10 – Stage Fright (May
9)
Director: Jerome
Sable
Writer: Jerome
Sable
Actors: Allie
MacDonald, Douglas Smith, Brandon Uranowitz, Minnie Driver, Meat Loaf
Genre: Comedy,
Horror, Musical
Rated: R
Let me be blunt here. There are a huge amount of amazing
movies coming out in May. In fact, I had trouble limiting myself to only ten. I
could have reached twenty easily. Everything that made the cut did so for a
reason.
Stage Fright didn't
make the list because I think it's going to be the most amazing movie of the
year, summer or even month. In fact, I'm not exactly sure it's going to be
worth the paper it's written on. So why do I care?
Look at the genre. Comedy. Horror. Musical. That just
spells gold for a corny b-horror fan.
It looks like Glee
if Kurt Hummel were to lose his mind and start stabbing people during the
chorus. That's good enough for me, but then you throw in Meat Loaf and I get
all giddy. The last horror musical I saw HIM in was The Rocky Horror Picture Show and that became a cult legend.
My point is, don't sell this movie short. If it's done as
well as it could be, there might be a cult following just waiting for it to
exist.
9 – Godzilla (May 16)
Director: Gareth
Edwards
Writer: Max
Borenstein
Actors: Aaron
Taylor-Johnson, Ken Watanabe, Elizabeth Olsen, Juliette Binoche, Sally Hawkins,
David Strathairn, Bryan Cranston
Genre: Action,
Adventure, Sci-Fi
Rated: PG-13
Alright. Here's the story. I've got no interest in Godzilla. If you've read far enough back in my blog, you'll know that's a little weird. I love creature features. Hell,
my favorite guilty-pleasure movie is Jurassic
Park. I used to watch it on repeat when I was on a deadline in college. It
helped me concentrate.
Godzilla made the
list solely because of the trailer. What I'm trying to do is ignore that this
is a remake/reboot. Since the original, Godzilla has been given the same kind of
respect that we tend to give cockroaches. However, this trailer doesn't look to
bad.
Maybe this time, we'll get something decent out of the Godzilla franchise. Maybe it's just
another crushed roach waiting to happen. I'm willing to give it a chance.
8 – Chef (May 9)
Director: Jon
Favreau
Writer: Jon
Favreau
Actors: Jon
Favreau, Sofia Vergara, John Leguizamo, Bobby Cannavale, Dustin Hoffman, Oliver
Platt, Emjay Anthony, Scarlett Johansson, Robert Downey Jr.
Genre: Comedy,
Drama
Rated: R
I hadn't heard of this movie before I did the research for
this list. When I saw the trailer, however, I was instantly hooked. You’d think
it was because of Scarlett Johansson, Robert Downey Jr. or Sofia Vergara, but
you’d be wrong.
I found the story to be intriguing; a chef looking for a way
to do what he loves on his own terms. It's got all the charm and appeal of a
sports underdog story, while adding a fresh new twist.
Personally, I'm looking forward to it.
7 – Bad Johnson (May 2)
Director: Huck Botko
Writer: Jeff
Tetreault
Actors: Cam
Gigandet, Nick Thune, Jamie Chung, Kevin Miller, Katherine Cunningham
Genre: Comedy
Rated: R
When I saw the cover and the name of this movie I thought it
was going to be nothing more than a ridiculous amount of dick and fart jokes. Don't
get me wrong, I'm not positive that's not exactly what it's going to be. What
made me care was that the storyline seemed to take those dick jokes to a deep
place. Pun intended.
Simply put, I believe this movie is going to be hilarious.
6 – Walk of Shame (May
2)
Director: Steven
Brill
Writer: Steven
Brill
Actors: Elizabeth
Banks, James Marsden, Gillian Jacobs, Bill Burr, Liz Carey, Ken Davitian,
Willie Garson, Lawrence Gilliard Jr., Oliver Hudson, Alphonso McAuley, Kevin
Nealon, Tig Notaro, Ethan Suplee, Sarah Wright
Genre: Comedy,
Romance
Rated: R
Elizabeth Banks has my loyalty. I think she's a fantastic
actress and she could pull off any role thrown at her. She's one of the
underrated actresses that I think people are nuts to discount.
Not only would I watch this movie simply because Banks is in
it, but it seems hilarious and, although it's reminiscent of The Hangover, it add various twists that
make it feel less recipe and more inventive.
5 – Neighbors (May 9)
Director: Nicholas
Stoller
Writer: Andrew
Cohen, Brendan O’Brien
Actors: Seth
Rogen, Zac Efron, Rose Byrne, Dave Franco
Genre: Comedy
Rated: R
Two actors that I love are in this movie, Seth Rogen and
Dave Franco. After This is the End, I'm
fairly certain I would follow Seth Rogen into the unnecessary sequel to Mrs. Doubtfire if I had to. Dave Franco
is twenty times more underrated than Elizabeth Banks, and yet I think he's better than
his brother by far. It's unfortunate that he gets type-cast.
Neighbors is going
to be chaotic and hilarious and gross. I can't wait.
4 – Belle (May 2)
Director: Amma
Asante
Writer: Misan Sagay
Actors: Gugu
Mbatha-Raw, Tom Wilkinson, Emily Watson, Sarah Gadon, Penelope Wilton, Miranda
Richardson, Tom Felton, Matthew Goode
Genre: Drama,
Romance
Rated: PG
Shocked to see a true-blue drama up here? So am I. I don't
usually get into the period-piece, drama, romance thing. I like action. I like
explosions. I like dick jokes. I'd rather watch Clerks than any drama that won any award in the history of time.
The truth is, I'm not sure what drew me in to this movie.
Something about the trailer just took my breath away. I want to see it. Hell, I
want to pay money to see it. Maybe it's because of the way it touches on
equality, a cause that's very dear to my heart. I wish I could tell you.
Whatever the reason, Belle
looks absolutely amazing.
3 – X-men: Days of Future Past (May 23)
Director: Bryan
Singer
Writer: Simon
Kinberg
Actors: Patrick
Stewart, Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Jennifer
Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Elliot Page, Shawn Ashmore, Peter
Dinklage, Omar Sy, Daniel Cudmore, Fan Bingbing, Boo Boo Stewart, Adan Canto,
Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Lucas Till, Evan Jonigkeit
Genre: Action,
Adventure
Rated: PG-13
It's MARVEL. What other reason do I need?
Do yourself a favor, don't be an idiot. Stay until after the
credits. Marvel ALWAYS has scenes after the credits and they're ALWAYS
important to the big picture. Whenever I go to see a Marvel movie in the
theaters, I count the idiots that walk out and miss the rest of the ending. If
you're going to shell out twelve bucks to see a movie, maybe you should watch
the whole thing.
2 – Maleficent (May 30)
Director: Robert
Stromberg
Writer: Linda
Woolverton
Actors: Angelina
Jolie, Sharlto Copley, Elle Fanning, Sam Riley, Imelda Staunton, Juno Temple,
Lesley Manville
Genre: Action,
Adventure
Rated: PG
This movie came on my radar during casting. The moment I
heard Angelina Jolie was going to play Maleficent, I knew I had to see it. I'm
a fairy-tale, Disney junkie. I LOVE this kind of movie. I love Maleficent even more because it's from
the eyes of the villain. How cool is that?
After seeing the trailer, I became even more gung-ho about
getting to see this in theaters. Jolie looks insanely good for her part. The
take on the fairies is fascinating and even the curse with the spindle needle
took on a new and fascinating tone.
I'm looking forward to seeing if Disney will have us sympathizing
with Maleficent or if we'll still view her as a cold-hearted villain in the
end.
1 – A Million Ways to
Die in the West (May 30)
Director: Seth
MacFarlane
Writer: Seth
MacFarlane, Alex Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Actors: Seth
MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi,
Sara Silverman, Neil Patrick Harris
Genre: Comedy,
Western
Rated: R
Forget the movie. I could watch the trailer about a hundred
times without getting bored.
Seth MacFarlane is incredible, if you like his brand of
comedy. I do. A lot. When you add in the star-studded cast set to be in A Million Ways to Die in the West and I
can't imagine how this movie could go bad.
If the only great parts in this movie are what we see in the
trailer, it's still going to be worth watching, just to put it into context.
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