The coronavirus pandemic has altered the way most of us have
to live our lives. Without that ability to go out to the theaters or work or a
friend’s house or the library – or wherever else you usually go – it’s easy to
start feeling claustrophobic and depressed.
Right now, essential personnel are working to save our
bodies while teachers are online trying to save our minds. Those are very important
things, but our emotions need tending to as well. Everywhere we look numbers
are rising and the news just serves to induce panic. In this time, we turn to
entertainment more than ever to help us stay sane.
Trust the Dice will still be doing reviews, but not as many.
For the time being, we’re going to be restructuring a little. We want to bring
you ideas and sources on how to keep yourself, and the people you love,
entertained. We’re going to collect resources that can be used for distraction,
education, hope, and anything else we can think of.
People have asked us to do lists of isolation or outbreak
films, and we may do one or two of those, but we’re going to concentrate more
on sources that guide minds away from our current situation.
Our Top 20 for next month will be replaced by a list of new
movies being released online in April. We also have plans to draw your
attention to newer TV shows, various YouTube genres, comedy specials, free
educational video games, silly games available on Steam, games you can play online
with your friends, we may go into stuff like anime, books, Japanese game shows,
or TikTok. We’ve even compiled a list of board games that can be played solo.
Check back throughout the week. We will have our normal
Mon/Wed/Fri schedule, but we may post extra here and there as time and sources
allow.
For today, we are going to talk about movies that were
already released in theaters and are about to, or have, become available to us
at home early. Keep in mind, not all of these films will be available for free.
I’ll be separating them by service. There won’t be any of
these movies showing up on Netflix, at least not at first.
Disney+
Onward (2020) – April 3 – Free with Subscription
Onward was the last film I got to see in theaters
before I had to lockdown with my family. I absolutely adored it. Despite a slow
start, it really picked up and I feel like I am able to place it among the
Pixar greats in my mind. If you have Disney+, it’s worth looking out for.
However, since this is the only movie I know of that’s being
released early on Disney+ I don’t think it’s enough for me to recommend getting
a new subscription to the service.
Hulu
Zombieland: Double Tap – April 3 – Free with subscriptions
including Starz attachment
Granted, this one was probably closer to hitting the
streaming services than the majority of the other films on this list, but I
thought it fit here anyway.
I loved Zombieland (2009), but I never got the chance
to see the sequel. Believe me, it was not by choice. I’ve heard good and bad
things, but I have to appreciate the comedy/horror mash up even more in these upsetting
times. Anything that gives us permission to laugh while the world burns around
us is going to draw my attention more than usual.
I am thinking of adding Starz to my Hulu subscription for
this one, but I’ll have to see what else is included.
Parasite – April 8 – Free with subscription
There’s no doubt that the awards won by Parasite make
it more intriguing to audiences that haven’t seen it yet. It’s not often that a
foreign film captures the interest of people in the US the way this one has.
I think the difference in social classes is becoming more obvious
in our society, especially with the virus being a factor. Parasite really
touches on those differences. It’s an interesting watch. There’s a lot of
comedy woven into the creepiness and thrills. It definitely deserved to be a
part of the award season. My own vote was for 1917 (2020) to win (which
can be found on Amazon Prime), but I can understand why it went to Parasite.
Amazon Prime Video
Cats – Available Now – $19.99 to Buy
I almost didn’t even bother to put this on the list.
I expressed concerns about the trailer for Cats back
in December when it came out. I worried that the CGI would be awful and… well…
it was. If you’ve been curious about how bad, now may still not be the time to
take a look. It actually costs more to watch on Prime Video than it did to see
it in theaters. I can’t recommend it, by any stretch of the imagination. Still,
it’s there. You have that information now. On to more worthy films.
Emma – Available Now - $19.99 to Rent
This is definitely a few steps up from the previous movie.
Still, there are some things to consider.
I’m not going to speak to the quality of the film. I did see
it, but it’s not the type of flick I enjoy regardless of quality. I feel it
would almost be unethical for me to include my personal feelings on it here.
That said, what I WOULD consider is that the price listed on Prime Video is
higher than what one would have spent to see it in theaters, and that’s just the
price to rent. I understand that production companies are trying to make back
their money, but the price listed is a little ridiculous and I think that’s
going to be the case for the majority of what’s coming out.
The Hunt – Available Now - $19.99 to Rent
Ok, so I rented this one. I had to. I was DYING to see it.
After all that controversy back when it was supposed to come out, my interest was
through the roof. I had my ticket in hand, ready to go. The theaters just
closed before I had a chance to see it. So, yeah, I spent extra money to see it
on demand.
The question here is whether or not I regret it. I don’t,
for the most part. Seeing the film eased my curiosity. In the end, that’s
really what I was paying for. If I knew what the movie actually was beforehand,
I likely would not have spent this much to see it. It’s decent. I’m not saying
it’s a bad film. I’m just saying it’s not worth THAT much. That said, if you’re
as curious as I was, go for it.
The Gentlemen – March 24 - $14.99 to Preorder
I really wanted to see this one in theaters, but never got
the chance. I like Guy Ritchie and the trailer looks pretty solid.
There’s a great cast involved in The Gentlemen and it’s
got some incredibly high reviews from both audiences and critics. Of the films
being released to video on demand early, this is the one I’m most likely to go
for. The price is fair, I have the interest, and the promos are great. This
might be the right kind of comedic adventure to get your mind off of things for
a couple of hours.
Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One
Harley Quinn – March 24 - $19.99 to Preorder
There’s been a lot of shit-talking where Birds of Prey
is concerned. The best thing I can say about my personal experience with it is
that I saw it once on a free ticket… and then I saw it two other times in the
theater and I was happy to pay for it. Simply put, I really loved this film.
I love Harley Quinn. I thought this movie paid a beautiful
homage to her comic books and I think Margot Robbie is perfect as the titular
character. It has its minor flaws, but for the most part Birds of Prey
gives you the best perspective of the batshit crazy main character while
remaining intensely fun. If the price is how much it would cost to buy the
film, I will likely pay it. If it’s just the rent price, however, I’d wait a
little. It’ll still be just as good in a few months and there are plenty of
other options at the moment.
The Way Back – March 24 - $19.99 to Preorder
This was on my schedule to see in theaters after The Hunt
(2020). Unfortunately, both tickets went unused as the coronavirus spread and
theaters in my area shut down.
I’ve heard some very good things about The Way Back.
Not the least of which is that it’s a return to form for Ben Affleck. Judging
from the plot and trailer, I’d imagine Affleck related to this role a little
more than some of his more recent parts. If that’s the case, then this could be
one of his best works. It sounds a bit like an 80s sports movie on first look,
but most of the reviewers I follow say that’s not how it is. I’d really love a
chance to find out for myself.
Bloodshot – March 24 - $19.99 to Preorder
Bloodshot isn’t getting the best reviews from critics…
but audiences are another story.
If I had to take a guess, from the scores I’ve been seeing
on Rotten Tomatoes, Bloodshot isn’t reinventing any wheels. There’s not
likely a whole lot that makes it stand out from all the other violent action
films out there. Aside from that, it has to be – at the very least – a hell of
a fun movie. It has a 78% from audience members. That means that there’s either
impressive fight choreography, or great acting, or some really amazing effects.
It’s possible there’s a mix of those involved. Either way, on paper, it looks
like a great distraction film.
Dolittle – March 24 - $19.99 to Preorder
I had a free ticket to Dolittle and opted not to use
it. I decided I’d rather watch other movies that came out around that time. The
truth is, I had the ending spoiled for me, and I was not impressed with what I
heard.
Because I hate spoilers, I’m not going to divulge what I was
told and I’m not going to judge anything about the film, because I have a bias
against it. That said, I still think it’s important for me to let you guys know
that it’s going to be out and available. If you have kids running around your
house that are bored and driving you nuts during this lockdown, it might be
worth it to rent Dolittle just to give yourself a couple of hours of
silence.
I Still Believe – March 27 - $19.99 to Preorder
This is another film that isn’t really my ‘type’. I just don’t
tend to gravitate toward faith-based films. Some catch my attention; this wasn’t
one of them.
That said, faith is important right now. Whether you put
your faith in science or god or something else, doesn’t matter. When fear is so
wide-spread, it’s important that there’s something to have faith in. So, if
this is your thing – just know it’s available. Still expensive, but available.
Sonic the Hedgehog – March 31 - $19.99 to Preorder
I really liked Sonic the Hedgehog. That’s not even because
I grew up with a Sega instead of a Nintendo, either. It was just a genuinely
good film.
This would be a great movie to use to occupy your kids for
an hour and a half, especially if you intend to watch with them. It wouldn’t be
a tough watch for parents. It’s something decent to rent for the whole family. Maybe,
by then, the people in charge will realize that the prices they’re putting
these movies up for is a little steep.
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