Showing posts with label Phase 4. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Phase 4. Show all posts

Monday, August 18, 2014

The Wedding Pact (2013)



Number Rolled: 60
Movie Name/Year: The Wedding Pact (2013)
Genre: Romance
Length: 90 minutes
Rating: NR
Affiliated Companies: Freefall Films, The Cartel, Phase 4 Films
Executive Producer: Henry Boger, John Perry, Jonathan B. Schwartz, Stan Spry
Director: Matt Berman
Writer: Matt Berman
Actors: Haylie Duff, Leslie Easterbrook, Joyce Hyser, Angie Everhart, Sandra Taylor, Scott Michael Campbell, Chris Soldevilla, Eric Scott Woods, Kelly Perine, Sophie Tilson, Alexandra Manea, Ryan Sanson, Conrad Backmann, Lisa Renee, James Doherty, Joe Russell, Greg Lindsay, Brandy Redd, John Hundrieser, Eleanor Wells, Terryl Daluz, Jacquelina DeMarco, Matt Molchen

Mitch has terrible luck with women. In college, however, he knew this girl, Elizabeth, and was desperately in love with her. They made a pact that they would get married in 10 years if they were still single. When Mitch goes to collect he finds she’s already spoken for.

There wasn't a single coherent thought in the entire movie. The plot was scattered and forced and just terrible. I didn't expect something amazing out of the film. I was really just hoping for something that wouldn't make me prefer watching paint dry.

If you want to watch a film with this kind of storyline, look for My Best Friend’s Wedding. I would not recommend sitting through this one.

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – None
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 14%

Netflix’s Prediction for Me – 1.1/5
Trust-the-Dice Score1/5

The Random Rating: PG-13

Movie Trailer:  

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Alien Uprising (2012)



Number Rolled: 59
Movie Name/Year: Alien Uprising (2012)
Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Length: 101 minutes
Rating: R
Affiliated Companies: Phase 4 Films, Hawthorn Productions
Executive Producer: Joe Pia, Rafael Quintian, Craig Tuohy
Director: Dominic Burns
Writer: Dominic Burns
Actors: Bianca Bree, Sean Brosnan, Simon Phillips, Maya Grant, Jazz Lintott, Andrew Shim, Peter Barrett, Joey Ansah, Amelia Linney, Raji James, Sean Pertwee, Julian Glover, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Perry Fitzpatrick, Christian Howard

A group of buddies go out to a club. After a night of dancing, liquor and sex, they find the world has changed drastically. UFO’s have appeared in the sky and the population of Earth has gone crazy. What started out as fun and games turns into a fight for survival.

This movie is what you would get if you mixed the Tom Cruise version of War of the Worlds with the original Red Dawn, threw in a little bit of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, put the story in England, and slashed the budget into a tiny fraction of what it should be. Honestly, they probably spent the majority of their budget on Jean-Claude Van Damme. I don’t hate Van Damme, but if that’s where the majority of their casting budget went, they should have reconsidered. One man acting opposite cardboard cutouts does not make a good film.

On top of that, the movie was shot using unnecessary shaky-cam in many of the scenes. I hate shaky-cam when it makes sense, like in The Blair Witch Project; I hate it even more when there’s no cinematic or artistic reason for it.

Despite the issues, and there were many, Alien Uprising was not without some good parts. There was a bit of script in the beginning that made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off the couch. There was also the fact that I didn’t hate the ending. I thought it was a little too obvious, in some ways, but only because I like to try and expect the road less traveled.

The point is, if you’re looking for this kind of storyline you’d be better off watching either of the Red Dawns or Tomorrow, When the War Began. If you’re looking for this kind of alien stuff you’d be better off watching any version of War of the Worlds or Independence Day. If you’re looking for a good film with awesome fighting scenes, choose any other Jean-Claude Van Damme action movie. This movie just isn’t worth it.

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – None
Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 16%

Netflix’s Prediction for Me – 2.2/5
Trust-the-Dice Score1.5/5

P.S. This movie’s title was changed to Alien Uprising in 2013 but was created in 2012 under the name U.F.O. – despite the title discrepancy, this is not a remake of the 1970’s work also titled Alien Uprising.

Movie Trailer: 

Friday, February 1, 2013

Alter Egos (2012)



Number Rolled: 13
Movie Name/Year: Alter Egos (2012)
Genre: Comedy
Length: 77 minutes
Rating: R
Director: Jordan Galland
Writer: Jordan Galland
Actors: Kris Lemche, Brooke Nevin, Joey Kern, Danny Masterson, John Ventimiglia, Christine Evangelista

There was this thread on reddit that I was browsing through a few weeks ago. I can’t remember the exact question, but I’ll give you the gist. It asked readers what three unrelated movies would fit together as a trilogy to create a good story. I wish I could remember the wording or find the link for it, but I forgot to save it. If I can ever find it, I promise to credit whomever it was that posted it. If you have the link, please post it in the comments below or contact me privately and I will edit this post later.

Stop asking what the hell this has to do with the movie. I’m getting there.

Up until recently, my MMORPG poison of choice was City of Heroes (RIP). On the last day that it existed, my very first hero (Icy Redemption) stood on the steps of City Hall in Atlas Park on the Virtue server, with her torch held high. There was something like nine years of time I put into that game and I had a ridiculous amount of characters. I saved the pictures and back stories for all of them, and felt like a moron when I cried of the loss of the game. I’d just finished college, just graduated. I suddenly had time to play, and the game was just gone. It was still very popular, too.

Now, ever since I read through that reddit thread, I’ve been making those connections in my head every time I see something that could fit. Not just with movies, but also with TV shows or video games, even books. Alter Egos just became a movie that I found one of those connections with.

City of Heroes was an MMORPG that was based around exactly what it sounds like it was based around. Heroes. A city of them. They roamed the streets, kicking the asses of evildoers and the evil Nemesis or Rikti or Crey… and everything was a Crey conspiracy. The heroes had funding. Their starting point in the beginning of the game (not including training zones or Praetoria) was City Hall.

Alter Egos is about a city full of heroes that have lost funding and public support. You follow the story of Alter Ego Fridge (Kris Lemche) and his mundane counterpart, Brendan, as he overcomes the stresses in this post-heroes-are-cool world. You get to see him face issues as both of his personalities.

This movie debuted at the Fantasia Film Festival on July 24, 2012. If it had debuted after NC Soft closed down Paragon Studios (the development team responsible for City of Heroes) on August 31, 2012, I would swear this movie was made specifically as a continuation of City of Heroes.

All that being said, the movie has gotten some crap reviews. Its current rating on Rotten Tomatoes is about 25%. Personally, I think it should be higher. I really enjoyed this movie. I’m sure that believing it fits as a sequel to my dearly departed City of Heroes has a hand in how much I enjoyed it, but even without that, it was a decent movie.

I thought the actors were good and I thoroughly enjoyed the story line. In fact, if we lived in a world where superheroes existed and lost funding, I think that’s how it would have turned out.

I think the reason the rating is so low is because it is an independent movie with a low budget. Some of the effects were a little ‘spilled some ketchup’ and the costumes were more equivalent to Kick Ass than The Avengers. It’s not what people expect. We’re currently living in a superhero obsessed world. We’ve got all the Batmans and Supermans and X-men and Avengers that we can handle. So, when a little movie like this comes along that’s pretty good, but has less insane superheroes (and a smaller budget), it gets overshadowed. I think this movie is worth a shot, especially if you are still mourning the end of City of Heroes.

Overall Opinion – 4/5