and cultural references that I didn’t get due to my own lack of knowledge of Japanese culture, but I don’t feel like I missed anything important because of it.

Once the series got into a groove, it flowed really well. The musical score was also rather interesting. It gave a little funky feel while keeping the general cultural flavor to accent the show. The animation was nicely done. It wasn’t ultra-realism but I didn’t feel like I was watching a kindergartener’s doodlings running around, either. The backgrounds and other elements were very well done and some were outright gorgeous.

All told, I really enjoyed this series and I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend it to other anime lovers that enjoy quirky fun balanced with substantial plot. Eccentric is a very good name for it, indeed.


Languages
Sub v. Dub: Sub

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – None
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – None
Metascore - None
Metacritic User Score – None
IMDB Score – 7.1/10

Trust the Dice: Selina’s Rating3.5/5
Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating3.5/5

Trust-the-Dice’s Parental Advisory Rating: PG-13

Anime Trailer:

Friday, July 14, 2017

Falling Flowers (2013) - Foreign Film Friday



Number Rolled: 13
Movie Name/Year: Falling Flowers (2013)
Tagline: None
Genre: Drama
Length: 119 minutes
Rating: NR
Production Companies: Harbin Provincial Party Committee Propaganda Department, Heilongjiang Broadcast and Television Station, Heilongjiang People's Radio, Heilongjiang Provincial Party Committee Propaganda Department, Zhejiang Talent Television & Film Company
Producer: Sanping Han, Hongliang Wu
Director: Jianqi Huo
Writer: Xiaowei Su, Fuhai Yi
Actors: Jia Song, Jue Huang, Renjun Wang, Jaco Bo Zhang, Chao Wu, Zian Mi, Yiling Li, Fengxu Li, Weimin Sun, Tong Zhang
Stunt Doubles: None

Blurb from Netflix: Pregnant, abandoned and destitute, gifted writer Xiao Hong embarks on a daring literary career in the face of patriarchy, privation and war.


Selina’s Point of View:
It takes a lot to get me to like a film like this.

Falling Flowers was a heavy drama, which is not my preferred genre by a long shot. Never-the-less, I absolutely adored this film.

There was a bitter cold reality to the plot and story. Nothing about Falling Flowers is pretty or sugar-coated. It doesn’t lie to the audience.

According to research, this film is based on a true story and – for once – I absolutely believe it. Normally I give that fact with a hefty warning that it was likely ‘loosely’ based off truth, but I’d believe this film stayed as close to the real story as possible.

Keep in mind that I don’t know the real story, so that’s just a guess.

The point is that there’s a certain naivety that most true story films show that make it feel as though the plot were impossible. Life isn’t always filled with hope; as depressing as that sounds.


Watching this film was heartbreaking, but I couldn’t look away for even a minute. I was enthralled by Xiao Hong’s story, something I credit actress Jia Song (Cold Steel, The Final Master, Legend of the Daming Palace) with. She played her part flawlessly and made me care in a situation I don’t normally find reason to.

Writers Xiaowei Su and Fuhai Yi are amazing screenwriters. In fact, a few of my new favorite quotes came from this script. That reality is made even more epic by the fact that this movie is the only one listed in either writer’s IMDb credits.

There’s a lot of love I have for Falling Flowers, but I acknowledge that it likely isn’t for everyone. The anticipation and worry imparted on the audience is subtle and constant. It is in no way a ‘feel good’ film. It’s not for someone just home from work and looking to ignore the fact that they had to deal with idiots all day. This film is for a day off when you are looking to reflect upon life, love, and death.

For me, this film hit all the right notes. I’d both recommend it and watch it again.


Cat’s Point of View:
Oh goodness, where do I begin?

This had to have been one of the most frustrating things I’ve watched in a while. Do note that I didn’t say horrible. It wasn’t bad – just aggravating.

Why? Partially, it was the movie’s pacing. I felt every second of the full two hours of this film. Things felt so drawn out that at some points it was almost excruciating to remain seated and watching. My need to fidget was skyrocketing but I was trapped because of the need to read the subtitles.

This was not a movie where I forgot that I was reading because of engrossing story. Unfortunately, the bleakness that overshadowed the main character’s world seemed to swallow the whole thing. I felt numb when I know other emotions were warranted. Perhaps it was just overload. This movie was just about as dramatic as drama can get. It was almost like a soap-opera at times.


This reminds me of a time I went to the opera to watch a production of Carmen. It was a bit of a condensed version, which didn’t do the story any favors. It turned a tragic and sweeping epic into something almost comical. While this film didn’t suffer for being condensed into a faster timeline, it’s a similar feeling where I knew the appropriate reaction I should be having and the dissonance with my actual reactions.

I do want to give credit where credit is due, though, and leave you with something positive. I feel the cast did a good job with their roles, and the visuals throughout were well thought out and stunning. The story was working with some really deep material and they tried their best to paint a landscape of emotion and intellect for the characters.

I wouldn’t watch this movie again. I’ve just had my fill of it.


Languages
Speech Available: Chinese
Subtitles Available: English

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – None
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – None
Metascore - None
Metacritic User Score – None
IMDB Score – 5.9/10

Trust the Dice: Selina’s Rating5/5
Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating2.5/5

Trust-the-Dice’s Parental Advisory Rating: PG-13

Movie Trailer:

Monday, June 26, 2017

Contracted (2013)



Number Rolled: 50
Movie Name/Year: Contracted (2013)
Tagline: Don’t touch anyone.
Genre: Thriller, Drama, Horror
Length: 84 minutes
Rating: NR
Production Companies: BoulderLight Pictures, Southern Fried Films
Producer: Eric England, J.D. Lifshitz, Raphael Margules, Matt Mercer, Joshua Petrino
Director: Eric England
Writer: Eric England
Actors: Najarra Townsend, Caroline Williams, Alice Macdonald, Matt Mercer, Katie Stegeman, Charley Koontz, Simon Barrett, Ruben Pla, E-Kan Soong, Dave Holmes
Stunt Doubles: None

Blurb from Netflix: After a one-night stand, a young woman becomes alarmingly ill -- but what she thinks is a sexually transmitted disease turns out to be far worse.


Selina’s Point of View:
I’ll admit this is the first time I’ve seen necrophilia used to precipitate a zombie plot, but that small bit of originality is the only somewhat good thing I can offer about Contracted.

The worst part of the film was, without doubt, the dialogue.

Writer, Eric England (Roadside, Madison County, Get the Girl), has some really good ideas, but dialogue and character development are not his strong suits. His portrayal of lesbianism was beyond ridiculous, to the point of being offensive, and the interactions between… well… anyone was like watching a high school play. Not one of those good high school plays put on by an art school that specializes in it, either.


Aside from the writing issues, the acting wasn’t very good. The medical interactions weren’t in the least bit realistic and the way each actor portrayed their character was almost lazy.

Also, just a side note, Netflix needs to work on their wording. A roofied woman does not have a one-night stand. She gets raped. IMDb had the description right, I don’t know what Netflix’s problem is. It really doesn’t spoil the plot to be honest there.

I wanted Contracted to be better. I wanted to enjoy the film. Unfortunately, we can’t like everything we watch. That’s just not how the world works.


Cat’s Point of View:
What...did I just watch? I’m not even sure where to begin.

I’ll open with saying that this movie is not for the squeamish. While I do appreciate that they left a good bit to the imagination regarding the gory visual details of the body horror here, the movie was still full of plenty of disgusting gag-worthy stuff.

I am not so sure that thriller is an accurate genre here, but drama and horror definitely fit. Unfortunately, it’s overly dramatic horror.

I am not sure if it was the actors or if it was result of script and direction, but things were off from the beginning. 


This film fell prey to scenes and dialogue feeling forced, stilted, overdone, or just falling flat. There were too many awkward moments that just left me feeling uneasy – and not because of what was happening with the lead. That doesn’t even take into consideration a few plot holes the size of the Grand Canyon.

I’m really struggling to find something positive to say about this movie, and that bugs me.

This film is part 1 of a 2-part series. Contracted: Phase II (2015) seems like it might pick up where this movie leaves off. Perhaps it might mend those plot holes, and I’m tempted to watch it just to see. Whether or not that is the case, it’s a shame that this concept wasn’t explored better in the first installment.


Languages
Speech Available: English
Subtitles Available: English, Spanish

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – 53%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 29%
Metascore - 48/100
Metacritic User Score – 5.9/10
IMDB Score – 5.3/10

Trust the Dice: Selina’s Rating1.5/5
Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating1.5/5

Trust-the-Dice’s Parental Advisory Rating: R

Movie Trailer:

Friday, June 9, 2017

Blue is the Warmest Color (2013) - Foreign Film Friday



Number Rolled: 7
Movie Name/Year: Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)
Tagline: None
Genre: Drama, Romance
Length: 179 minutes
Rating: NC-17
Production Companies: Quat'sous Films, Wild Bunch, France 2 Cinéma, Scope Pictures, Vértigo Films, Radio Télévision Belge Francophone (RTBF), Canal+, Ciné+, France 2 (FR2), Eurimages, Région Nord-Pas-de-Calais, Centre National de la Cinématographie (CNC), Pictanovo Nord-Pas-de-Calais, France Télévision, Le Tax Shelter du Gouvernement Fédéral de Belgique, Centre du Cinéma et de l'Audiovisuel de la Fédération Wallonie-Bruxelles, Scope Pictures
Producer: Brahim Chioua, Laurence Clerc, Francois Guerrar, Abdellatif Kechiche, Vincent Maraval, Olivier Thery Lapiney
Director: Abdellatif Kechiche
Writer: Abdellatif Kechiche, Ghalia Lacroix, Julie Maroh
Actors: Lea Seydoux, Adele Exarchopoulos, Salim Kechiouche, Aurelien Recoing, Catherine Salee, Benjamin Siksou, Mona Walravens, Alma Jodorowsky, Jeremie Laheurte, Anne Loiret, Bonit Pilot, Sandor Funtek, Fanny Maurin, Maelys Cabezon, Samir Bella, Tom Hurier, Manon Piette, Quentin Medrinal, Peter Assogbavi, Wisdom Ayanou, Stephane Mercoyrol, Lucie Bibal, Baya Rehaz, Marilyne Chanaud, Camille Rutherford, Michael Skal
Stunt Doubles: None

Blurb from Netflix: Determined to fall in love, 15-year-old Adele is focused on boys. But it’s a blue-haired girl she meets on the street who really piques her interest.


Selina’s Point of View:
We only have a few films on our queue that fall into the NC-17 category, so I don’t really bother to look at the MPAA rating before I start watching. I really regretted that choice here because I had no clue I was walking face-first into a three-hour long porn.

Now, I have no problem with sex scenes in movies. Sometimes they add another layer to the film. I mean, could you imagine American Pie (1999) without the scene where Jason Biggs (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Orange is the New Black, Two for One) gets intimate with some apple filling? Sure, there are more sweet and genuine examples, but my brain stopped working about forty-five minutes ago.

This film didn’t just use sex to elevate the story, though. It made sex the core of the story, and, yes, it was graphic. It earned that NC-17 rating and then some. It was pretty much just an emotional porn… which I feel cheapened the romance between the two main characters.

That’s what I took away from the film.

Technically speaking, it was a beautiful film. But that’s technically speaking. We don’t really rely on that here at Trust the Dice. We don’t write about whether or not a room full of directors and writers would enjoy the film, we want to know if a room full of general audience members would. People who’ve never been to film school.


My thought is that, no, a general audience wouldn’t enjoy this film.

Not only is the movie painfully long, it has very little substance outside of the stereotypical indie flick base. Nothing really gets solved in it and there’s a kind of choppy jumping around feeling to it. I know it was loved at the film festivals, but I can’t connect the movie I just watched to the amount of love I’ve seen for it on the internet.

If I look past the porny quality to it, I can see aspects of Blue is the Warmest Color that I did enjoy. I sound like I’m giving it a hard time, and I am, but I didn’t HATE it. I wouldn’t watch it again, but I acknowledge that it had some decent aspects.

To be fair, I think a lot of the film was lost on me. Bits of literature were brought up here and there, but it was always from books I’d either never heard of or never read. It’s possible that I might have caught more of the planned nuances if I was familiar with that material.

Aside from that, I found it difficult to watch the main actress, Adele Exarchopoulos (Down By Love, Insecure, Voyage vers la mere). She was a beautiful actress and she can perform a crying scene like no one else… but the way the director had her constantly eating with her mouth wide open made me a little ill.


Cat’s Point of View:
Oh geez, where do I start. I know that sounds ominous – and it should.

Before anyone thinks the worst, I don’t think this was a horrible movie. I just simply didn’t enjoy it.

First of all, the whole thing was way too long. I mean, really? Nearly 3 hours is a bit much for something like this. There were so many long and drawn out scenes of practically nothing going on. 

Some of the shots that gave you the characters’ perspectives were interesting – but did we really need all of that? The movement shots following characters walking weren’t your typical spastic shaky-cam but it was almost as bad with all the bobbing around.

It’s said that they filmed over 800 hours of footage and that a significant bit of Adèle Exarchopoulos’ (Pieces of Me, Les Anarchistes, Orphan) were obtained as the cameras kept rolling on her between scenes as she was walking around or eating, etc. This, of course, explains much. 


The filming is said to have been rather intense, so her deer-in-headlights zombie vibe at least makes sense now. Did we have to capture people eating with their mouths open? It is what it is, however.

For all of the issues I have with this movie, there are still good points. Exarchopoulos was believable in her expression of emotion and I absolutely bought in to her connection with Léa Seydoux (Robin Hood, Midnight in Paris, The Grand Budapest Hotel). The film also manages to be a think-piece without being horrendously pretentious – but only barely. There’s a lot of philosophy woven into the tale, but it’s generally legitimately plot driven.

Speaking of plot driven – there’s quite a bit of nudity in the film. It didn’t feel like it was gratuitous, but that NC-17 rating is legitimate and mostly stems from explicit scenes.

All in all, I don’t feel that my time was wasted in watching this movie, and I did find myself grudgingly sucked in to the emotions of the piece. I just don’t think I’d choose this movie for myself if I were looking for something to watch – and I don’t intend to watch it again.


Languages
Speech Available: French
Subtitles Available: English

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – 91%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 85%
Metascore - 88/100
Metacritic User Score – 7.9/10
IMDB Score – 7.8/10

Trust the Dice: Selina’s Rating2/5
Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating2/5

P.S.  Based on a graphic novel.

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Friday, May 19, 2017

Golden Time (2013-2014) - Foreign Film Friday - Through the Eyes of Selina



Number Rolled: N/A
Movie Name/Year: Golden Time (2013-2014)
Tagline: None
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Drama, Romance
Length: 24 Episodes
Rating: TV-14
Production Companies: J.C. Staff
Producer: John Ledford
Director: Chiaki Kon, Sega Kajii, Yoshitaka Koyama, Hiromichi Matano, Makoto Sokuza, Osamu Honma, Tomohiro Matsukawa, Toshinori Fukushima, Masato Kitagawa, Hideaki Nakano, Yoshikata Nitta, Masako Sato, Takashi Yamazaki
Writer: Fumihiko Shimo
Actors: Yui Horie, Makoto Furukawa, Ai Kayano, Kaito Ishikawa, Ibuki Kido, Takahiro Hikami, Takayuki Kondo, Satomi Sato

Blurb from IMDb: Banri Tada is a freshman at a Tokyo law school. After an accident, he suffers severe memory loss. Despite the incident, he befriends fellow freshman, Mitsuo Yanagisawa, which leads him to the beautiful, yet obsessive, Kouko Kaga.


Selina’s Point of View:
Ok, you caught me. This isn’t a film. Never-the-less, it is foreign and Cat’s away so… it’s anime day!

I’m only just starting to get into anime. Before recently, I’d mostly seen the stuff from Adult Swim. Animes like Inuyasha (2000-2006), Blood + (2005-2006) and Bleach (2004-2012). I guess, technically, my first anime was Sailor Moon (1995-2000) or Pokemon (1997-) … but we all know there’s a clear difference between the Americanized versions and the originals.

I chose Golden Time randomly from the many, many animes listed on Crunchy Roll. I’d bought a subscription and I was curious about some of the series that I hadn’t heard of much. In the mood for a romance, I just wound up picking this one.


At first, I found it difficult to submerge myself in. It seemed like such a cut, copy, and paste young adult angst bit of cringe-worthy semi-romance. In fact, I almost gave up on the series altogether. Even the characters seemed depthless and uninteresting.

I don’t recall exactly which episode I was on when that all changed.

Something original was revealed about the main character and everything about the story started to shift. There was almost a mind fuck kind of aspect to it after that.

Still, I was able to stop myself from binge-watching too much, too fast. I just watched a couple of episodes here, a few there. At about 13 episodes in… that changed too.


I wound up stuck to the TV.

In fact, I finished the rest of the season in three days after that.

I became enthralled with the story and fell in love with each of the characters, no matter how annoying or strange they seemed on the surface.

To be honest, I feel like the writers may have done that transition on purpose.

We were shown the superficial aspects of the characters first. There seemed to be a lack of anything under the surface – as if we were meeting real people for the very first time. The longer the series went on, the more I felt I was getting to know them.


The romance aspect was secondary to the real story – once that real story was revealed, anyway. It was a HUGE secondary aspect, though, so if you don’t like romance this won’t be your thing. It’s just that the real story had so much going on that there were times that the love parts didn’t really remain in the fore-front of my mind.

I would get to the end of an episode and have to know what came next. What was Banri Tada going to do next? How was he going to fix things? What was this mystery hanging over everyone’s head?

The ending was intense and memorable, which elevated Golden Time from an anime I was glad I watched to one of my favorite animes of all time.

Granted, that’s not such a huge deal yet – I have only about a dozen or so animes under my belt at this time – but it’s a start. I believe Golden Time will be a series I remember for a long, long time.


Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – N/A
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – N/A
Metascore – N/A
Metacritic User Score – N/A
IMDB Score – 7.7/10

Trust the Dice: Selina’s Rating4/5

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