Wednesday, November 21, 2012

2012: Zombie Apocalypse (2011)

Number Rolled: 89
Movie Name/Year: 2012: Zombie Apocalypse (2011)
Genre: Horror
Length: 87 Minutes
Rating: R
Director: Nick Lyon
Writer: Craig Engler and Brooks Peck
Actors: Ving Rhames, Taryn Manning, Johnny Pacar, Gary Weeks, Lesley-Ann Brandt, Eddie Steeples, Robert Blanche, Gerald Webb

Well, this movie I was blessed to watch with a large group of screaming friends. First thing that needs to be noted is that this is beyond a B movie. If one were to ask anyone who watched this movie with me, it would be described as an F movie, or an F- depending who you ask.

I enjoy horror movies. In fact, I enjoy B-Horror movies almost more than the big Hollywood kind. Kevin Smith said it best when he said that without big budgets, directors are forced to be more creative about their movies. Many times, I find this to be true but not here.

I could get past the horrible and unnecessary CGI. I can even get past the horrible zombie make-up. Such things would be easy to get by actually! But the script was horrific. The plot was even worse and the ending made me wonder where the past 87 minutes of my life went. Simply put? The only reason to re-watch this movie is to torture the people you love and pull a rather MST3K stunt.

As they say in the movie:

Meow, bitch.

Overall Opinion – 1/5

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