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This
is one of those days when the notes I take are longer than the actual review.
There’s not much to say, it all boils down to one thing.
Psychotic is awful. It’s not even ‘so bad it’s good’, It’s just objectively bad.
Nothing about it feels natural. The story is not even a little original, the acting sucks, and the writing is very nearly as bad as what you would find in The Room (2003). In fact, it almost feels like that’s what they were going for.
Psychotic is awful. It’s not even ‘so bad it’s good’, It’s just objectively bad.
Nothing about it feels natural. The story is not even a little original, the acting sucks, and the writing is very nearly as bad as what you would find in The Room (2003). In fact, it almost feels like that’s what they were going for.
It takes itself so seriously, though.
Movies like this, generally, there’s a bit of self-awareness to it. The writers will inject a little humor to make it all easier to swallow. That humor takes away from the absolute monotony of watching the whole thing. There’s nothing of the sort in Psychotic. Sitting through it is difficult. It’s like a punishment.
Don’t waste your time. There are many other films on Shudder that would be perfect for the Halloween season.
I'm pretty sure the production team for Psychotic tried to hypnotize its audience into liking this movie –
and failed. There’s a swirly animation effect at the beginning and end of the
film. It’s the kind of thing you typically see when people are trying to
hypnotize in cartoons and the like. I don’t know if anyone can convince me
otherwise. I’m pretty sure you have to actually be under the effects of
mesmerism to like this movie. I certainly didn’t.
There was nothing that distracted from the flaws, and those
were huge and glaring. Everything felt so forced. The acting was sub-par, the
dialogue didn’t feel natural, it was clear the effects were low-budget, and
everything else was all over the place.
Rotten
Tomatoes Critic Score – None
Rotten
Tomatoes Audience Score – NoneMetascore – None
Metacritic User Score – None
IMDB Score – 3.5/10
Trust the Dice: Cat’s Rating – 0/5
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