10 – Boulevard (July
10)
Director: Dito
Montiel
Writer: Douglas
Soesbe
Actors: Robin
Williams, Kathy Baker, Bob Odenkik, Roberto Aguire, J. Karen Thomas
Genre: Drama
Rated: R
This is it. The last movie starring Robin Williams (Good Will Hunting, The Birdcage, Aladdin).
After this, what has been, is all that will be.
As fans, there’s nothing on heaven or earth that could keep us
from seeing this film. Bad or good, regardless of topic, we just want to see
the legend one more time.
The final quote in the trailer is heartbreaking, given the
circumstances: “It’s never too late to finally start living the life you really
want.”
9 – Paper Towns (July
24)
Director: Jake
Schreier
Writer: Scott
Neustadter, Michael H. Weber, John Green
Actors: Nat
Wolff, Cara Delevingne, Halston Sage
Genre: Romance
Rated: PG-13
The Fault in Our Stars
(2014) was a tear-jerking masterpiece, both on page and on screen. Paper Towns is developed from a book
written by the same author: John Green (Crash
Course: World History, Crash Course: Literature, Vlogbrothers).
Regardless of writer, though, the trailer for this film is
enticing and makes us want to see what happens. Mystery and romance can be a
more than decent combination.
8 – Terminator
Genisys (July 1)
Director: Alan
Taylor
Writer: Laeta Kalogridis,
Patrick Lussier, James Cameron, Gale Anne Hurd
Actors: Arnold
Schwarzenegger, Jason Clarke, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney, J.K. Simmons, Matt
Smith, Douglas Smith, Dayo Okeniyi
Genre: Action
Rated: PG-13
Arnold Schwarzenegger (The
Expendables, Junior, Total Recall) starring in a Terminator film is a huge dose of nostalgia for us. So many years
later, with him returning to the film franchise opposite someone like Emilia
Clarke (Game of Thrones, Spike Island,
Dom Hemingway) is awe-inspiring.
It would be impossible to not want to see Terminator Genisys. If you’re a fan of
the franchise, it’s going to be an amazing chapter. If you’re unfamiliar with
the original films, chances are that once you watch the trailer, you’ll want to
get familiar real quick.
7 – Mission:
Impossible – Rogue Nation (July 31)
Director: Christopher
McQuarrie
Writer: Drew
Pearce, Christopher McQuarrie, Bruce Geller
Actors: Tom Cruise,
Rebecca Ferguson, Simon Pegg, Alec Baldwin, Jeremy Renner, Ving Rhames
Genre: Action
Rated: PG-13
Who doesn’t get a little thrill when they hear that theme
song?
The stunts in this movie look amazing. That plane sequence
teased in the trailer promises to be both funny and quite the adrenaline rush.
The films are great, constant action with smart storylines
and amazing acting. Rogue Nation
seems like it’s going to continue to follow that plan.
6 – Magic Mike
XXL (July 1)
Director: Greg
Jacobs
Writer: Reid
Carolin
Actors: Channing
Tatum, Matthew Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Amber Heard, Andie MacDowell, Jada Pinkett
Smith, Michael Straham, Elizabeth Banks, Danny Glover, Adam Rodriguez, Gabriel
Iglesias, Stephen ‘tWitch’ Boss, Kevin Nash
Genre: Dramedy
Rated: R
We disagreed a bit over where to put Magic Mike XXL on the list. One of us thought it should be around
8, the other thought it should be higher. We compromised.
The first Magic Mike
(2012) brought many to their knees with the sexy men and dance moves, but what
people who didn’t watch the movie might not realize, is that it wasn’t all
about making a girl’s ovaries quiver. The story line was interesting and there
was a bit of action/drama in there.
It’s because of the story line that we’re looking forward to
Magic Mike XXL. Oh, sure, we’re not
going to close our eyes when Joe Manganiello (True Blood, Sabotage, How I Met Your Mother) or Channing Tatum (Foxcatcher, This is the End, 21 Jump Street)
hit the stage, but that’s not the primary draw.
The primary draw comes from what we know of the acting
skills portrayed by the aforementioned actors, Matthew Bomer (American Horror Story, White Collar, Chuck),
Elizabeth Banks (The Hunger Games, Zack
and Miri Make a Porno, Slither), Amber Heard (Machete Kills, Paranoia, 3 Days to Kill) and Jada Pinkett Smith (Gotham, Hawthorne, The Matrix Reloaded).
It also comes from our knowledge of the insane comedic timing possessed by
Gabriel Iglesias (Cristela, A Haunted
House 2, The Book of Life) and the unique dance style of Stephen ‘tWitch’
Boss (Step Up All In, Step Up Revolution,
Hairspray).
5 – Self/less (July
10)
Director: Tarsem
Singh
Writer: Alex
Pastor, David Pastor
Actors: Ryan
Reynolds, Michelle Dockery, Matthew Goode, Natalie Martinex, Ben Kingsley,
Victor Garber, Derek Luke
Genre: Thriller
Rated: PG-13
Ben Kingsley (The Boxtrolls,
Ender’s Game, Schindler’s List) is one of those actors that immediately
make people want to buy a ticket. Ryan Reynolds (R.I.P.D., Safe House, Paper Man) has his own loyal following as
well. The question isn’t whether or not they’ll be great in their parts, but if
their chemistry will resonate.
Regardless of actors, the story of the film is incredible. A
sci-fi style thriller with that much meat to the plot? Sign us up.
4 – Sharknado 3:
Oh Hell No! (July 22)
Director: Anthony
C. Ferrante
Writer: Thunder
Levin
Actors: Ian
Ziering, Tara Reid, Cassie Scerbo, Cindy Margolis, David Hasselhoff, Bo Derek,
Ann Coulter, Jerry Springer, Chris Kirkpatrick, Chris Jericho, Ray J, Frankie
Muniz, Michael Bolton,
Genre: Sci-Fi
Rated: Unrated
The Random Review is a big fan of the Sharknado series. It’s super corny, absolutely ridiculous and so
much fun it’s hard to believe The Asylum had anything to do with it.
Hey, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
It’s because we love the first two films, that we are
excited to see that Anthony C. Ferrante (Headless
Horseman, Boo, Project RCVR), Thunder Levin (Atlantic Rim, AE: Apocalypse Earth, American Warships), Ian Ziering
(90210, That’s My Boy, The Legend of
Awesomest Maximus), and Tara Reid (American
Reunion, Unnatural Causes, The Crow: Wicked Prayer) all returned to do
their parts.
We don’t know how much longer this franchise will succeed,
but for now, we’re all for this next one.
3 – Minions (July
10)
Director: Pierre
Coffin, Kyle Balda
Writer: Brian
Lynch
Actors: Sandra
Bullock, Jon Hamm, Michael Keaton, Steve Coogan, Allison Janney, Steve Carell, Tara
Strong
Genre: Family
Rated: PG
Do we need a reason other than the fact that minions are
involved? MINIONS!
2 – Pixels (July
24)
Director: Chris
Columbus
Writer: Tim
Herlihy, Timothy Dowling, Patrick Jean
Actors: Adam
Sandler, Michelle Monaghan, Josh Gad, Kevin James, Jane Krakowski, Peter
Dinklage, Brian Cox, Ashley Benson, Sean Bean
Genre: Comedy
Rated: PG-13
Let’s forget about the video game aspect of this film and
the fact that one of the writers for this blog had a video game themed wedding.
Let’s forget that the super-amazing Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones, The Angriest Man in Brooklyn, Knights of Badassdom)
is in it and sporting a wicked mullet. Let’s even forget that it looks like
Adam Sandler (Anger Management, 50 First
Dates, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry) might have gone back to his
actually funny roots.
You realize the director, Chris Columbus (Rent, Mrs. Doubtfire, Percy Jackson &
the Olympians: The Lightning Thief), is the same man credited with writing
the screenplay for The Goonies and
directed the first two Harry Potter films,
right?
Aside from that, the trailer looks ridiculous, in the best
way.
We are taking bet on when Sean Bean (Legends, Silent Hill: Revelation 3D, Game of Thrones) will die.
Five minutes in? Twenty? Not until the end? Let’s see some guesses!
1 – Ant-Man (July
17)
Director: Peyton
Reed
Writer: Edgar
Wright, Joe Cornish, Adam McKay, Paul Rudd, Stan Lee, Larry Lieber, Jack Kirby
Actors: Paul
Rudd, Michael Douglas, Evangeline Lily, Corey Stoll, Hayley Atwell, Michael
Pena, Judy Greer, John Slattery, T.I., Bobby Cannavale, Stan Lee, Anthony
Mackie
Genre: Action
Rated: Unrated
A Marvel movie is coming out this month, did anyone not
expect to see it at number one on this list?
We think Paul Rudd (Parks
and Recreation, This is 40, Our Idiot Brother) was the perfect choice for
the lead role. The only concern is how to make Ant-Man a real Marvel-style film without having that parody feel.
In the trailer, you see the train set scene which looks epic…
and then funny. That scene alone makes it look like they struck a decent enough
balance between action and comedy to not fall into a joke-like feel.
If anyone can do it, Marvel can.
A side note? Chris Evans (Captain America, Avengers, Snowpiercer) is listed as an uncredited
actor in this film. Is he going to make a cameo like he did in Thor: The Dark World (2013) or is that
hinting at what we might see in the after-credits scene?
Anyone have any theories?
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