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Movie
Name/Year: Boar
(2018)
Genre: Adventure, Horror, Thriller
Length: 96 minutes
Rating: NR
Production/Distribution: Slaughter FX, OZPIX Entertainment,
Universal Pictures, GatebreakR, Impact Films, Meteor Film, RLJ Entertainment, Shudder,
Signature Entertainment
Director: Chris Sun
Writer: Kristy Dallas, Chris Sun
Actors: Bill Moseley, Nathan Jones,
John Jarratt, Steve Bisley, Ernie Dingo, Roger Ward, Hugh Sheridan, Chris
Haywood, Simone Buchanan, Madeleine Kennedy, Christie-Lee Britten, Melissa
Tkautz, Chris Bridgewater, Sean Gannon, Trudi Ross
Blurb
from IMDb: In
the harsh, yet beautiful Australian outback lives a beast, an animal of
staggering size, with a ruthless, driving need for blood and destruction. It
cares for none, defends its territory with brutal force, and kills with a raw,
animalistic savagery unlike any have seen before.
Selina’s
Point of View:
I want to be very
clear about something before I talk about
Boar. I love creature
features. I adore anything from mainstream stuff like
Jurassic Park (1993)
to campy over-the-top ‘so bad it’s good’ stuff like
Big Ass Spider!
(2013) – and most stuff in between. When I do dislike any kind of creature
feature, there’s a reason for it.
Now, let’s talk
about the movie of the day.
I was excited for
Boar. I’ve had some good experiences with Australian films and I was up
for some rampaging giant wild pig action. I didn’t expect much from it, I was
just looking forward to some creature thrills.
Still, it left me
disappointed.
Quite frankly,
the plot wasn’t developed enough for
Boar to take itself as seriously as
it did.
For one thing,
the audience is introduced to the ‘main characters’ early on in the movie, but
they disappear after about 10 minutes and don’t come back into the story until
half-way through. When they do finally reappear, the movie expects you to care
about them as though the whole film has been developing that field of fucks,
but it hasn’t.
As happens when
you don’t tend to a field, it was barren.
The script did
feel very natural in some parts, but then the writers would slip into these
tropey lines that felt out of place and made me cringe.
It just wasn’t
very good. Whether you’re looking for a serious creature feature, or something
campy and fun, Shudder has better films to fill those needs.
I will say this,
though. Australians have some of the best slang in the world.
Cat’s
Point of View:
A month-long
binge of horror movies would be seriously lacking if we didn’t have a creature
feature mixed in.
One of the
reasons I was initially interested in this movie was the premise of the
creature, itself. Why is a wild pig scary, aside from the monster size of it?
Ask any boar hunters out there – they’re no joke. Hell, wasn’t it a boar that took
out a major character in
Game of Thrones (2011-2019)? (It was.) I guess
the bad guy monologue from
Snatch (2000) regarding the efficacy of pig
farms for body-disposal has stuck with me, too. Wild bacon is scary if you
don’t have the stopping power. A wild hog the size of a car? That has the
potential to be terrifying.
When you factor
in the cast here, it gets even better. My interest was instantly piqued seeing
horror veteran Bill Moseley (
Repo! The Genetic Opera, Death House, 3 From
Hell) attached to this film. This is a slightly different role for him than
his character in Rob Zombie’s (
House of 1000 Corpses, Halloween, The Lords
of Salem) Firefly clan movies. Nevertheless, it gives some extra ‘cred’
that he’s attached to the cast here.
I was also
excited to see the modern-day giant and former WWE Superstar, Nathan Jones (
Charlie's
Farm, Mad Max: Fury Road, The Scorpion King: Book of Souls) involved with
this production. Giant boar vs. giant man seemed like a pretty cool match up to
me. Then, of course, I was surprised and giddy to recognize Ernie Dingo (
Bran
Nue Dae, Australia Day, Mystery Road) and the slice of levity that he
brought to the story. My inner 80’s nostalgia fan had to squee, considering he
was the titular character’s best friend Charlie in
Crocodile Dundee II
(1988).
Regrettably, I
wish I could say that I recognized the female cast members here. I certainly
didn’t find fault with their performances, I’m just not all that familiar with
them.
I am looking
forward to checking out other movies by writer/director Chris Sun (
Come and
Get Me, Daddy's Little Girl, Charlie's Farm). He seems to have utilized the
same core cast members in most of his 4 films to date.
The kicker to a
successful creature feature is largely determined by how the actual critter is
handled. If I’m honest, I have some mixed feelings about the effects used with
the boar here. Understandably, there wasn’t going to be any safe way to use a
real one. Some of the effects were clearly CGI and didn’t exactly fit right,
while others were spot on. The same can be said of the practical effects. There
were some close-ups of the boar that are outright horrifying, and others that
are clearly either animatronic or a guy in a suit. That took me out of the
moment in a few places.
Overall, I
enjoyed
Boar. I don’t know that I’d watch it again; but I do know that,
as I said, I am interested in seeing other projects by this director and I
certainly wouldn’t steer anyone away from this movie. That being said, I can’t
say that it would be my first choice for recommendations. Shudder has so many
titles to choose from that would be decidedly better. If you do decide to give
this film a shot, be sure you’re watching in the dark for maximum effect.
Rotten
Tomatoes Critic Score – 50%
Rotten
Tomatoes Audience Score – 44%
Metascore – None
Metacritic
User Score – None
IMDB
Score – 5.2/10
Trust
the Dice: Selina’s Rating – 2/5
Trust
the Dice: Cat’s Rating – 3.5/5
Trust
the Dice Parental Advisory Rating: R
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