Number Rolled: 89
Movie Name/Year:
2012: Zombie Apocalypse (2011)
Genre: Horror
Length: 87
Minutes
Rating: R
Director: Nick
Lyon
Writer: Craig
Engler and Brooks Peck
Actors: Ving
Rhames, Taryn Manning, Johnny Pacar, Gary Weeks, Lesley-Ann Brandt, Eddie
Steeples, Robert Blanche, Gerald Webb
Well, this movie I was blessed to watch with a large group
of screaming friends. First thing that needs to be noted is that this is beyond
a B movie. If one were to ask anyone who watched this movie with me, it would
be described as an F movie, or an F- depending who you ask.
I enjoy horror movies. In fact, I enjoy B-Horror movies
almost more than the big Hollywood kind. Kevin Smith said it best when he said
that without big budgets, directors are forced to be more creative about their
movies. Many times, I find this to be true but not here.
I could get past the horrible and unnecessary CGI. I can
even get past the horrible zombie make-up. Such things would be easy to get by
actually! But the script was horrific. The plot was even worse and the ending
made me wonder where the past 87 minutes of my life went. Simply put? The only
reason to re-watch this movie is to torture the people you love and pull a
rather MST3K stunt.
As they say in the movie:
Meow, bitch.
Overall Opinion – 1/5
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