Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger (2012)

Number Rolled: 51

Movie Name/Year: Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger (2012)

Genre: Comedy

Length: 109 minutes

Rating: TV-PG

Director: Debbie Isitt

Writer: Debbie Isitt

Actors: David Tennant, Marc Wootton, Jason Watkins, Joanna Page, Ian McNeice, Jessica Hynes, Pam Ferris, Rosie Cavaliero

Mr. Poppy is an incompetent classroom assistant; he spends a good amount of time scaring off teachers that attempt to work in his class. When a Christmas singing contest comes along, he’s forced to include the newest teacher, Mr. Peterson, in on his plans. Mr. Peterson isn’t really given much of a choice in the matter.

This movie killed me. I have the horrible duty of writing out that this David Tennant movie sucked. It was so bad. If you took the worst episode of “Glee” and tied it to a horrible 90’s comedy (likely one starring Jonathon Taylor Thomas or Tim Allen) you would still wind up with a better film.

I can’t even say anymore. It’s too tragic.

Rotten Tomatoes Critic Score – 33%

Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score – 54%

Netflix’s Prediction for Me – 3.3/5

Trust-the-Dice Score – 1.5/5

P.S. Fun fact for Whovians: Catherine Tate plans to be in the sequel set to come out in 2014.

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